r/interestingasfuck • • 16h ago

Feeding chicken with veg shawarma

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u/Knaush 16h ago

Preperation of Chicken Shawarma:

Step 1: Veg Shawarma

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u/XyloVinyl 14h ago

It's shawarma all the way down

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u/yogi1090 15h ago

That's not step 1, that's like step 5

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u/The_DragonDuck 15h ago

So uh is step 1 egg or chicken

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u/yogi1090 15h ago

Whoever came first

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u/The_DragonDuck 15h ago

That would be me

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u/mpgd 14h ago

There's no inocent duck. Good think you revealed yourself.

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u/Diz7 10h ago

In order to create a Chicken Shawarma, first you must create the universe.

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u/Bergara 6h ago

The first step on preparing shawarma is inventing the universe.

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u/yogi1090 49m ago

It all started from Big Bang after all

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u/Mediocre_Anybody7618 16h ago

I love it when they think they have the best part and ran away...especially when they are chased🤣🤣

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u/throwawaybyefelicia 16h ago

LMAO same I used to have chickens in my childhood and they would always run so fast with whatever larger morsel they could get their beaks on 😂

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u/Next_Ad_2039 15h ago

They are so intelligent.

I had two chickens.
I once approached them with 2 boiled potatoes and one rushed towards me.
She looked behind her and saw that the other one hadn't noticed me yet.

She then grabbed the smaller potato, ran towards her sister and 'accidentally' dropped it.
The other one immediately grabbed it and ran away with it.

Then the first chicken returned to me and took the larger potato.

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u/PumpkinAbject5702 14h ago

😂😂😂 that’s such a fascinating story

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u/throwawaybyefelicia 14h ago

That’s hilarious! What a cheeky chicken 😂😂 I love them so much

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u/Fentboy45 8h ago

What really happened: chicken thought “BAKAWK”, grabbed food, dropped food, other chicken snatched it, then found the other food

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u/p8nt_junkie 15h ago

She runs away to her spot, drops her prize, gets ready to inhale it, suddenly looks back at the tower and decides her prize is not enough, leaves it, runs back to the tower for a better morsel.

Hens are crazy and cute. We had a girl wake up dead the other day, so our flock shrank a little (sad face)

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u/CrippledCricketer 14h ago

I don't think she woke up :( I'm sorry though, I know the pain, I've lost 2 chickens to foxes this year

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u/p8nt_junkie 14h ago

Thank you. She was getting kinda up there in age. I’m sorry for your losses

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u/bobby-jonson 15h ago

Why do I have the feeling there’s a completely automated machine to do this, that is expensive to buy and maintain and does worse job then this shawarma stick.

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u/KinTharEl 13h ago

Probably has an app too, that tracks everything but needs you to make an account with them, and stops working when there's a service outage.

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u/TrueProtection 13h ago edited 8h ago

Wifi connection so you can tell your ai agent to feed the chicken,"compwuta, fweed mah chimkins"

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u/sparkleslothz 11h ago

They're chickens. You don't even need the stick.

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u/squngy 10h ago

She could have just tossed them all on the ground.

The stick is already an unneeded expense, lol.

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 14h ago

Like the manual transition or the multi blade razor of the poultry world

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u/imakeshituplmao 9h ago

Cuz those tech companies need to somehow justify their trillion dollar evaluations that are 200x their annual revenue

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u/msinf0 11h ago

A shawarma stick eh? You should register that non existent new invention of yours quick before some other genuis gets there before you.

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u/ConcernWild 5h ago

Maybe just for content?

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u/das_slash 15h ago

I wonder if the chickens resent not being able to shit on their food for once

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u/Silaquix 11h ago

This is so fucking accurate. Same for their water

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u/Maleficent_Fox_5 15h ago

Yea you gotta split open the cucumbers or they dont recognize them as food. Chickens are great, but not the sharpest

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u/maxis2bored 14h ago

Just don't let the chickens find out how tasty chickens are.

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u/NieveCactus 13h ago

Nobody knows chicken, like chicken

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u/toxicdevil 12h ago

I’ve seen them partially eat young chicks. If one of them gets injured then the rest of them will peck it to death (might be compulsive). Really vicious creatures honestly, they eat everything.

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u/maxis2bored 12h ago

If one gets sick they will bully it. Then when they realize it's tasty they will eat each other. Absolute monsters

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u/Global_Green8231 9h ago

Little dinosaurs

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u/Cambren1 6h ago

True, if you bury a dead one and don’t cover the grave, they will dig it up and eat it.

