r/mildlyinfuriating • u/erramie • 10h ago

jkfl hrtmktp gzarrp! Ordered one bunch of green onions for grocery delivery, got twenty pounds instead

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Half the groceries were missing as well, boxes must've gotten mixed up.

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u/TravelingSmoker 9h ago

Google recipes that use green onions.

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u/SinkCat69 9h ago

Or dress up like a goat and eat them all raw in public

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u/samanime 9h ago

Your breath would never be the same. XD

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u/GlacialImpala 7h ago

I think there's like a youtube documentary about a woman who OD'd on garlic lol I think my stomach acid would consume me and then move on to find more victims

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u/al39 9h ago

And/or plant them.

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u/Greenpeppers23 9h ago

Yea that’s exactly what they need, more

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u/al39 9h ago

Haha I meant that OP can use them as they need instead of letting them go bad.

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u/shibiwan 3h ago

Korean scallion salad time!

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u/AmountNew2152 9h ago

When life gives you onions....uhhhh....fuck.

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u/No_Estimate_8529 8h ago

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u/ImBadAtNames05 4h ago

Almost enough to make one cup of caramelized onions

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u/maoussepatate 9h ago

Make onionade

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u/richie___ 9h ago

make 20 gallons of pho or something!

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 YELLOW 9h ago

Make onion lemonade 🙃

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u/e_engi_jay 9h ago

My steak is too oniony and my lobster is too oniony.

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u/ThurmanMermannnn 9h ago

Life is just very oniony right now

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u/Package_Objective 9h ago

Chop and freeeezeeeee

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u/mycatpartyhouse 8h ago

Freezing green onions will change the texture, so be prepared for that.

Clean, dry, chopped/sliced onions are best frozen spread thinly on a pan so the onions don't clump together.

After they're frozen, you can consolidate into a freezer-safe container.

Do not thaw before using. Just drop the frozen green onion into whatever.

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u/Tragic_Ketchup 4h ago

It is the way

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u/SaidwhatIsaid240 9h ago

Um where at….

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u/TechnicalHighlight29 9h ago

Well that is a bunch for sure lol

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u/Jango519 9h ago

Time to become the next chives guy

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u/ggfchl 6h ago

They gave you an entire case of green onions. You have 48 bunches. How did they screw up that bad?

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u/erramie 5h ago

Even worse, it was actually two cases so 96 bunches

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u/fury420 3h ago

Sounds like it's time for scallion oil!

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u/killzone506 3h ago

Hand them out on Halloween.

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u/AgitatedPatience5729 9h ago

They took all of your other groceries and decided that you were only getting that for the week.

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u/Adeadearts 9h ago

My mom would have loved a mix up like that lol

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u/sideshowbvo 9h ago

Time to practice your scallion skills!

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u/pirategirljess 9h ago

I legit once ordered a 1x piece of $50 steam gift card and got a pack of 10 from Amazon! A few other people did too during this one special sale many years ago. I kept quite and kept them.

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u/Either_Librarian7238 9h ago

Plant all those scallion abd turn into a scallion lawn. And post a sign saying free scallion and they will trim (mow) youe scallion lawn for free lol

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u/Giddyup_1998 9h ago

Aren't they spring onions?

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u/Big-Quiet-6965 9h ago

Same thing.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 9h ago

And scallions, yes.

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u/antihuman420 9h ago

You should probably give them out to neighbors so they don’t go to waste.

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u/WiseDrink2324 9h ago

I'd take what I need then bring the rest to the food bank

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u/Away-Elephant-4323 9h ago

Oh man that is my dream with how many of those i go through weekly haha!

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u/JLee50 9h ago

Grilled green onions are amazing - toss them in oil, add salt & pepper and grill them up!

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u/CherishSlan 9h ago

Time to make a phone call find the rest of your order.

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u/phallic-baldwin 9h ago

Oops All Scallions

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u/firestar268 6h ago

chop it up and freeze it until you need them

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u/Voodoocookie 5h ago

Cut them up and freeze them.

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u/ARAR1 5h ago

Some restaurant probably got just one!

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u/RealWinnersPlace2nd 9h ago

Was you charged for them?

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u/ganymede_boy 4h ago

This never happens to those of us who go to the store.

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u/Frustration54 9h ago

Hope they’ve passed inspection

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u/firethorne 9h ago

Got room to them?

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u/mearbearcate 9h ago

Can i lowk have some ill use that so hard in buldak and actually cook some soup😂

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u/Bayarea0 9h ago

Pass them out to neighbors

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u/thomsenite256 9h ago

You can probably cut up and freeze a bunch for cooking. You could grill a bunch as a side dish. Scallion pancakes? 20 lbs is a lot though haha.

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u/bleusong 9h ago

Plant and feed village!

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u/Jean2800 9h ago

Cut them. Freeze them and you’ll have green onions for a looong time

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u/PissBloodCumShart 9h ago

I could eat that many

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u/Chubby_Comic 7h ago

And you got one.....case.

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u/NewbornVampire 7h ago

Ordered celery. Got green onions. But only one pack so I guess you got it worse. lol.

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u/FanohgeChamoru 7h ago

As a Korean, would love to get 20 pounds of the stuff for cooking!

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u/Useless890 6h ago

Yard sale!

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u/Emergency_Mirror_643 6h ago

They grocery shopper was like 1 CASE of green onions ✅

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u/DarklyLucid 6h ago

Green onion tempura!

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 5h ago

Time to have that backyard onion farm

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u/ishootthedead 4h ago

Cut a bunch every day and post the photo here. Keep going till you can get them cut perfectly! You will become a god

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 4h ago

That is actually a bunch of green onions though.

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u/SweetHomeMissouri 4h ago

that's when you go door to door asking neighbors if they want free green onions!

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u/pixeltweaker 2h ago

We once thought we ordered 10 apples and instead got 10 pounds of apples.

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u/helloidonothaveaname 9h ago

This post infuriates the same people who complain about their sandwich being too saucy, or there being too much cheese on the pasta, or there being too much garlic in the toum.

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u/pichukirby 9h ago

Well ig the body of the post explains the infuriating part

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u/helloidonothaveaname 9h ago

Fair enough. But I'm looking at you all