r/mildlyinteresting • • 5h ago

Here is a model of the hardware they are putting in my foot next week.

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u/Wolf________________ 5h ago

Those suckers gave you the hardware already! You should do it yourself and save yourself $500,000.

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u/imnotohfuckingk 5h ago

I didn’t get to keep it! This was just the model they showed me at the surgeons office

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u/DodgersChica 5h ago

Yo, you can find this stuff on aisle 7F at Home Depot. That’s how “Doers get more done!”

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u/Antics253 5h ago

I know a buddy that'll do it for cheap. Dude hooked me up on a engine and even mounted it for me, for $100.

.... weird though, I don't remember him even owning a Chevy...

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u/Early_Hall5720 5h ago

Do people feel the screws in their bones? It's always bugged me

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u/Absent-Light-12 5h ago

Ankle hardware haver here, hurts like hell when I bump it against anything. Side of a table? I’m on the floor. Side of anything, I’m on the floor.

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u/Kromehound 5h ago

Side of guac? Believe it or not, also on the floor.

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u/Anxious-Flamingo-499 4h ago

Four dollars extra please

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u/FlashyFlamingo9649 4h ago

You magnificent bastard. That was good.

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u/banjo_hero 5h ago

I advise not bumping it into anything

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous 5h ago

Instructions unclear. I'm on the floor.

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u/Dr-ClaytonForrester 4h ago

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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u/SHRED-209 4h ago

That’s only if they’ve opened the door before ending up on the floor.

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u/Mikeologyy 5h ago

Oh god that sounds like when you land on the keys in your pocket but 1000x worse since the keys are permanently within you

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u/rosephoenix19 4h ago

The difference is these car keys are IN your BONE!

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u/suzychewzy 5h ago

I have wires and screws in my knee. I don’t feel them in the bone but i can feel them when i run my fingers over my kneecap. Yes it kinda freaks me out

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u/biggunzcdb1 5h ago

I feel it. All day every day...

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u/PQbutterfat 4h ago

I sell that stuff, you tore your syndesmosis as well as the fractures …that’s a big injury.

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u/biggunzcdb1 4h ago

Syndemosis was already coleslaw before this fall. Had a referal for ankle fusion that insurance was denying. It's been dislocated over 30 times.

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u/Soft_Maintenance_326 4h ago

Would the syndemosis issue be a contributing factor causing your fall? If yes, would you have a realistic claim against your insurance company in your jurisdiction?

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u/rosephoenix19 4h ago

Holy crap referring to it as coleslaw is awesome! I can only imagine the pain.

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u/Greenbastardscape 4h ago

And I thought my doctor telling me that my discs were, "Completely fucked", painted a picture lol

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus 4h ago

I was told, “One bad bump or fender bender away from paralysis or death.”

Then I saw the MRI. Doc has zero jokes.

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u/Vinifera1978 4h ago

If it’s done properly you shouldn’t feel it

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u/dolephant4 5h ago

Here’s mine and thank god for it. It’s been there since 2017. The metal against flesh can be painful at times but I wouldn’t trade it for an inability to walk. I can walk distances, travel and fully participate in life. But I also don’t sit around and work hard to keep myself in shape and use it as much as possible. Custom orthotics and good shoes are critical. It’s become clear if I sit around and don’t use it my foot wants to freeze and get stiff. Staying active is the answer.

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u/ZealousIdeal476 5h ago

Since we're sharing

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u/longbongstrongdong 4h ago

Those look like regular ass deck screws

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u/soedesh1 4h ago

Yes, they use the treated deck screws in this. Unless you only plan to walk indoors, then they use interior screws.

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u/crazy_akes 4h ago

Cross post this to r/decks and they’ll let you know if these are Simpson strong ties or some sort of cheap screw with zinc coating that’ll corrode in a few years.

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u/Far-Negotiation-9691 4h ago

Hey brother of the titanium heel !

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u/Zman4444 4h ago

Oh I have so many questions.
Many screws are facing towards the camera, then it looks like 3 or 4 are facing opposite.

