r/mildlyinfuriating • • 5h ago

I'm slightly vexed Goodbye shins

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u/BeardedSeagul 5h ago

I drive a big truck. You know where my hitch stays when not in use? The fucking cab. I've never understood why people leave them on their trucks. It's not convenient to leave it on because it makes it harder to back up without hitting something.

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u/jbs43 4h ago

As a former mechanic in the rust belt, I hated the fuckers who left them in. Why? I’m the one who had to remove the drawbar once rusted solid to the hitch.

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u/BreadBags 3h ago

I frequently remove them and put them in the truck bed. I have a blind family member and a close friend who is in a wheelchair so when I’m with them it’s justice time

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u/cjsv7657 1h ago

Plus it doubles as an improvised projectile if the truck gets in to an accident. Right through the back window on the cab!

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u/Boxadorables 4h ago

One or two good purse swings and they break free. Wheel hubs are much worse imo

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u/RedWinger7 4h ago

DON’T TOUCH MY PURSE!

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u/MacDubhsidhe 2h ago

I DON’T KNOW YOU

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u/jbs43 4h ago

That’s your opinion.

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u/machinegunkell76 53m ago

Ya dont say…😐 these last couple hours made me hate this fucking Dually

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u/beerleaguefreeagent 4h ago

To be fair, my hitch saved my truck from damage three times after being hit by people not paying attention. Cheapest insurance I’ve ever bought

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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 3h ago

It’s give and take on that one tho. Yes, it’ll stop very minor damage but it can also turn moderate damage into major damage

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u/beerleaguefreeagent 3h ago

That’s fair, I was only ever at dead stops in parking garages and red lights, so it was all low speed collisions. Fortunate enough to never have experienced one at high speeds.

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u/Naive-Estimate9942 2h ago

A truck bumper is really strong unless you have a wimpy truck

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u/SuperNa7uraL- 3h ago

Or maybe the hitch caused someone to hit you because it was sticking out an extra foot.

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u/beerleaguefreeagent 3h ago

I’d argue they should pay better attention then and not get that close to other cars. You don’t always have to be on someone bumper.

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u/ladderlogic22 3h ago

You shouldn't even be getting within a few feet of another car when driving lmao. You just go around tailgating everyone huh🤣

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u/SuperNa7uraL- 3h ago

I don’t tailgate anyone. I keep a decent distance when I pull up behind someone that’s stopped. I was just saying that other people don’t and a hitch sticking out could be the difference between being hit or not.

But good job jumping to conclusions.

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u/Wookard 3h ago

My neighbour has an insane amount of tools. Massive guy too. It took himself and me over 12 hours to remove the hitch off my vehicle one day. We torched, freezed, drilled etc.. Eventually cut about 1 inch of the mount hole and finally got the damn thing off. It was on there for years and was my other friend's vehicle originally and he never took it off at all. We greased the hitch so much after that.

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u/vahntitrio 2m ago

My brother bought a used Trail Blazer and the hitch was so rusted in we tow-strapped the ball to a large tree and tried to drive away with no pin and we still didn't free the hitch.

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u/Agreeable-Mention403 4h ago

charge extra for that service.

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u/One_Discount_4898 3h ago

Just a heads up, if it's in your cab make sure it's secured. I worked as a paramedic for a few years and people roll their trucks a ***LOT*** here. It wasn't uncommon to find tools, hitches, chains and all sorts of shit embedded into occupants.

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u/Correct-Disaster8 2h ago

Excuse me, internet person, but “embedded”????

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u/One_Discount_4898 2h ago

For lack of a better word. Impaled usually implies some sort of sharpness, heavy objects with enough mass though will just push through until the skin gives away

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u/Correct-Disaster8 52m ago

No problem with the wording, it just added an additional layer of gruesome that did me in.

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u/One_Discount_4898 37m ago

It's definitely quite macabre lol.

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u/Correct-Disaster8 29m ago

I guess I was just thinking “car accident” and not anything extra like unsecured shit floating around causing a head injury. I’ll be thinking twice about throwing canned goods in my front seat for real.

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u/EASam 1h ago

Saying inserted or penetration has entirely different connotations. That's tricky.

