r/interestingasfuck • u/AccurateSource2 • 5h ago

Sheep Getting Cleaned

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u/Technical-Prize-4840 5h ago

It might just be the color of wet wool, but they look whiter/cleaner going in than they do coming out to me.

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

It’s because the bath is to kill ticks and other insects than looking whiter or cleaner 🙄

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u/Technical-Prize-4840 5h ago

I'm sorry I've exasperated you with my ignorance regarding sheep bathing. I've obviously been living under a rock for years in order to have such little knowledge on concepts so commonly explained to the general public.

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u/everydaynormalguy666 5h ago

You're forgiven. Just don't let it happen again.

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u/Dazd_cnfsd 5h ago

I’m actually amazed you have been able to get through life this far without the knowledge of sheep bathing techniques.

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u/Slow-Mushroom-7065 5h ago

it is shameful 😔

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u/IsmaelRetzinsky 4h ago

Probably doesn’t even know about cow flossing either.

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u/puppysmilez 1h ago

And llama husbandry is right out. A crying shame, it is.

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u/somekindagibberish 5h ago

Were you goofing off during the mandatory Sheep 101 class in high school???

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 5h ago

I actually went to an agricultural high school and we DID study sheep dipping ... :-)

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u/XadeXal 5h ago

I raised sheep growing up and never remember giving them a bath

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u/EarnYourBoneSpurs 5h ago

That's why you had the nurgle sheep

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u/XadeXal 5h ago

You take that back slut, I praise Slannesh

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u/eyesotope86 5h ago

Sheep for the sheep god, wool for the throne

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u/XadeXal 5h ago

That's just beastman horde with extra steps

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u/Slow-Mushroom-7065 5h ago

No problem we forgive u

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 5h ago

Sorry for the tone, but dude, we just don't have time to teach you 'bout how to properly wash your ungulates. 

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u/TurdProof 5h ago

Who hurt you my man? Come on i'll give you a hug

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Kiss my ass 🤪 do that 😘

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u/TurdProof 4h ago

Doesnt matter mate i will still give you a hug. Dont forget you are loved by someone out there. Stay safe brother

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u/LLAPSpork 5h ago

Lmfao bro you’re unhinged

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Don’t care what you think 😂 your opinion mean absolutely nothing to me 😂

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 5h ago

To respond to this many people so frequently thrn you either do care or are extremely lonely. Makes me feel bad for you man. Hang in there. It gets better.

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Once again, free will 😂 I’m literally doing what I want to 😂

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u/GrilledCheeser 5h ago

Someone’s in a baaaaaa-d mood

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Actually I’m enjoying all this attention 😘😂

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u/Budget_Low_3289 5h ago

What’s your problem? If you’re miserable, don’t take it out on others. Give it a go, it’s great.

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Um who the fuck are you? Stop butting your nose in shit that has nothing to do with you. I use my free will how I want to.

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u/SaddenedSpork 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mGUuYtR36MWJPRDNCr

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

I fucking love how I’m now in your head space 😂 literally lapping up your brain cells 😘

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u/sweetbabybonus 5h ago

It’s just sheep mate alright no need to get agita

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u/Nash_Ben 5h ago

Enjoy it. It's the only time you'll be around a brain.

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 the fact that I have all you wasting your brain cells on me means I win 😂

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u/Scoopzyy 5h ago

Ur so tough and edgy omg

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u/Iminurcomputer 5h ago

And you use it very poorly.

Better that than productively. Would be awful if you had actual importance in the world.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 5h ago

I’m gonna guess you’re….. 14.

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u/Jose_Jalapeno 5h ago

Does your free will decide who has a right to speak?

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

I couldn’t care. Shout into the abyss 😘

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u/fagtart 5h ago

They were just curious, I came here to see if anyone else mentioned it too. Not all of us are knowledgeable regarding sheep bathing. At first it seemed like you were being kind by explaining why they were doing this because I didn't see your little emoji you threw in at first and I thought "huh, that's neat" But then you had to hop on your high sheep and kept being a dick

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u/hvchdwbch 5h ago

Just as you have free will, they do to... do you think? Like at all?

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Then use your free will to comment on other shit 😂 it’s like you’re addicted to my posts. Go do something else. Go fold some clothes 😂

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u/hvchdwbch 5h ago

Addicted to your posts? Im just scrolling at work dawg. Stay mad 😂

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u/thelilymoon 5h ago

You must be going through a lot. Your comment is doing too much.

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Free will baby. I can do what I want 🤪

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u/thelilymoon 5h ago

Of course you can, it just comes off as something not being right with you.

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Hahaha your opinion means absolutely nothing to me 😂

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u/thelilymoon 5h ago

Bro, not me but with the way you're commenting to other users aggressively, I'm legit worried about you. Are you okay?

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Trust me, I can turn off the app and sleep peacefully 😂😂 this is not my real life and I’m actually glad you think it is 😂

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u/uknowwhatimsaying_ 5h ago

lol so spicy is it angst

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u/GrilledCheeser 5h ago

This is truly a reddit moment

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Just glad to be here 😂

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u/Technical-Prize-4840 5h ago

Oooo, testy.

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u/Stupid-Clumsy-Bitch 5h ago

Seems like you have a lot of issues. Hopefully you can get some help.

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u/timmyx2times 5h ago

Honestly I couldn’t care about your opinion 😂 I’ll actually be worse 😂 cos if it pisses you off, I won 🥰

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u/GreatTunk 5h ago

Obviously