r/lol • u/BulldawgTrading1 • 10h ago

Trick or Treat

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u/AnimeJay2469 10h ago

Hope we're going to a cemetery bc I gotta bone I wanna bury

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u/PowerBrix 8h ago

I wanna bury my face in heršŸ˜›

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u/Coleasa 10h ago

Don't listen to your gut. Try get into hers.

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u/HOGlider 10h ago

Donā€™t worry, youā€™ll be fine. Fun fact, the human body has 2 kidneys., and you really only need 1. At least thatā€™s what she told me after I woke up.

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 9h ago

But did you get to?

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u/DigitalMunky 7h ago

No you only one to live

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u/Capital-Nebula9245 7h ago

I'm disturbed by how attractive I find women like this.

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u/-Foxer 6h ago

That is the kind of girl that is the last thing you see before waking up in a hotel bathtub missing a kidney with a note saying called the ambulance if you wish to live.

But I'd still check her for candy

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u/Sensitive-Owl-9368 9h ago

Definitely a Trick

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u/tensai3586 8h ago

Or treat.

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u/hatred-shapped 7h ago

Remember that line in highlander when the prostitute opens the door to the Kurgans room? Hello I'm Candy. Of course you are.

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u/12_Volt_Man_2 10h ago

If it's hairy I'm going in šŸ¤£

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u/Individual_Scratch32 7h ago

No candy but definitely cake

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u/PatienceConsistent55 5h ago

Craziest part is sheā€™s sitting on a broom stickā€¦

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u/JayMax313 7h ago

NaBrO she gunna sacrifice you to asherim

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u/johnathonhenderson 3h ago

I tell her I'm a heavy drinker. I tell her my blood type and a few other things. I'm not trying to die on the table.

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u/Appropriate_Ice503 10h ago

Good thing Iā€™m not here candy

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u/__Z__ 9h ago

forthe love of god yall can we please let the "goth in fishnets" meme die already. just join a porn subreddit

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u/Immediate_Low5496 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtpyeiCrEEwdZ84
Oh no! Thereā€™s something vaguely sexual that I can just scroll on by! Heaven help me resist this temptation!

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u/__Z__ 9h ago

it's a meme subreddit and the joke of the meme is porn. how is that funny?

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u/Immediate_Low5496 9h ago

Just because something isnā€™t funny to you doesnā€™t mean itā€™s not a joke and itā€™s not funny to someone else. Humor is found everywhere. Like I said, scroll on.

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u/__Z__ 9h ago

it's almost as if this is a forum where we can comment our opinions and you're free to downvote or upvote them in agreement/disagreement. anyway you didn't answer my question how it's funny

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u/Immediate_Low5496 9h ago

Well Iā€™m not eloquent enough to dissect comedy and what makes something funny. Itā€™s more of an art. If you find something funny, good. If you donā€™t, move on. Itā€™s really just that simple. I agree, this is a forum where you are free to comment your opinion and I did as well (my opinion on your comment). Seems like a few people found this post funny but you seem to want to gatekeep what is appropriate here. Iā€™m just curious as to why youā€™re so offended that this is appearing on what you think should be a wholesome sub when you can just scroll on.

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u/__Z__ 8h ago

Honestly at this point I'm not even offended, I'm actually just genuinely curious how it's funny. For whatever reason your comments awakened this in me

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u/Immediate_Low5496 8h ago

If itā€™s not funny to you, thatā€™s fine. Iā€™ve heard (seen) plenty of jokes that werenā€™t funny to me. Itā€™s all subjective. It just bothers me that some people want to censor everything because itā€™s offensive (ā€œjust join a porn subredditā€) when itā€™s easily ignored.
I also went through the sub real quick and a good 20-30% (for the past few days) has been somewhat sexual. Maybe youā€™re just offended by goths?

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u/DarkMagickan 8h ago

It's funny because the person taking the picture is horny, but also probably about to get himself in trouble.

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u/DarkMagickan 8h ago

Because it is.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 6h ago

Because of the implication