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u/KangarooDowntown4640 2h ago

The screwdriver and the person became "one" with each other.

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u/nlevine1988 4h ago

Even if these drivers removed their hitch their bumper is still blocking a good chunk of the sidewalk.

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u/Randompackersfan 4h ago

You underestimate how lazy people are.

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u/BeardedSeagul 4h ago

Probably, but I'm already pretty lazy myself. How lazy can someone be?

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u/Randompackersfan 4h ago

Pretty lazy. I also consider the people too lazy to flick on a blinker amongst the laziest on the planet.

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u/BeardedSeagul 4h ago

Agreed. Same with people that don't cut their brights off for oncoming traffic (maybe that's not lazy, could just be assholes.)

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u/Randompackersfan 4h ago

And I’m lazy sometimes but never too lazy to take off my hitch. It takes 15 seconds of my time.

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u/darksoft125 5h ago

I knew some people who would leave them in, with the only reason being that if they were rear ended the other car would get totaled by having their radiator get punctured by it. Ignoring any possibility that a small fender bender might damage their truck's frame or they could be the one backing into someone.  You know, typically asshole truck driver things.

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u/vladhed 3h ago

Saw a Saturn SL rear-ended a RAV4 with the hitch sticking out. Didn't damage the Saturn much as I drove by but the hitch frame had bent and punture the RAV4's gas tank! It was leaking all over the road!

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u/Sellum 2h ago

Their first mistake was putting a hitch on a RAV4.

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u/MrHappyBike 1h ago

Lots of people put bike racks on small cars with a 1.25 inch hitch. I’ve run a bike rack on my trucks for 25 years, I ride several times each week. But it was only a couple of years ago that I realized what an impediment it was to others, particularly people on wheel chairs, so I only park like that if I’m the in the last spot in a row.

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u/stayhealthy247 1h ago

The ones with a V6 will tow, they are torqued for it.

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u/didugethathingisentu 3h ago

This happened to by buddy. He bragged about how it destroyed the Prius that rear ended him and his truck was fine cause the hitch took all the damage. I told him he should take a look at the frame before he hooked his cattle trailer up to it again. He got under the truck and the frame had been bent like an inch forward. The truck looked and ran fine, but as far as heavy towing goes, it was effectively totaled.

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u/SnooPickles2704 4h ago

Where I’m from, it’s illegal to leave your hitch on because of this. Also, even if you’re 100% not at fault for someone read ending you, insurance could deem you responsible for some damage if you leave the hitch on illegally

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u/Bullfrog_Paradox 2h ago

Well if the car was able to hit the hitch it's pretty fucking obvious nothing was attached to it

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u/JadedDreamz69 3h ago

Does it currently have a trailer attached to the vehicle?

You put it on before hitching the trailer and take it out after unhooking.

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u/TechKnyght 4h ago

I totally did that once, but you know I was the one going too fast on ice so I didn’t blame the work truck. Some people smh…

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u/yus0madbr0 3h ago

Good point!

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u/Practical_Theme_6400 4h ago

Not to mention, I don't want it to be stolen.

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u/Aro00oo 4h ago

Fyi people have died from ball hitches in the cab from accidents when they go flying.

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u/BeardedSeagul 4h ago

That's a fair point actually. Once I get my tool box put on it will probably end up in there instead.

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u/TheRealRichon 3h ago

Mine is safely stored under the back seat. It won't move unless I lift the back seat first.

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u/Aro00oo 3h ago

i dont think assuming your controlled environment will stay controlled during an accident is wise but just wanted to share with OP

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u/CulturalChampion8660 2h ago

I had a dead battery on some equipment at work and my boss told me to grab the jumper box from his back seat of his huge diesel truck. I was looking all through his truck tool box and he asked me what I was doing, 'its in the back seat on the floor.' Later I mentioned how sketchy it was to have a 30 pound battery just sitting in his cab and asked why it wasn't in his tool box instead. He basically looked at me and walked away like I was an idiot for even asking that. 

Not riding in his truck any time soon. 