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u/Consistent-Habit-888 14h ago

My chickens cleans the meat off the bone better than me

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u/Deep-Development-616 16h ago

Now you are next

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u/Burning_Sapphire1 15h ago

That one chicken that didn't budge until it was all over.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EJoDpVKXCelJGocgOr

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u/sothicarreragt 14h ago

Just how I like my chickens. Vegetarian 🤌🏻

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u/JK_NC 6h ago

Had no idea chickens ate…cabbage?

I thought they ate bugs and grains.

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u/con098 5h ago

They’d eat anything. They’d eat their fellow chickens if they could. When my cats goes out to poo in the yard, the chickens would gather around. Then they’d peck at the diarrhea as it’s coming out

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u/Special_br33d 4h ago

That’s certainly an image

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u/Beniidel0 2h ago

They do eat their own kind. My school had a chicken farm on the premises and if you dropped an egg they'd rush and eat it and a few times we came in the morning to find one of the old ones dead and being eaten

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u/widdershins13 5h ago

Had no idea chickens ate…cabbage?

We fed our chickens red and purple cabbage when I was growing up. It turned the egg yolks a bright orange.

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u/dabestgoat 8h ago

This guy was huuuuungry

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u/HELLFIRECHRIS 16h ago

Spent the first half wondering how they’d eat the rest then went….oh clever.

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u/socratic-meth 16h ago

I bet the chickens were wondering that too

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u/Posible_Ambicion658 16h ago

No thoughts, just relentless dinosaur hunger.

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u/Sm0k3inth3tr33s 16h ago

This is concerning

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u/Mehmood6647 14h ago

Can you elaborate please? Is the vegetable in the video not good for chickens or something?

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u/xUnknown_Kyle 14h ago

They mean they should've quickly understood how they'd reach the rest at the top.

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u/Mehmood6647 14h ago

Oh okay lol

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u/Moo3 3h ago

This is concerning

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u/captainmj511 13h ago

This is concerning.

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u/Blitzcreed23 12h ago

I am concerned.

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u/LordHoughtenWeen 11h ago

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again? Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced.

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u/chickenthinkseggwas 49m ago

I'm so grateful for your continued efforts to reach out and connect to the community. It's a rare beacon of solace. Sacred Gentle Leamuel knows I need it. Sometimes I feel so insecure when I'm struggling through the crowd to peck at the flesh of a colleague impaled on the shawarma. I find myself unintentionally analysing my furtively glimpsed memories of their genuflections and asking myself if my engraved stonework ablations are any less meticulous or devout than theirs. And then I'm consumed with fear that I incur the Eye of Profanity through my indulgent overlooking and overthinking! I don't know how to quell this Circle of Transgression. Do the Hallowed Cartwrights of the Ascended read it in my signs? Should even that query itself be banished from mentality?

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u/paddle_resistance 16h ago

i was like..they gonna prince of persia the shit out of each other to reach it

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u/talann 16h ago

And they say Piranhas get a bad rap....

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u/Electronic_Car4124 15h ago

rep*

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u/talann 15h ago

...no I'm correct

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 15h ago

No.

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u/zombieman9001 14h ago

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u/KitchenNazi 14h ago

Thank you for your pedantic attention to this urgent matter!

Haha, I’m not being sarcastic - thanks for fighting the good fight!

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u/KitchenNazi 14h ago

Is English not your primary language? It’s bad rap.

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u/maazpervez 11h ago

The shawarma cycle I see. Starts with veg shawarma. Ends in chicken shawarma.

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u/tdkimber 14h ago

Nothing about this is shawarma

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u/razvanciuy 15h ago

And that's how you turn greens into eggs

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u/ResponsibleCheetah80 9h ago

Huh? you guys call this a shawarma?

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u/Tudar87 16h ago

Kabob*

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u/pizzaparatha 15h ago

You are what you eat

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u/venpuravi 14h ago

Little did they know, one day it would not be the cabbage but them.

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u/Prowhiz 15h ago

I'm more worried about the barrel-load of veg poop the chickens are sure to leave all over the place

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u/mm902 15h ago edited 13h ago

Good fertilizer.

EDIT: ...and when it cakes up. Use it for.... fertilizer.

