r/nonose • u/ahr113 • Sep 05 '26

Florida man arrested for drug distribution

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Does this fit?

57 Upvotes

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u/Sea-Language674 Sep 05 '26

Dude looks like he protects the soul stone

10

u/New-Chemist5315 Sep 06 '26

Bro looks like he smokes soul stones

4

u/Revoran Sep 06 '26

Craftworld Eldar hate him.

2

u/king_entei77 Sep 06 '26

Bro guides those to a treasure he himself cannot possess

1

u/OnkelMickwald Sep 07 '26

Is this a diablo reference?

22

u/beardedjack Sep 05 '26

He nose nothing officer

9

u/thirdaccounttoday Sep 06 '26

Walton Goggins Coop ahh

7

u/OG-Giligadi Sep 05 '26

He who shall not be named.

7

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u/OG-Giligadi Sep 06 '26

Now he comin for your stash

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u/OG-Giligadi Sep 06 '26

This man has gone though his fair share of God nyborg, man.

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u/OG-Giligadi Sep 06 '26

Do prisons have choirs? I can hear him over everyone else. He sounds like Ethel Merman with a broken muffler.

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u/Memeguy85992 Sep 05 '26

No Nose

3

u/Kabc Sep 05 '26

If he was to have a nickname, I feel like “The Nose” would be it…

Like calling a big dude Tiny

2

u/Yayhoo0978 Sep 06 '26

If only there had been signs…

2

u/Southsideclide Sep 06 '26

Salton Sea...

2

u/Jerome-Fappington Sep 06 '26

Pooh Bear. Got his nose stuck in the honey jar. Salton Sea anyone?

2

u/EfficientAfternoon17 Sep 06 '26

That hole will stay in use in prison but not for doing drugs 😂😂😂

1

u/Huev0 Sep 06 '26

Wow, who nose what kind of drugs he was selling?

3

u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr Sep 06 '26

I do. Jet, buffout, psycho, ultrajet

1

u/DeviledCooCoo Sep 06 '26

He is almost ghoulish isn’t he?

1

u/_pm_me_thong_pics Sep 06 '26

Why wouldnt it fit? If I said "this man has a nose," I would be a liar

1

u/mikee869 Sep 06 '26

Correction.....rescued.

1

u/CuriousSquash6246 Sep 06 '26

I think I know what his favorite way to consume is

1

u/pamcakevictim Sep 06 '26

Looks like he was selling jet behind the red rocket

1

u/soaked_legumes Sep 06 '26

How I feel others look at me if they were to notice me flatulate.

1

u/ShadowDarkraven27 Sep 06 '26

whassamatter smoothskin, never seen a ghoul before?

1

u/Fun-Bike6713 Sep 06 '26

Brings noo meening to blow job

1

u/yomamatahoe Sep 06 '26

Give me Harry Pottaaaah!

1

u/inkjet_printer Sep 06 '26

How quickly can they add this guy to GTA VI?

1

u/Fzchk Sep 06 '26

Seems like he's been distributing them in one specific place for a LONG time.

1

u/Slayer6R Sep 07 '26

No nose is good nose am I right? 😂

1

u/billywinkleton978 Sep 07 '26

While scrolling comments I got an ad for Meta glasses, and, the thought of this gentleman wearing glasses popped into my mind, and then the thought of him wearing them disguise glasses that come with a nose.

1

u/lordsmish Sep 07 '26

At least you know he isn't taking from his own supply

1

u/Appropriate_Age7416 24d ago

He looks like a Florida man

1

u/DamnedGladToMeetYou 9d ago

I was not prepared for that.