r/me_irl • u/Waldruf • 8h ago

dang Me🦝irl

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u/bass-squirrel 7h ago

Unironically a hard opener. 

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u/mynameisrichard0 6h ago

I audibly said “oh, big time!”

I’d love for Andy to come at me with this type of conversation. But I might overtake. I have so many random animal small facts. I love our critters. All of them.

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u/SadKat002 7h ago

For me it's like 7 layers of autism that causes me to say weird shit instead of flirting

ETA: I am actually diagnosed autistic I'm not just taking the piss

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u/hoTsauceLily66 6h ago edited 6h ago

At least you're just saying weird stuff.

I'll be explaining raccoons biology and adaptation of the urban environment.

Or the lore of Raccoon city in resident evil.

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u/SadKat002 5h ago

No see I'm actually really invested in stuff like that, even if I never retain that information because I love listening to people being passionate about stuff

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyqcJoNjNv0Fq

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u/zoqfotpik 7h ago

It's good to get all the deal-breaker questions out of the way up front.

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 7h ago

that's a bad pickup like, you'll get get so wet it'll ruin whatever she's wearing

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u/taurusApart 6h ago

You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

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u/ShitassAintOverYet 6h ago

Hey thereeee...good lookin'... I GOT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN

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u/These-Performer-8795 6h ago

My girlfriend is making me a scary racoon costume by hand. Like proper practical effects work. Sometimes this line will work guy's.

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u/hambone589 6h ago

I'm a squirrel fan myself, but yeah, raccoons are neat

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u/Natural-Effective-49 7h ago

who the f doesn't lşke racoons man?

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u/Smoore0420 6h ago

I have a pretty strong distaste for them 🙋🏼‍♀️

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u/Omega_art 5h ago

I love raccoons. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 5h ago

Raccoons are awesome

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u/NIRPL 5h ago

Yes, yes I do.

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u/sicarius254 5h ago

I do like raccoons

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u/ThePoptartCrpr me too thanks 5h ago

Oh this would absolutely work on me

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u/AdvantageInformal59 2h ago

😂 I just yap