So… they use those screws to fully seat the bone?
I have so many questions about the screws on the right side, driven up towards your leg.

Are they connecting the top of your foot to your leg?… I’m confused.

I’m not a doctor, but an aspiring nurse. This stuff is absolutely fascinating to me.

Edit, I also like being able to see all the staples. Clearly that was an incision or where the skin needed to be sutured due to the injury?

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u/multi_io 3h ago

Do you guys all trigger airport security scanners?

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u/BravaCentauriGFL 4h ago

Got room for me in here?

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u/UnsureSphincter 5h ago

You just need to keep an oil can handy. I've seen it work on a Tin Man once

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u/GorillaX 5h ago edited 4h ago

Ooh ooh, I wanna share mine too!

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u/Krinlekey 4h ago

Mine is pretty tame compared to some of these. I sometimes forget it’s in there now

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u/FULLsanwhich15 5h ago

That’s just a bike chain.

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u/Magister5 5h ago

Call him Lance Footstrong

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u/glytxh 5h ago

just with a LOT more zeroes attached to the price tag

and made from biocompatible titanium

and with a paper trail three miles long

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u/Princess_Slagathor 5h ago

paper trail

You're not even exaggerating. I used to work in insurance, and some of those reports would have their own mail truck, to deliver one report. And then we'd have to make copies of every page.

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u/IntradepartmentalPet 4h ago

sounds like an efficient way to run a healthcare system

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u/Princess_Slagathor 4h ago

It's truly awful, and it's soul crushing work, seeing people gleefully denying necessary lifesaving medical care. Even making jokes about the patients. It took me 3 months to realize it was the job causing me to feel suicidal again.

But unfortunately, the paperwork is necessary to keep everyone accountable.

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u/glytxh 5h ago

I absolutely believe it.

I’ve seen similar in aviation, so I was assuming medical stuff would just be an even more in depth version of the same kinda deal.

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u/Solid_Snark ​ 5h ago

I have these in my jaw. I hope, if I’m ever in a severe accident the doctors check my records before throwing me into an MRI machine…

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u/InfiniteDelusion094 5h ago

Titanium isn't ferromagnetic. That's part of the reason they use it. But it could mess up the image a little.

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u/AbabababababababaIe 5h ago

I have a rod in my spine! The techs said it made the area around the metal a bit fuzzy but that’s all

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u/SnarkCatsTech 4h ago

Plates, screws, & cages in my spine (neck) & former Rad Tech. If they put you in a CT it looks really cool. It makes the image nearly unreadable but it looks neat. 😋 That's why they put us in the MRI if they need to see the area around an implant. As you said it can make it a little fuzzy but it's still readable by the radiologist.

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u/HaArLiNsH 5h ago

Praise be the Omnissiah. Your flesh was weak but it will be now blessed by the purity of metal 🙏

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u/Moogle_Messiah 5h ago

The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all!

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u/Skipp_To_My_Lou 5h ago

This is an incontrovertible fact!

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u/somesketchykid 5h ago

Better crippled in body than corrupt in mind.

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u/Banguskahn 5h ago

""Ooooh... Marsy-boys. BIONIC BABIES... WOULD YOU EVER REJECT SUCH LEGENDARY ARTIFICE FROM ENTERING YOUR DOMAIN?!? LOOK UPON MY SMOOTH AURAMITE... MY OILED JOINTS. MY WELL-RRRRROUNDED CHASSIS. MY THERMIC REACTOR... PULSATES WITH SMOOTH, VELVETY, BEATS. SKITARII. I WANT TO ENTER YOUR TEMPLE."

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u/Malevolyn 4h ago

By the Emperor I came in righteous fervor.

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u/Aiur16899 5h ago

I love Warhammer nerds just popping up randomly in the world.

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u/SRSgoblin 5h ago

My faith is my shield. The Emperor protects.

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u/Darmug 5h ago

My face is my shield*

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u/KnifeKnut 4h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah.

