r/oddlyspecific • • Nov 20 '25

She should have given a longer lecture

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u/theservman Nov 20 '25

Coelacanth lecture on the first date? No wonder he never came back, he knew he'd gotten your best and it would be all downhill from there.

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u/SvenBubbleman Nov 20 '25

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?