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u/-BlueDream- 1h ago

Most trucks have compartments under the seat, glovebox, storage behind the seats, etc. just dont leave it on the passengers seat

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u/GullibleCall2883 55m ago

How? I've stored mine in the bin underneath the back passenger seat.

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u/-BlueDream- 1h ago

And if you do hit something you’re more likely to fuck the frame with the hitch on

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u/Past-Television7973 5h ago

Thanks. Not only are they at risk of being stolen they are in the way of people in wheelchairs.

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u/aftonroe 4h ago

I leave my hitch in my trailer. It takes a couple seconds to take off.

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u/BackgroundWrap407 3h ago

One hard brake and you’re airborne.

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u/bojangler69420 3h ago

Because they need everyone to know they tow something with their truck once every 2.5 years, which obviously totally justifies their purchase of a truck

/s

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u/Open-Dot6264 3h ago

It's not uncommon for me to tow 3 different trailers the same day. But if a trailer isn't connected, you'd have no idea.

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u/bojangler69420 2h ago

Right? I’ve had trucks before and that was exactly my approach with towing anything.

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u/th-hiddenedge 3h ago

Because you remove your hitch when you're not using it like a sane person?

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u/Open-Dot6264 3h ago

Not that day till I'm done towing trailers.

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u/borscht_bowl 3h ago

Not until I get home. Mine won’t come off without a couple of hard hits from a hammer.

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u/Pac_Eddy 5h ago

It's also good to remove it because if it's installed for years it can be impossible to remove.

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u/FarterOfDust 4h ago

Same. I store when not in use

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u/showMeTheSnow 4h ago

This is the way!

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u/Kain_713 3h ago

Dude same, I've backed into something with mine because I forgot I had it on and never again. When I drop my trailer it goes in the truck or in the RV.

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u/AtheistsOnTheMove 1h ago

Not to mention the personal risk of smashing your own shins on them.

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u/tocahontas77 5h ago

Right! And how often do you think these people are even towing anything? I'm betting hardly ever lol.

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u/RAMIREZBURGERTOWN 4h ago

It doesn’t make it harder for me. However, I use mine almost everyday but I would never park like this

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u/ThatHorribleBoarder 4h ago

Same. Mine is under the back seat in the compartment made for it.

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u/JadedDreamz69 3h ago

I had one rust in so bad they basically had to melt it off before.

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u/RevanTheGod 2h ago

It's illegal here to have an empty hitch

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u/SoWhatNoZitiNow 2h ago

How will everyone know that you occasionally haul a trailer or have a boat at home that’s not currently hooked to your truck if you don’t have the hitch attached?

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u/mdniche 2h ago

These trucks also have backup cameras (you can see the camera bump near the tailgate handle). They'd be lying if they say they can't estimate their rear when they can actually see the rear 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/mcon96 2h ago

They need people to think they use their truck for actual truck things so they can justify buying it

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u/trumpetmiata 2h ago

No but you see this way they can back into someone and inflict maximum damager without hurting their truck at all

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u/VaporCarpet 1h ago

Hitch aside, the beds are still encroaching onto the sidewalk. That last truck is blocking more of the sidewalk with it's bed alone than the other two with the hitch

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u/Far_Eye6555 5h ago

I’m always worried someone’s going to take my hitch out and use it to break a window on my truck and start trying to steal shit but that’s just me

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u/Western-Bug-2873 4h ago

Saaay, I never thought of that. Good idea! 

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u/AlienInUnderpants 4h ago

Thank you for being a sane a decent truck dude.

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u/Most_Temporary2110 4h ago

A decent tiny penised man

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u/myrmadon8 4h ago

Because they consider it a flex.

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u/CookSignificant446 3h ago

Depends how often you are towing. I take mine off in winter. But if I'm towing 2 or 3 times a week in the summer, it stays on

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u/OverZealouMuse 3h ago

In some states it’s illegal. People generally like to seem harderworking or more outdoorsy than they actually are. A coworker of mine leaves his hitch on his jeep because he said it makes it look “rugged and capable”. Whatever the fuck that means.

