r/mildlyinfuriating • u/NaomiAriel7930 • Sep 09 '26
I'm slightly vexed Guest at rental home left 45 cans of nitrous oxide aka whippets
Yes, our entire home was also trashed. Booking was for 1 person but it looks like an unauthorised/undisclosed party was thrown at our home. It’s easy to dispose these cans at a designated hazardous waste facility but it’s also a hassle to haul them across town… oh well 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Mean_Can_2652 Sep 09 '26
You happen to live in the Denver area? Phish was in town over the weekend.
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u/TheSlipperySnausage Sep 09 '26
Working security for phish concerts at a camp ground. We were confiscating tanks like nobodies business (only banned substance at the campground due to the balloon debris left behind by some) Even after an all out assault on nitrous tanks we found hundreds that we never saw at night all used up in a neat pile in the garbage.
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u/Content_Geologist420 Sep 09 '26
So the Amercian Dad episode was very fact and not at all fiction.
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u/muegle Sep 09 '26
Watch out for the Nitrous Mafia
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u/PNWBourbon Sep 09 '26
The nitrous mafia was a very real thing during my festival days. I remember watching a couple of Hells Angels beat the shit out of a couple tank freaks during Camp Bisco.
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u/LawlzTaylor Sep 09 '26
What do you mean "was" I live in Philly and once a year the nitrous mafia takes over two blocks by the convention center for some weird music festival.
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u/atln00b12 Sep 09 '26
May still be a thing but the hustle has died down since they now sell big tanks like this in regular stores.
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u/SituationIll5763 Sep 09 '26
I was told it’s more of a thing on the east coast. I was at the Denver show too and every other person had a balloon, one out of every like 10 had a tank. It was an open air drug market with people selling the works every 20’ or so. But no nitrous mafia types, just hustlers.
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u/awp_india Sep 09 '26
It's most definitely still a thing at festivals. I was chopping it up with a group of dudes that brought several van's filled with nitrous tanks. They passed out fliers throughout the campgrounds. Texted the number and they'd drop a pinned location right to them. They had a Wi-Fi hotspot for cashapp, zelle, venmo, etc. They were saying they clear about 80k profit each fest. Seemed to be running a pretty tight ship, honestly kinda cool. I get the stuff can be dangerous for folks, but I respected the hustle. They'd get busted by staff, get some of their tanks confiscated, relocate and re-open back up. Seen them at several festivals across the US.
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u/Careless-Weather8877 Sep 09 '26
They have decoy tanks exactly so security will leave them alone and pull up multiple more when they cart off. I’ve seen it for at least 20 years. When you’re printing money it doesn’t matter to lose a shipment.
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u/gamageeknerd Sep 09 '26
Check out the channel 5 phish lot vid and it’s so weirdly accurate
There’s a part with a guy just taking massive hits out of a balloon and staring at the camera but somehow looking through it and the interviewer
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u/SquarePegRoundWorld2 Sep 09 '26
I'll have to check it out. I followed Phish with a buddy from college and his two hometown friends in the summer of '97 Great Went tour (30 day cross country trip in a conversion van). I only had tickets for like 10 of the 16 or so shows (I don't remember the exact number) so I hung out in the parking lot while the three of them went into some shows. Interesting times for sure. We sold garlic grill cheeses after each show too.
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u/DogsDucks Sep 09 '26
This is like dentist gas, right?
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u/KittiesRule1968 Sep 09 '26
It also adds a ton of extra power to an internal combustion engine.
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u/thatsnotyourtaco Sep 09 '26
We used to own a 5 pound tank that was made for an auto. There was only one place in town that filled it without tinging the gas with what tasted like sulfur.
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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty Sep 09 '26
The best way to do nitrous is to get one balloon and walk away from the tank with it. Like, far away.
Then you do the balloon and have your moment, but by the time you walk halfway back to the tank you realize you don't want a refill.
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u/GrimbyJ Sep 09 '26
A lot of drugs don't. Mushrooms, ketamine, acid, etc.