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u/Rapunzel10 4h ago

Your flesh was weak but it will be now blessed by the purity of metal 🙏

I don't know anything about Warhammer but I will be stealing that phrase. I have a birth control implant and will be getting some other hardware soon.

The flesh was weak, susceptible to possession by another entity. Now it is blessed by the purity of metal

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u/Numerous-Confusion-9 5h ago edited 5h ago

Hey, med device engineer who designs plates and screws like this for a living here. You’ll probably never need it , but be sure to ask for and record the manufacturer and lot numbers of your implants. If anything ever goes wrong, you’ll know who to sue.

Generally though the complication rate is pretty low! Good luck next week!

Edit: save your xrays too!**

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u/dankipz 5h ago

I work in manufacturing and make these things and I second this.

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u/Numerous-Confusion-9 5h ago

🤝 manufacturing folk taught me so much when i was starting out. Mostly driven by my fear of being “that” engineer lol

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u/Whovianna 4h ago

I agree with this completely! I used to do QA on implant screws and one manufacturer sent us a bunch you could break with your fingers. Definitely not what you want holding your foot together. It was a huge headache of having to recheck every screw in inventory.

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u/HorseWithACape 3h ago

Hi! 👋 I've got an IM rod in my femur, and one of my screws sheered right in half! My ortho suggested I was maybe too aggressive with my PT. It hasn't really caused me any pain, and everything seemed to heal up fine... But now that I see you mentioning this, I'm wondering if I should reach out and report it to somebody? I never thought twice about it until now. Though it's been several years, and I'm not sure I've got any records of the manufacturer of any of my devices.

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u/Numerous-Confusion-9 2h ago edited 2h ago

Hi, if you’re not in pain theres probably nothing to worry about. Sheered screws dont matter after it heals because the force path goes through your bone now instead of the nail.

Edit: you can likely still request the info from your doctor

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u/Numerous-Confusion-9 4h ago

QA really our first line of defense 🫡

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u/Undeclared_Mustard 4h ago

Surgical assistant here, I've put these in. The lot numbers and configurations are (should be) recorded in the operative notes. OP should be able to get a copy of the op note and supporting documentation with no issue.

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u/MammothPenguin69 5h ago

"We can rebuild him. We have the technology."

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u/imnotohfuckingk 5h ago

Actually, the bionic woman!

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u/TheNerdE30 5h ago

Did you get stomped on by a horse?

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u/glen_ko_ko 4h ago

You can't give this feet pic out for free in this economy

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u/GentlemanPirate13 5h ago edited 5h ago

"Do you know how long it takes to pay off $6000000 on a government salary?!?"

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u/stempoweredu 5h ago

Just gotta remember the old saying:

If you owe the bank $1,000, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $1,000,000, that's the bank's problem.

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u/Brassens71 5h ago

There was an update to that joke, now you need to owe the bank one billion dollars!

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u/iprocrastina 5h ago

I love how back then $6M on medical procedures meant you were some top secret experimental super cyborg and now it just means you had an appendix removed.

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u/grollef 5h ago

There’s a big building by LA with a big sign saying Advanced Bionics.
Boo boo boo boo boo boo

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u/nocolon 5h ago

OP’s only the six million dollar woman if she’s an American. Otherwise it’s probably free.

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u/glytxh 5h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

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u/Whatdafuqisgoingon 5h ago edited 5h ago

Man that is some epic metal work. I wish you a long life of no pain afterwards.

My mom had rheumatoid arthritis and the joints in her feet got so bad that they removed them and put a pin through the knuckles to hold the toes in place... After a while one of them started working it's way out the side of the bone. It was poking out the bone under the skin and my Dad and Mom came up with an at home surgical removal. My dad took a razor blade to the side of the bump and after cutting the skin, he grabbed the metal rod with a pair of pliers and braced my mom's foot and just pulled the pin straight out. I could tell it hurt my mom, but she let out an exclamation of relief. I only remember the one foot getting it done but I know she had pins in both of her feet.