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u/KawiStunt 4h ago

If you don’t tow something daily then right in the cab it goes. Otherwise it’s just never not hooked up. Theres less time not towing than towing. Folks just don’t even think about it when the trailer isn’t on. It’s not malicious- it’s practical. Also it’s clear you don’t tow often it’s called a ball mount. Not a hitch. Makes sense why you’re taking the high road here as a “big truck driver.”

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u/BeardedSeagul 4h ago

The difference between a ball mount and a hitch is semantics. It's literally impossible to not think about when you unhook the trailer because it's literally right there.

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u/KawiStunt 4h ago

It’s not semantics it’s the definition

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u/mailslot 4h ago

Two of those tow hitches look entirely unused and likely never will be. I think they’re for decoration only. I’m willing to bet the 4x4s will never be off-road either.

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u/Ke6gwf 5h ago

It's a step to make getting into the back of a 4x truck easier.

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u/I-amthegump 5h ago

I just installed an actual retractable rear step. Far better

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u/Ke6gwf 4h ago

I have done that on personal vehicles before, but company trucks are different lol

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u/Finbarr77 5h ago

Its pretty easy with a camera. I never take mine off

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u/Dadskander 4h ago

Yep. With a camera it's extremely easy to never put the hitch in a walkway. If any truck has a hitch and a camera and still does this, it was done on purpose.

I remember back when I had a small car, I left the hitch on when parallel parking so nobody would hit my car. I heard too many people openly saying how they use the other car's bumper to know when they've pulled up or backed up far enough. No thanks!

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u/Finbarr77 4h ago

Yeah just a hassle to take it off honestly. If someone has the gall to steal it they can have it mine wasnt that expensive

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u/Dadskander 4h ago

Yeah they're generally not expensive. $25-ish.

The height adjustable ones in OPs picture are more, never had one of those myself

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u/Anduinnn 4h ago

I’m super happy that and the other guy turned this into a circle jerk of how inexpensive it is and you can totally afford it bro

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u/Kuzuyan 5h ago

Congrats on sucking

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u/Finbarr77 5h ago

I dont park like this

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u/SimianIndustries 4h ago

Doubt

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u/Personal-Will-7077 4h ago

How in the heck do you have any idea how this guy parks.

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u/BigDiscEnergy47 4h ago

Without the hitches, most of these trucks are still too far over the sidewalk. No room for wheelchairs.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 4h ago

As far as the republicans driving these trucks are concerned its gods will that you are paralyzed

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u/1N2345SIX 4h ago

Same but in the bed for me. I absolutely cannot stand leaving it in. Even if I’m just parking it in my driveway after moving some trailers around.

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u/AverageT1000 3h ago

It is convenient when you do alot of towing to just leave it in. Also it works as a great proximity sensor when backing up to a wall or barricade of sorts. Also a pretty good anti tailgater device

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u/Proof_Raspberry1479 2m ago

If your Hitch extending 4 inches past the bumper makes it hard to back out. Maybe you should get a new truck.

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u/TissueAndLube 4h ago

My European ass doesn’t understand pickups anyway but we leave them on in case we get rear ended or bumped in a parking lot. Never had a car with a hitch tho.

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u/Jayhitek 4h ago

How do you transport sheets of plywood, sheet rock, or 2x4s?.. The roof of your Citroen?

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u/Lost_Willingness_762 4h ago

A-lot of euros have small trailers

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u/GaryGarrison612 4h ago

What about construction workers that don't have a place to store a trailer?

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u/hike_me 4h ago

I have a truck, but my local lumberyard has free delivery no minimum order size.

And it’s not like most people are buying 2x4s and sheets of plywood every day. You always rent a truck or trailer if you have a project or pay for delivery.

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u/Jayhitek 4h ago

If I had to rent a truck or trailer every time I needed to move furniture, or buy a shrub or tree, or a single sheet of ply or move my kids to and from school.. Would be sooo nuch money.

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u/TissueAndLube 3h ago

Vans mostly. Or they just get delivered within a few hours.

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u/Substantial_Coat_229 3h ago

I agree that you shouldn’t leave it dangling over a sidewalk, but I like that if somebody pulled up behind me too close while parking, it would stop them from hitting my bumper. If they manage to hit your bumper and you have a hitch, they have a fucking home through their radiator.