They're just more illegal too. I'm pretty sure kratom also doesn't show up in employment drug tests either. It works very similar to an opioid with a few differences but the chemical structure isn't similar enough to any opioid they do test for.
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u/throwawayfinancebro1 Sep 09 '26
I went to a Grateful Dead tribute band weekend at a campground and those fuckers were using their huge tank of no2 and popping balloons and waking me up starting at 5 in the morning. Hated those assholes.
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u/PonyThug Sep 09 '26
I run a festival camp of 35+ people and whipits are one of the very few things I’ve outright banned from my camp. The rudeness, trash, volume of persons participating etc. never again.
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u/VariationDry Sep 09 '26
Lol
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u/VariationDry Sep 09 '26
How was the concert? "I don't remember what my name is"
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u/Educational_Pay1567 Sep 09 '26
Mudd
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u/adriellee Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
Phish and goose and griz lmao
Edit: not 1 show but all in 4 days. I was there for griz. So many tie dye hippies running amok149
u/Moist-Obligation-117 Sep 09 '26
As someone that doesn't follow jam bands, sounds like a zoo 🐟 🪿 🐻
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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Sep 09 '26
Hey! I know GRiZ! But I'm not tie-dye nor a hippie.
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u/Junior-Collar-7677 Sep 09 '26
🤣😅- love recyclers, “recycle; reuse, renew, RETHINk”
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u/Resident_Course_3342 Sep 09 '26
That's a ridiculous amount. I can't even picture it. Did everyone have one strapped Dennis Hopper style?
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u/PaperHandsTheDip Sep 09 '26
Probably 50-100 people showed up to that party
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u/ortcutt Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
Imagine how much cream they must have bought to go along with that.
Apparently a 600g nitrous canister is enough for 40-42 liters of heavy cream, or 80-84 liters of whipped cream. That looks like the equivalent of about 40 600g canisters, so that would be 1600 liters of cream or 3200 liters of whipped cream. They must have made a crazy number of sundaes.
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u/RawBean7 Sep 09 '26
Twas just a little lad who loves berries and cream
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u/Grand_Town_9144 Sep 09 '26
Berries and Cream does sound like a jam band name
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u/Mother-Pineapple1392 Sep 09 '26
I havent seen that beautiful man's face in decades! Thanks for the nostalgia!
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u/FabiosGlisteningPecs Sep 09 '26
Or a few shots down the intake of a bone stock 99 honda civic.
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u/BRICH999 Sep 09 '26
Thats like 850 gallons of whipped cream for us american folk. Or about 3 and a half full size pickup truck beds full of whipped cream.
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u/Perfect_Caregiver_90 Sep 09 '26
It is strawberry season. Maybe they watched a lot of tennis and made strawberries and cream?
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u/Grossredditgross Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
I went to a rave with some friends once. On the last night, someone brought a can of whippets. I didn’t know what it was. I whispered asked the girl next to me because I didn’t want to appear out of the loop. She didn’t know either and quickly googled it. We both agreed we both were opting out of it. We didn’t read about the brain damage part, we just were like ugh the momentary high doesn’t sound worth ingesting a foreign chemical into our lungs.
The guy driving the car did it . . . While driving us home. He was trying to get sober and was for the whole rave weekend until then. He was like “fuck it I am going to do whippets!” Everyone cheered. At the time I didn’t know it caused momentarily unconsciousness.
We got home safely, I went to my tent shortly after. While I was falling asleep, the guy who brought whippets, was giving a toast to the driver congratulating him on stopping his sobriety. The driver countered and told a story of how he saw the whippets guy, take whippets and then crash his car into someone’s garage. He said it was “so cool.”
It was the first and last time I hung out with these people. I was the youngest in the group at 30, everyone else was 35+
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u/Dufensmartzz Sep 09 '26
these are 35+ year olds? Insane. It sounded like you were describing like 19-20 year old undeveloped brain behavior. Baffling. Glad you got out safe. As a raver i genuinely cant stand that type of reckless, dangerous shit
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u/Grossredditgross Sep 09 '26
They all had like high paying blue collar jobs too. The guy that brought whippets left at 3 am so he could be home making pancakes with kids in the morning.