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u/CrippledCricketer 14h ago

Most likely will be liquid to start with, you just have to hope it lands in a useful spot

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u/mm902 13h ago

It dries. 😂

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u/Narpity 12h ago

And is really good nitrogen content for compost. Generally easy to get the carbon for compost but nitrogen is harderz

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u/Ok-Background-502 13h ago

This is what people do, they rotate plots of land between planting produce and planting veg shawarma

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u/CrippledCricketer 13h ago

Sure do! I keep chickens also. I essentially strip graze them throughout the year

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u/a9udn9u 13h ago

Actually makes them easier to clean up

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u/widdershins13 5h ago

it turns it almost teal colored if you feed them red or purple cabbage.

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u/NavigatingHorseSpace 13h ago

What's the song called?

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u/Zoghunth 6h ago

I gotchu bro: 《好春光》

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u/donkeyrocket 11h ago

OP do you think "shawarma" means "thing on stick?"

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u/KoniGTA 11h ago

shawarma is not just putting shit on a skewer tf

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 15h ago

Nice delicious chickens. These will be very good quality.

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u/Which-Ant7319 14h ago

Uno reverse

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u/TicketRight1595 14h ago

When you accidentally recreate medieval siege warfare using cabbage and a bunch of tiny dinosaurs.

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u/PhoebusAbel 11h ago

I need the name of this song

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u/VortexLord 15h ago

Certain small girl: Look at those geese.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 15h ago

I haven't seen so many black cocks since..... 

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u/msinf0 11h ago edited 11h ago

You saw like 2 or 3 here. Damn you've seen so many you're hallucinating erm now. Either that or daydreaming. Hens were the majority. What a cock.

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u/jemist101 15h ago

Oooh, they hate those bittermelons.

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u/project_ytgo 15h ago

Those are some Hungary ass Chickens!!

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u/sandtymanty 15h ago

Gone in 52 seconds!

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u/djinn_05 15h ago

Cabbage: Wait..., soon it will be ur turn

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u/Fridaywing 15h ago

Hehe. Now those are some free range chickens

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u/Trebuchet_boom 14h ago

They're like chicken piranhas

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u/Shammar-Yahrish 14h ago

you are what you eat 😭🙏

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u/AdBackground7748 14h ago

When you try to meet your fate, this one eating their fate

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u/Ready-Stage-18 13h ago

Are these Kadaknath chickens?

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u/Gregagonation 12h ago

Fat fucks

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u/unkpsbc 12h ago

They sure get their fiber.

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u/Nippes60 12h ago

The circle of shawarma

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u/PrionProofPork 11h ago

eating healthier than Americans... and actually free range

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u/1Gladiator1 11h ago

Lucky chickens

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u/Chejex 11h ago

I thought they would make a tower and eat the top first

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u/itsmesaram 11h ago

😂😂

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u/IKodama 10h ago

I don’t know why I thought she was going to trim off the edges

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u/NoJudge1453 10h ago

So satisfying

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u/EasternCoffeeCove 10h ago

Look at all those chickens

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u/IceFireTerry 10h ago

Are those the black chicken where even the meat is black?

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u/TransMessyBessy 9h ago

Come, quick, honey, new cabbage just dropped!

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u/Batman1384 9h ago

That song is a banger

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u/nl-x 9h ago

Song name?

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u/Final_Surround5990 9h ago

How many chickens are there? They seem endless. Is this AI?

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u/MojoDojoo90 8h ago

Kabab

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u/N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R 8h ago

*Feeding chicken with vegetables

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u/ashersaurusrex 7h ago

Double stuffed chicken veggie shawarma

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u/littleh9rny 7h ago

The only thing I saw, it was a bunch of black rosters. 😉

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u/Cambren1 6h ago

Expensive chicken feed

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u/sayiansaga 4h ago

Do chickens really eat that much? I didn't even see the video turn dark

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u/Responsible-Plan7800 4h ago

I wonder if there's a chicken that stayed from start until.the veggies gone

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u/AndySMar 3h ago

Music was perfect

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u/DiceGort 1h ago

I've seen this idea with ginnea pigs, this is so beautiful as well😍

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u/AurorasDolls 1h ago

So Much BBC...

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u/Theodorus75 30m ago

Interesting solution.

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u/Alices_Hubby_Kleiner 15h ago

What if some veggies get stuck on the rod high enough for the chicken to not being able to reach it?

