r/oneliners • u/wtfover • 8d ago

I don't know a single woman who would say hallelujah if it was raining men.

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u/I_used_to_be_hip 8d ago

"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" is a song about the same event from a different perspective.

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u/RPGAddict42 7d ago

I opened this post hoping to find this comment. Thank you.

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u/overtired27 8d ago

Sure, it would be horrific. All these screaming men splatting on the ground everywhere.

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u/thoroughfair 8d ago

The Departed is currently available on HBO but it’s leaving soon.

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u/HiAndStuff2112 7d ago

Like the frogs in that film Magnolia!

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u/SopwithStrutter 8d ago

Now raining child support checks is another matter

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u/jefbenet 7d ago

Raining men may be more likely…

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u/atomicsnarl 8d ago

More like, "TAKE COVER!"

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u/lensfocus 8d ago

Thank you, an immediate lol. I know a few women who would freak out loudly.

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u/HistoricalTowel1127 7d ago

I know a few dudes who would.

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u/Rays-R-Us 8d ago

Both the men and the rained upon women would suffer grisly injuries band death

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u/SilhoueX 7d ago

How many would have to splatter for the rest to survive the impact?

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u/BroWhatTheChrist 4d ago

Assuming we’re talking worldwide, over both land and water surface; accounting for average see depth and total land/sea area but not various slopes of either terrains, my calculations yield a number greater than I could've imagined: 42.

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u/SilhoueX 4d ago

So like, in an elevator shaft 👍

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u/Honest_Lobster_9325 8d ago

Neither would us Guys Unfortunatly if it was Raining women

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u/CompetitionPuzzled30 8d ago

And the inevitable ad is about a baby shower.

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u/FedderJoe 8d ago

LOL...

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u/ArcticAcademic 7d ago

I'm wearing waders, jacket, gloves, goggles and an umbrella.

DON'T GET THAT GUNK ON ME.

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u/zeek6000 7d ago

I think that movie is a drag queen movie

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u/Particular-Move-3860 7d ago

Yeah -- metaphors, who needs them?

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u/Buck_Thorn 7d ago edited 6d ago

Sigh... that is not a oneliner joke. Simply being one line of text is not the point. Mods should consider updating the sidebar to explain the point of this sub.

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Henny Youngman

Rodney Dangerfield

Mitch Hedberg

Steven Wright

Demetri Martin

Jimmy Carr

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u/DayVessel469459 8d ago

Don’t get it

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u/Hit-Enter-Too-Soon 8d ago

There's an old song called "It's Raining Men," and the chorus has them sing hallelujah. It's fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

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u/johnnystorm 8d ago

I know a few

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u/EnormousPurpleGarden 7d ago

I have, unfortunately, encountered numerous women who would squeal with glee if men were dying en masse. Their only concern would be not getting blood on themselves.

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u/No_Platform4003 7d ago

Depends on the men.

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u/Melora_T_Rex714 7d ago

Fucking A.

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u/Bitter_Maybe_2670 6d ago

God bless Mother Nature, she’s a single woman too…

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u/flhtcutg2009 5d ago

How about reigning men?

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u/rabbiniknar 5d ago

Song was written by a man.

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u/Dougally 8d ago

Lockerbie has entered the chat. Too soon?

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u/Specialist-Sky-4723 7d ago

I know a few that would be bent over ready

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u/GrumpyOldTech1670 7d ago

I wonder if Mother Nature heard some jerk saying “not all men”, and said “Fuck this”….

Next thing we know, it’s raining men, and the women go “Hallelujah, we can take our bras off, go outside in a sundress and drink alcohol”…After the women use front loader’s to move the bodies to a shallow grave…

Women so deserve better.