It was a huge wake up call, I was like I don’t want to be 35 doing party drugs with reckless people while my kid is asleep. It’s just not sustainable.
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u/pmgoldenretrievers Sep 09 '26
I don’t want to be 35 doing party drugs with reckless people while my kid is asleep.
That's why I only have responsible friends and no kids. Much more fun to party that way.
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u/SpaceGypsy27 Sep 09 '26
Please for the love of god, get these people some b12
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u/Bobbito95 Sep 09 '26
I'm B11, I'm in love with B7
Girl, you need a shot of B12, I know you do
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u/PriddySOUNVme Sep 09 '26
Why b12?
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u/Brxken_Dxwn Sep 09 '26
Nitrous blocks your ability to make b12, long term use leads to nerve damage and can actually cause paralysis in some cases.
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u/agent674253 Sep 09 '26
It is important to note that this is 'laughing gas' and in small amounts, on a non habitual basis, is ok. They use it at the dentists in lieu of general aesthesia.
Now, if you overuse it...
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u/Fragrant-Inside221 Sep 09 '26
They also use it for vasectomies. I was told we can either just numb you up and go for it or you can take some nitrous and numb you up. I took the nitrous.
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u/Commercial-Air8955 Sep 09 '26
No2 converts b12 into into a non-bioavailable molecule, leading to b12 deficiency... which is really bad for you.
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u/funklab Sep 09 '26
If you think you're pissed, imagine your neighbors. They actually have to be there while their neighbor (you) rents out the house next to them for wild drug fueled parties every weekend.
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u/shenanigans2day Sep 09 '26
As someone who has 3 airbnbs on my street now all within the past year, I do not feel bad for OP. Airbnbs are a plague on society. Moved to the middle of nowhere to get away from people :/
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u/Mundane-Manner4237 Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
My wife and I sold a vacation beach cabin to someone who lied to us and ended up Airbnb-ing it. We actually sold it because the neighbors were A-holes on either side. It ended up giving us a warm little chuckle knowing what was in store for those jerk neighbors every weekend going forward.
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u/aquoad Sep 09 '26
yeah my inconsiderate thoughtless neighbor spent a couple of years DIYing a renovation that sounded like he was sawing rebar with a dremel all day. Finally stopped and I thought it was over. Now he fucking airbnb's it so instead of construction noise it's drunk assholes whooping it up all night.
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u/Paul_Michaels73 Sep 09 '26
Whatever you do, do not check their room with a blacklite 😆
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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 Sep 09 '26
I got a hotel for a after rave party and first thing i turned on a blacklight, we were all rolling, omg. Had to get a new room. Didn't bring the blacklight
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u/anti_worker Sep 09 '26
FYI lots of cleaning chemicals and soaps fluoresce just like body fluids.
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u/Paranormal_Lemon Sep 09 '26
No the cleaning chemicals fluoresce about 100x more, that's most of what you are seeing, likely all of it.
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u/Horskr Sep 09 '26
Yeah laundry detergents are actually designed that way to make the whites look whiter on sheets, towels, etc. along with like you said a lot of cleaning chemicals generally.
Unless you're seeing clear.. patterns, I would not be worried about your hotel room glowing under a black light.
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u/Legitimate_Bank_6573 Sep 09 '26
Is there some crossover between whippets and gooning Im unaware of?
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u/SevinTwo Sep 09 '26
So it says on these “do not inhale” but there’s flavors. So how do they get away with producing and selling these if everyone knows they’re just ruining peoples lives???
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u/Yagoua81 Sep 09 '26
This is quite common, lots of products are for drug use with disclaimers. Just look at Bath Salts, they weren’t even bath salts.
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u/Teleguide Sep 09 '26
When I visited Switzerland some people told me that well into the 90s there was a loophole in Switzerland that let weed be sold legally as long as it was marketed as an herbal scent. Health food stores and stuff would apparently have little cotton bags with weed in them hanging from the ceiling and they were called "all-natural scent bags" or something lol. Unfortunately the loophole was eventually closed.
