r/news • u/AudibleNod • 1d ago

Polish police arrest a man suspected of planning to attack Prime Minister Donald Tusk

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/polish-police-arrest-a-man-suspected-of-planning-to-attack-prime-minister-donald-tusk/
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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 1d ago

Police: "Wrong Donald, bro. The one you want ain't here."

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u/Cannabrewer 1d ago

Donald Trump and Elon Musk's baby

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u/Constant_Ad_8028 21h ago

Went right there with you on that one. Then immediately after...

"proceeds to gouge eyes out."

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u/Constant_Ad_8028 21h ago

Reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode where they had Elon cameo as "Elon Tusk."

https://www.gamesradar.com/rick-and-morty-season-4-episode-3-elon-musk-elon-tusk-cameo-post-credits-scene/

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u/AudibleNod 1d ago

Poland’s police had said earlier on Sunday they received information about a possible plot to attack Tusk and Defense Minister Władysław Kosiniak-Kamysz.

Why would someone want to attack a NATO ally? Hmm.

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u/cheeri0 1d ago

That’s a wild assumption to make, as someone who also wears a tinfoil hat.

Needs more details. Stop pushing a narrative. The devil is always in the details.

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u/Icy-Computer-Poop 17h ago

Do you always speak entirely in platitudes?

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u/skyedearmond 9h ago

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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u/O-parker 8h ago

No dude , the other Donald

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u/UnleavenedTed 19h ago

Donald Tusk’s biopic was the most confusing movie I’ve ever seen. We really need a sequel to finish the last half of his life, like, how did the doctors fix his body? If there’s anything harder than turning a man into a walrus, it’s turning a walrus into a Polish PM. Maybe Kevin Smith will direct again!

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u/TheFutureIsAFriend 1d ago

Why don't you ask me
What's gone wrong
Why don't you ask me
Who's on the phone....