r/lol • • 16h ago

Intrusive thoughts lol

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/Thallopeia 15h ago

Who said Pokémon is for kids?

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u/Tofinohope 14h ago

I watched it as an adult btw

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 12h ago edited 12h ago

Im watching Titties over there in OPs post as an adult right now

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u/LilySageSkyWit 15h ago

My intrusive thoughts might win

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u/RosyVee1 15h ago

The intrusive thoughts are super effective

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 15h ago

I never wanted to kiss Pikachu before

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u/IngridSoly 11h ago

Now I want to do that and squeeze them

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u/Fun-Memory1523 15h ago

I bet she's probably let you if you asked nicely 😉🙃

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u/merica-4-d-win 11h ago

Would you????

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u/Deadsoup77 12h ago

Pro tip: don’t do this

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u/Sweet_Mix9856 12h ago

shut the fuck up

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u/Keoki- 15h ago

đŸ€Ł

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u/GreyGhost696 15h ago

â€ïžâ€đŸ”„

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u/Malwrath 14h ago

AI slop

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u/Not_a_F_Boi 15h ago

Does she have socials? Asking for a friend...

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u/beardingmesoftly 14h ago

I, too, consider my penis a friend

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u/erik_wilder 15h ago

Hey girl, are you a Pokemon?

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u/Proper-Sherbert6417 15h ago

Qué bonito santo espíritu tienes

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u/Hudsonfaith 15h ago

I'm so jealous rn

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u/Wise_Low8116 15h ago

When you get a message that says "What do I look like, I'm wearing a covid mask,I have pink hair and am really into Pokemon" and you hit block....

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u/Roalrider 15h ago

Can I use lick on this one? /s

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u/iRedYuki 14h ago

It's moments like these that I regret my incel life style... If only I was more willing to not be a pos

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u/ExtraBathroom9640 13h ago

Yes I do... Peekatchu...

Plot Twist You get zapped when you cuddle the cheeks...

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u/Sunkissed_Chi_Guy 13h ago

Worth it đŸ€—

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u/erodman23 12h ago

It’s a trap!

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u/Calamity87 12h ago

Maybe that is the assignment. Lol

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u/Numerous-Annual420 6h ago

I was at a party and saw a woman with a shirt sort of like this but with the cat's eyes right over her nipples. It really short circuited me. All I could think was how diabolical it was. We're always told to look women in the eyes and here she was with a pussy's eyes over her nipples.

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u/Teriums 14h ago

It's ridiculous how beautiful some people are

1

u/queenvalanice 12h ago

With a large mask, wig that covers most of your face and a massive chest you can be too.

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u/Teriums 12h ago

O-oh... yeah about that

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u/Worldly_Horse_2310 9h ago

Its a cartoon rat that shoots lightning bolts, man

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u/SnooPandas5070 14h ago

I need to get a girlfriend so I can then get her one of these shirts

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u/Grendeltech 14h ago

Don't let that stop you from buying one now!

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u/ExtraBathroom9640 13h ago

Buying a girlfriend? OMG...

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 15h ago

please don't try this at home or anywhere...

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u/Sweet_Mix9856 12h ago

intrusive thoughts and it’s just wanting to sexually assault a woman

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u/RebornAtDusk 11h ago

Intrusive thoughts and “wanting to sexually assault” are two different things. Half of us want to be rich, but it doesn’t imply robbing a bank, just like desiring sex isn’t tantamount to sexual assault, and just like desire for sex is not purely a masculine thing or that the object of desire is always a woman. Do you think that women are incapable of desires or intrusive thoughts?

What a ridiculous and stupid comment—with all due respect.

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u/Sweet_Mix9856 3h ago

i have never saw someone and had any thought that included assaulting them, no. that isn’t a sexual desire you absolutely fucking chud. desiring sex and finding assault a funny thought to entertain and laugh at are not the same.