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u/Miserable-Resolve-76 Sep 09 '26
they claim they are for whipped cream canisters, but the amount of nitrous oxide in a single can is enough to make A LOT of whipped cream. Like way more than even a restaurant would need
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u/Choice_Passenger_990 Sep 09 '26
They…they make whippets that big….?!
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u/Milk_Before_Cereal Sep 09 '26
This was my reaction! I didn’t realize how large these cans were. Is this normal?
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u/Azzy1510 Sep 09 '26
Was your guest Jason Mendoza from Jacksonville, Florida?
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u/AspieEgg Sep 09 '26
My experience with recreational drugs is pretty limited, but this is like an insane amount right? I thought whipits came in tiny little containers that fit in a whipped cream dispenser. Based on the hose caddy, these things look 2-3 feet tall. I wouldn’t expect my dentist to have this much nitrous oxide.
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u/Actual_Homework_7163 Sep 09 '26
I saw a documentary once of a whippet dealer in the Netherlands his whole stock was probably less then this
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u/NW7l2335 Sep 09 '26
An incredibly large amount. A single one of those canisters is enough for a handful of people during a night of shenanigans.
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u/lbfsjoufvnkfd Sep 09 '26
It’s more likely they threw a party and were selling balloons. Probably had people coming in and out all night. We used to do it at raves and make a killing.
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u/Stunningg_Fun Sep 09 '26
Were they empty?
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u/girl_supersonicboy Sep 09 '26
Emptied the cans and their stomachs.
They puked on the bed 😭
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u/BarbequedYeti Sep 09 '26
I have had two friends die of lung cancer. Neither of which were smokers. One died at 52, the other at 50 but within a year of each other.
You know what they had in common? Whippets in 2000's. Sucking that shit in weekend after weekend. All the metals and whatever the hell else is in cheap nitrous cans.
I did it one night and didnt see any appeal whatsoever. Like inhaling some shit out of a random can from the cheapest place? Fuck that.... ill stick to my mexican brick weed with all its risks. At least I can fish out the random tire pieces and rodent leavings...
Anyway. I miss my friends. One was a coworker for 15 years and early gaming friend. Traveled the US together doing IT in the 90's early 2000's. So many games of AOE/c&c via crossover cables in bars and layovers... best of fucking times. Damn we had a great few years.
The other was a childhood neighbor friend who went through the hardest of times with me. Both from broken families. Both homeless for a bit. Both made it out eventually. Just to have that shit come crashing down on him with a new life, wife and daughter aged 2. Fucking hell man.. some shit..
Miss ya Jbigdog and Beau.
So yeah. Fuck that whippet shit kids... it aint worth it.
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u/FormerKarmaKing Sep 09 '26
Respect for telling us about them as humans, too. Sorry for your loss.
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u/somesketchykid Sep 09 '26
Traveled the US together doing IT in the 90's early 2000's. So many games of AOE/c&c via crossover cables in bars and layovers... best of fucking times. Damn we had a great few years.
This sounds so awesome. The golden age of IT
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u/TheSheepdog Sep 09 '26
At least it’s not meth?
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u/NaomiAriel7930 Sep 09 '26
True, gotta stay positive after spending all afternoon cleaning the puke stains they left on all beds and carpets — yes all of them, puke stains on all the beds and carpets
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u/AccomplishedTrip5671 Sep 09 '26
Please 🙏 charge them for everything they deserve it
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u/WellesWaitsVanZandt Sep 09 '26
You poor thing... They don't leave real credit cards on accounts like these.
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u/VariationDry Sep 09 '26
As someone who used to rage this makes me sad. Those are shitty partiers. My crew had a very strict "leave it better than you found it" policy.
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u/ApprehensiveGate8227 Sep 09 '26
You and me both. I’ve partied really hard, but we make sure these places are immaculate when we leave. Hotels, bnbs, or otherwise. This is a dick move that makes everyone look bad.