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u/Humble-Page-4845 10h ago

I’m pretty sure that lady has the power to walk back over and push it down if it comes to that

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u/Fearless_Teacher_626 12h ago

They can jump/flutter/fly

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u/CatchAcceptable3898 9h ago

They can fly, bigot.

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u/mwilkens 12h ago

The chickens begin a stacking formation until they're tall enough to reach it and manually lower it down.

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u/whiskeytango55 15h ago

Well find out why the chicken crossed it then?

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u/a9udn9u 13h ago

just wiggle the veggies to make them loose

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u/CasualThought2 16h ago

Look at all those... geese.

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u/Jubyagr 15h ago

Why don't we humans arrange feasts like these?

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u/Ak40x 15h ago

I always thought a rooster cannot peacefully live with another rooster?

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u/feeCboy 15h ago

I love for my chicken to have extra iron, yum!

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u/Send_me_alisson_pics 14h ago

This is not the definition on a shawarma lol

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u/msinf0 11h ago

Shawarma?? You need some English. Kebab is the closest. 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♂️

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u/Pieniek23 16h ago

Those all black chickens are not tasty. Gamey AF.

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u/AlternativePea6203 15h ago

What about the massive black.... roosters?

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u/chefbobbyjay 16h ago edited 15h ago

Can I get a source saying feather color affects flavor? Games flavor comes from diet not appearance.

Edit: yall these are not silkies. Or cemanis. If they were they also wouldn’t be running around with other breeds. They wouldn’t have dark skin or dark meat. These are regular leghorns or welsummers. Hard to tell when they’re all moving around what exact breed tho.

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u/Kitfishto 16h ago

Typically you are correct but some breeds of chickens are fully melanated. The ones whose crops and eyes are fully back are most likely melanated chickens. The meat itself is black all the way through not just the feathers. I have never eaten one and I don’t think I ever would. They’re specifically bred because they are beautiful and are mostly purchased as pets. If this guy has eaten a melanated chicken I think they might just be dumb. If they ate a chicken that has white meat and just black feathers and thought it was different because of the feather color he is confirmed dumb.

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u/Pieniek23 15h ago

Yeah, people just don't know hence the down votes on my comment. I tried them once and eating black breasts just isn't for me. The taste is foul (pun intended).

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u/chefbobbyjay 16h ago edited 15h ago

Yea but these aren’t silkes. And fully melanted chickens are called cemanis or something and they’re a niche breed. These aren’t those.

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u/Kitfishto 15h ago edited 15h ago

Not all melanated chickens are silkies…

There are at least 5 breeds of chicken with fibromelanosis..

Edit: nice edit dipshit.

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u/chefbobbyjay 15h ago

Name 3 without google

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u/Kitfishto 15h ago

You’re an idiot.. Swedish black, kadakanath, and the ones most likely present in this video the Ayam Cemani.

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u/Rudrox 16h ago

Different breeds can have different base taste profiles irrespective of diet.

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u/cosmicoconuts 16h ago

He’s right, it’s not just the feathers that are black, skin, beak and sometimes even internal organs and bones are all black/darkened. They taste different than normal chicken. More umami and gamey

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u/chefbobbyjay 15h ago

These aren’t silkies tho. These are regular chicken with black feathers.

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u/Pieniek23 14h ago

Ok. Their entire faces and and beak are black.

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u/ResurrectedBrain 16h ago

There’s also different kinds of chickens. Some are bred to be egg laying. You don’t normally eat those. Other chickens are meant specifically for butchering

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u/chefbobbyjay 15h ago

These aren’t silkies. There are only a couple breeds that have melanated meat and these aren’t them. These would have regular dark and white meat.

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u/Pieniek23 13h ago

Can I get source as to why are you being that dense? You should remove the chef part of your username cause you know nothing about food.

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u/KNOX_404 16h ago

Don't be racist now

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u/Pieniek23 15h ago

Educate yourself bud about chicken breeds..

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u/donkey_cum_waterfall 16h ago

Happy chimkens right there

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u/mercurial_dude 15h ago

That’s a lotta cocks.

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u/msinf0 11h ago

3 or 4 really isn't.

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u/Diz7 10h ago

Getting right up in that veg.

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u/Hipparch 15h ago

Stuffed chickens

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u/midwestia 12h ago

awful music lol

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u/Scientist_Thin 11h ago

I wouldnt be assertive enough to survive as a chicken