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u/TechnicalIntern6764 7h ago
Stop
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It’s horrible to say 🤣🤣🤣
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u/ShotLet1550 6h ago
This is how my grandmother talks 😭
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u/Altruistic_Break_227 6h ago
torks *
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u/Dio_naea 3h ago
OH SO THATS WHAT TORKS MEANS
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u/Due_Gur_9495 2h ago
You didn’t immediately know..?
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u/Dio_naea 2h ago
In my defense english is a second language and also I don't have experience with british english
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u/SirHarvwellMcDervwel 9h ago
Cute. how old is she?
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u/1duke-dan 8h ago edited 6h ago
Oh. Is this how they talk at that age these days? I’m twice that age, so I get that can’t really read it well because I was taught English as a kid, but this isn’t the average is it? My kids are still young, 9 and under, so should I start studying this now?!
Edit: apparently they are not actually 19?! I’m just old and don’t realize a joke made by another user and assumed they were being helpful, but no. So I’m sorry I confused everyone. Not sure why I got such hate on the downvotes though.
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u/strangedot13 7h ago
You realize this wasn't op saying that she's 19? Op said nothing about her age.
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u/1duke-dan 7h ago
So they aren’t 19? Are they an English native? This is way more interesting than not interesting🤣
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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 6h ago
Why would a 19 year old have 2 loose teeth
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u/1duke-dan 6h ago
Well I don’t know! Sour candy? I’m just confused all around on this.
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u/PeanutButterSidewalk 5h ago
bot
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u/Dio_naea 3h ago
I'm kindly giving you upvotes. That many downvotes is crazy for you not saying anything offensive
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u/AccomplishedCake53 1h ago
I love when people comment about giving pity upvotes like they’re giving change to a homeless person
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u/Dio_naea 59m ago
Not sure if you're being sarcastic but it wasn't pity, it was being friendly. I hate when that happens to me and I get sad so I was just trying to be nice
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u/1duke-dan 2h ago
Oh you. I truly appreciate the effort, but I don’t think it’ll make a difference, plus the points or karma things don’t mean anything to me (mainly because I don’t understand it; sensing a pattern here🤣). Someone commented earlier but deleted it saying they were 19 and explained it wasn’t how they text (and thank goodness) and explained it wasn’t an actual OP who commented which explained things for me. Catch ya later around the interwebs!
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u/romiro82 5h ago
I’m 44 and I talked like a goddamned fool, worse than this, when I was 16 online
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u/chopstickier 8h ago
“tork” is so british hahaha i love little kids’ misspellings
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u/No-Airline-2823 7h ago
I assumed Aussie
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u/LunaWabohu 6h ago
Do Aussies say bosh?
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u/Specialist_Current98 4h ago
Extremely rarely. I will occasionally but it’s only because I’ve picked it up from British media.
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u/h8tetris 7h ago edited 7h ago
This apparently is a 19 year old adult woman. Edit: not a 19 year old adult woman. No word as to age.
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u/SirHarvwellMcDervwel 7h ago
how did you guys know? did op say anything?
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u/strangedot13 7h ago
Nope some random dude just commented thar
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u/Prudent-Level-7006 7h ago
Oh wow she should text like a lawyer then obviously
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u/InventorOfCorn 5h ago
you're hopping from one extreme to another
if the lady truly was 19 you'd expect at least... i don't know. not this but not insanely formal either
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u/mellywheats 6h ago
she sounds super young
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u/Dio_naea 3h ago
She also sounds dyslexic, like, I don't think she realized that it was saying smile, at all
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u/Wilson_Was_Taken 8h ago
17 and a half minute voice text!?
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u/mrnotloc 8h ago
No that’s just the time.
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u/GiGitteru 7h ago
The whole exchange on slide 2 is the cutest, but as someone with a little sister as well I feel you OP
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u/CascadianBeam 2h ago
Fuck I’m so glad I never gave my kids phones at this age. Absolutely unnecessary, although quite cute.
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u/azureblueworld99 1h ago
It’s really depressing that kids this young have phones now. They don’t even get a chance to enjoy their childhood
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u/PropheticUtterances 4h ago
I didn’t notice her name was kitty at first and the person saying kitty be good sent me on a fucking ride lmaooo I was like WHAT
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u/BarangObanga 4h ago
where did OP say her age?
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u/RolyPolyPangolin 6h ago
My kid used to text like this when they were little. I loved it. Just really adorable and playful.
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u/EastAsianDoll 7h ago
I imagine she talks like how many child actors talk—animated and enthusiastic. So cute
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u/puppy__pawz 5h ago
NOBODY'S talking about the ~18 minute voice message?? 😭
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u/meromeromeru 5h ago
That’s just a time stamp it’s only 1 second
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u/cabronfavarito 4h ago
They’re probably American and have never seen Whatsapp before
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u/partinobodycular 2h ago
Hey now, plenty of Americans use WhatsApp.
It's 24 hour time that we can't wrap our brains around.
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u/cabronfavarito 2h ago
Gosh I remember I had a meme page and most of my followers were American.
I created a Whatsapp group for my followers and there were probably like two Americans. Everyone else was Asian or South American, the continents I mean. My Ameircan followers were telling me about Discord or iMessage
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u/dubyakay 2h ago
Well, I hope you enjoy your cute family conversations being on meta's servers and trained on by AI.
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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 5h ago
I hope her name isn't actually "kitty". That's a strange one for sure.
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u/trixiepixie1921 5h ago
Kitty is for sure a nickname for Kathleen and probably other names
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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 5h ago
I figured it was a nickname but I wouldn't use a nickname with family, personally.
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u/reggienaldsimons 9h ago
hit em with the BOSH