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u/EamesKnollFLWIII 5h ago

My father used to say poor people have poor ways. Wild. He fixed his dentures with super glue once.

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u/TwoTonTacoToGo 5h ago

I fixed a hole in my arm with superglue

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u/Apart-Rent5817 5h ago

And people will yell at me when I say Medicare for all. Like I don’t want everyone getting all the free plastic surgery they want, but this is America. Our baseline should be higher than extreme debt or pull out your surgical metal with pliers.

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u/xassylax 3h ago

And that Medicare needs to 100% include dental. The fact that dental isn’t included as a necessity is absurd. Teeth aren’t just “cosmetic” and you can absolutely get very ill and even die from tooth problems.

Years ago, my husband had a broken tooth that was slowly dying and just getting worse. He finally got fed up and yanked the whole thing out with a pair of pliers. Apparently it hurt like hell but the relief he felt was worth it. He now finally has appropriate coverage but decades of subpar dental coverage and poor genes means that even after his insurance covers tens of thousands of dollars of needed care, he’s still got years of intensive dental work and thousands of dollars out of pocket ahead of him.

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u/atlantagirl30084 4h ago

I always get infuriated when I see stories where a like robotics club has to make a motorized wheelchair for a paralyzed kid because his insurance won’t cover it (maybe they’ll only cover a manual wheelchair?).

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u/HouseBalley 5h ago

They can rebuild you, they have the technology

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u/T8rsgonnah8 5h ago

Did you kick a helmet while filming a LOTR movie?

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u/Cishuman 5h ago

Good thing they're using star-screws to deter vandals.

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u/macguyver3000 5h ago

Exactly what apple does so you can’t repair your own foot down the line.

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u/8bitnintendo 5h ago

Star / Torx bits are better for applying high torque, and the bits are less likely to slip out during installation (dangerous) or wear the screw heads (harder to remove later if needed.) These aren’t security Torx (no raised center pin.)

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u/Interstate8 5h ago

Once you go torx, you never go back. It's really not about security.

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u/induality 5h ago

Those look to be standard torx which is both widely used and vastly superior to Philips. If I were having screws put into my foot I would definitely want torx over Philips.

If they wanted to deter self repair they would use something more rare like pentalobe or tri-wing.

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u/Mecha-Dave 5h ago

One thing to check - make sure the bone screws don't poke out the bottom of the bone into your foot meat. My wife has some pokey screws that are projecting beyond the bone towards the bottom of her foot, and it's made recovery a bit of a pain.

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u/joshpit2003 5h ago

What bone-head (pun intended) didn't check screw-length against the allowable depth?! What is the solution here? Open up from the bottom and grind down? Open up the top again, remove, and replace w/ proper length?

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u/SpiralBreeze 5h ago

That’s actually pretty rad, does this count as cyber punk or steam punk?

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u/Jedi-in-EVE 5h ago

If they wear a monocle and 3 vintage vests after the surgery, it’s steampunk. Otherwise, cyberpunk.

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u/Ubockinme 5h ago

Okay Skynet, nice try.

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u/YogurtclosetFirst899 5h ago

dude your foot is clearly fucked, i'm honestly kind of amazed they're not just cutting it off

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u/Cheef-Kiefah 5h ago

Has OP shared wtf they did to their foot to need this hardware?

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u/imnotohfuckingk 4h ago

I did, but happy to say again. I had a surgery that went about as badly as it could. Wrong surgery, wrong placement, a long screw placed in the wrong direction. The hardware broke. Have to have the correct surgery and also fix the other surgery and retrieve the hardware. Already had to have an urgent surgery to get the screw out.

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u/porcelain_kiss 4h ago

Username checks out 😭

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u/SmithItsGoodForU 5h ago

Damn, be more careful next time you step on a Lego bro

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u/ChosenOfTheMoon_GR 5h ago edited 31m ago

If you are traveling through airports, it is a good idea to keep this picture and whatever papers that might come with it in an easy access manner.