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u/fxd3d_ Sep 09 '26
Do you happen to live in Ohio? the secret dreams fest was just held and ik those wooks go crazy on the whip-it’s
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u/mynipplesareconfused Sep 09 '26
But if I want to buy one tiny pack for my whipping cream dispenser, I get looked at like a drug addict. And mofos out here with enough whippets to fill a Kia Rio.
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u/Austinoooooo Sep 09 '26
Wild how the marketing/ labels on the canisters are pretty much leaning into it.
“Geek Whip”
This nation is riding on a downslope
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u/KiKiKimbro Sep 09 '26
Wow. Kids have come a long way since whip cream spray cans from the grocery store.
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u/JayskerPatriots Sep 09 '26
You rented out a house. For 1 person. During Phish. How do you have a home and I don't.
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u/Vortex_Analyst Sep 09 '26
years, YEARS, ago, when in college in Philly I was working at a local Wawa. One of my jobs was to restock the cooler during the summer times. I was working the evening/night shift as of course during day I was taking classes. Anyway, one time I went into the cooler the shift manager and his gf were back there, with the Whip cream cans doing Whippets. At the time I had no clue what they were doing, I really thought they were eating the cream from it. I just laughed and kept working. They looked so scared they were going to be in trouble.
I didn't give a fuck lol, I just wanted to get it done quick cus that shit was cold.
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u/CptFatty08 Sep 09 '26
Unpopular opinion, air bnbs suck. Taking up all the real estate so nobody can buy. Then, the people that unfortunately live next door or across the street have to deal with people like that.
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u/MidwestTransplant09 Sep 09 '26
I don’t think this is an unpopular opinion anymore.
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u/NCSUGrad2012 Sep 09 '26
Whenever someone on Reddit says “unpopular opinion” you know you’re about to here the most popular opinion you can have
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u/CraigsAndBacon Sep 09 '26
Shortly after finally purchasing my first house, the place next door was bought by a company and turned into an Airbnb. It's been such a headache since. I'm constantly picking up trash in my yard. Guests have parked in my driveway. Occasionally have a drunk person at my door super late trying to figure out why their keyless entry code isn't working on my keyless lock. I even once had a lady approach me, while I was in the middle of mowing my yard, to complain that her A/C wasn't working. It's unreal how stupid and inconsiderate some people are.
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u/Ghost_of_a_Pale_Girl Sep 09 '26
I live in a tourist area. My last home was a rental on a street of mostly airBnBs. Most of the people who rented them were obnoxious and disrespectful of the people who live in town. So I don't think your opinion is all that unpopular.
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u/carolholdmycalls Sep 09 '26
As a responsible Airbnb user I also think they suck. Shitty owners who don’t maintain the property or properly clean for your arrival regardless of how many thousands of dollars you spend or the fact that you can’t check in till 4 but you gotta be out by 11, and then a whole list of work you gotta do before you leave. The system is broken.
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u/ImPeeinAndEuropean Sep 09 '26
Wait how can they straight up buy this and why are they flavored?
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u/levelync Sep 09 '26
I went into a head shop in the US last week and they sell them there. It’s really bad. And half of them have like cartoon characters on them.
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u/drillgorg Sep 09 '26
They're for making whipped cream. Makes me wonder what the split is on legitimate vs substance abuse use.
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u/Fuzzandciggies Sep 09 '26
Any of it bought at a headshop and not a culinary supply store is definitely for being abused
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u/mkultron89 Sep 09 '26
If you could show me one single legitimate culinary store selling this stuff I would legitimately be on the floor in shock. I’m not even saying it’s not possible I just think if you are taking the time to make your own whip cream, you aren’t gonna then add some bullshit fake ass flavouring to it, you would make it naturally.
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u/Baelari Sep 09 '26
The ones for culinary use are unflavored, and fit in the palm of your hand. I have a box of those and a whipped cream charger from my Covid-era coffee bar hobby (I also got into baking. I got fat 🫠)
Automotive use, you’d have a bigger tank.
Large volume, goofy names, and flavors are all 100% recreational.
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u/OutlawRugby Sep 09 '26
Somebody got FUUCKED up (in 10-20 second intervals) ALL night!
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u/DrB00 Sep 09 '26
Are they dead?