Edit: Guys ty for all replies and info, i never had this experience myself or anyone i know so i didn't know, my comment was made purely out benevolent intent, this wasn't an issue actually.

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u/TrailMomKat 5h ago edited 3h ago

They'll just use the wand on their foot, it's no big deal. They did it all the time for my daddy's knees and jaw.

Edit: thanks yall, for telling off the weirdo

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u/AdamHorn8 5h ago edited 2h ago

I doubt it’ll be a problem. These look just like the plates I have in my collarbone and I’ve never even set off a metal detector (the security arch kind commonly seen in airports or courthouses). I don’t know how because I’m pretty sure it’s surgical steel (edit: it’s titanium), but it’s been 12 years and I’ve never had a single issue

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u/Gregistopal 5h ago

why?

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u/imnotohfuckingk 5h ago

Had a botched surgery in February. This is how they have to repair it. I am pretty scared!

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u/bflaminio 5h ago

As long as they're digging around there, ask them if they can install Wolverine claws.

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u/imnotohfuckingk 5h ago

This is a brilliant idea!

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u/m_Pony 5h ago

ask them if they can add 5G :)

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 5h ago

Then you have extendable Adamantium toenails on one foot, but still no mutant healing..

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u/drifloony 5h ago edited 5h ago

I know I’m just some stranger online but I’m wishing you the best on your surgery! Hope this fixes whatever they screwed up last time.

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u/TheDigitalPoint 5h ago

Just out of curiosity, what was the botched surgery for? Sometimes I think I should have surgery on my toe for something not that big a deal, and then I talk myself out of it because I always think, “I’d be pissed if something went wrong and I was doing it for something so minor…”

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u/imnotohfuckingk 5h ago

If it’s for your big toe I’d definitely put it off as long as possible.

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u/BombbaFett 5h ago

Do you get a discount if you get the display model instead of new?

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u/Raoul_Dukes_Mayo 5h ago

I asked if I got a rebate when they took some of mine out. They didn’t laugh.

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u/angrypooka 5h ago

Are they giving you a little Allen wrench to tighten the screws if they get loose?

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u/PizzaLover_82 5h ago

We can rebuild him. We have the technology....

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u/TieAdorable4973 5h ago

Best I can do are some screws and duct tape

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 5h ago

The fact I can’t find the Peter Griffin six million dollar man gif to respond with is a crime.

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u/TKentgens93 5h ago

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah"

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u/Kitakitakita 5h ago

You're like Wolverine, but lame and plastic

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u/Strange-Area9624 5h ago

You will always know about an approaching storm. I have a rebuilt hand. I can feel a pressure change easily.

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u/AlexKojima 5h ago

But you never asked for this, right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/O0sLyqXIUEwMnsAhUM

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u/Fragrant_Chemical_47 5h ago

Now you can jokingly tell kids that you're part cyborg. Even moreso if you have an artificial ticker in your heart.

https://giphy.com/gifs/US6odsnLHQxTlqTEeF

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u/ReasonableQuality777 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mtfbmGZrxHisMMjS1H

You're getting a Sandevistan??? sick bro.

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u/Boring-Bus-3743 5h ago

I'm stoked for season 2 to drop

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u/CaptainWordseye 5h ago

As someone who has metal in my ankle I hope you don’t get anywhere that gets too cold

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u/themalcontents 5h ago

Lapidus Procedure correcting a previous bunionectomy with exostectomy? Aka they tried shaving off the bunion, but your genes and foot anatomy had other plans…

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u/imnotohfuckingk 5h ago

Yes, but the original surgeon placed hardware in the wrong spot and the wrong direction. It broke. It’s still in there. Nothing fused. Everything he did was pointless and incorrect.

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u/ReddFro 4h ago

Aah yes, the joys of failed surgery. My surgeon accidentally cut one of my vocal cords during an aeortic procedure. Whoops!

Shit happens. On the plus side sometimes they guess and do good. My mom had cow bone surgically implanted in her destroyed knee 30+ years ago back when that wasn’t regular. They said she might never walk again but she’s been leading a hiking group for over a decade.

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u/Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy 5h ago

The new TOOL album art looks sick.

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u/ximstuckx 5h ago

Are you going to be able to walk, or is it going to be more of a shuffle? That doesn’t look like it’s going to bend at all

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u/Jchud002 5h ago

Please don't be Josh Allen.

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u/Knineteen 5h ago

I love posts with zero context.

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u/Balthxzar 5h ago

Gonna get the torx driver and steal your big toe

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u/Crayon_Captian 5h ago

I would totally ask to see if you can keep that. It’s metal

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u/NekoKate 5h ago

Okay, I'm like, really frigin stupid. I was trying to imagine how doctors were going to get this whole thing into your foot? Like, do you have a skin sock hanging off your ankle or what?? Took scrolling to realize it's just the hardware going in 🙄 I thought the brackets meant your new, clear foot would articulate

Apparently sleep deprivation = stupefaction

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u/fern-grower 5h ago

I make the metal detector go off at airports. 4 metal plates and a dozen screws in my ankle.

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u/oasiscat 5h ago

Sick chrome, choom.

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u/Epic_Elite ​ 5h ago

So, your big toe will never bend? Is that optimal?

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u/jellyfishrubberduck 5h ago

Its not exactly 'optimal' compared to the foot most people are born with, but can relieve a lot of pain and improve function from however much it sucked before.

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u/grollef 5h ago

Did you get your foot run over by a truck? Sorry, that looks painful

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u/RiMcG 5h ago

I hope you get better quickly, may I ask what happened to require this?

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u/shanksisevil 5h ago

Can you toss in a apple tag?

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u/CNote_89 5h ago

Goddamn, did you drop a boulder on your foot?

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u/Over_Bake_9084 5h ago

The clear bones are just to show where the hardware goes for anyone confused. They're not going in.

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u/bitemytail 5h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/EataDisk 5h ago

Do they let you keep it, could be fun for Halloween decor

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u/scotte416 5h ago

I don't think you're going to be able to walk for a couple of....lengths of time....but I wish you a speedy recovery!

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u/Warm-Traffic-624 5h ago

That’s super cool, how will it affect the movement of your foot though?

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u/Spare-Shirt24 5h ago

Holy cow. What happened to your foot?

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u/Gex2-EnterTheGecko 5h ago

Used to work for a surgical kit company and recognize all of these lol

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u/rogueop 5h ago

Why do you need glass bones?

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u/lalozzydog 5h ago

I thought you meant the whole device at first and thought maybe your bones had fallen out.

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u/Jhud6669 5h ago

The model is really cool honestly, I'd ask if I can keep it.

Good luck on your surgery!

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u/Nice-Economics-2716 5h ago

Tell them you want to be woken up from surgery to the Terminator 2 theme

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u/moslof_flosom 5h ago

Aw shit, youre getting a glass skeleton? That's rad as fuck.

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u/LLryo 5h ago

Getting chromed up I see, choom

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u/DarthLordyTheWise 5h ago

Did you drop a Nokia phone on it?

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u/magpepper 5h ago

Damn dude, what destroyed your foot?

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u/ErmahgerdYuzername 5h ago

Dang. Thats going to restrict a lot of movement. Sorry to hear about this.

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u/SnooPickles1572 5h ago

Can you keep the display?

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u/illinoishokie 5h ago

It's amazing to me that our toe bones are actually so freaking long.

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u/jemenake 5h ago

Isn’t that going to take away most of the flexibility of your foot? Are they going to immobilize your foot with a boot afterward or something? Is this going to be taken out later?

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u/KscottCap 5h ago

Stepped on a Lego, did ya?

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u/majorzero42 5h ago

keep bragging wolverine

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u/0peRightBehindYa 5h ago

I wish they could do this with my hands....stupid arthritis.

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u/comander_random 5h ago

Pictures of feet for free, in this economy?