r/funComunitty • u/Muddy_Finally • 5h ago
Sh*tpost Kirby just swallowed you. What ability did he get?
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u/TheSuperSegway 4h ago
ADHD, AUTISM, Tourettes, CPTSD, Tinnitus, Hallucinations, Depression, Heart A rythmia, A stigmatism, Lactose intolerance, Agoraphobia, abnormal sleep cycle and an unnatural desire for meat and violence.
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u/IndependentDiver8437 4h ago
God damn pick one nerf not the whole damn list.
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u/TheSuperSegway 4h ago
Well there are also the buffs but they sound unrealistic. Elemental resistance (harder to burn/electrocute etcetera) higher bone and muscle density. Innate skill with animal handling and processing. Resistance to blunt force trauma (been hit by no less than six cars and one truck) and surprisingly good night vision for a human. Shit is wack and I never know how my day is going to go.
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u/12DollarsHighFive 3h ago edited 40m ago
Living life on legendary difficulty with all skulls enabled
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u/justheretowhackit_ 3h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/UTm86phGUMMQE
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u/Electrical-Peak8878 3h ago
Nothing eating healthy, getting off social media, self control, and the gym can't fix. Simple
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u/Vegetable_Moment_466 Shaw, Adino, Git Guuuuuuudd! ~ 2000 unified boiis in my basement 5h ago
he got the power of…
d e t e r m i n a t i o n
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u/No_Acadia_9946 5h ago
Now he's stoned
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u/_banana_yee 3h ago
To draw Jesus with a red ballpoint pen
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u/Electrical_Hat_680 2h ago
Since it's on lined paper. You could theoretically scale this enormously. Like a paint by number. Only, paint by grid. Awesome job. Is there inspiration behind this? I think I've seen this somewhere before, or, atleast, his face.
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u/_banana_yee 2h ago
Yeah i saw a similar picture and it really moved me so i decided to draw it right then and there in my sales job. Obviously there wasn't proper drawing tools so i used a ballpoint pen
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u/Recent-Technology847 Switzerland is my side quest 3h ago
Now I have a sudden urge to pray
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u/Chandelure_F-5 4h ago
Autism, random good/bad memory storage in my brain, batshit random hyperfixations, bad habits, fairly bad executive dysfunction, desire to learn programming/art/Japanese/music/etc but having no drive to do so, and most likely the sheer inability to shed this ability, leaving him stuck with my imperfections forever
but also become cool nanomachine shapeshifter android boi with the ability to learn programming/art/Japanese/music/etc because i decide the positives here and nobody explicitly said it had to be exclusively what i have
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u/Jeff_gameaholic 4h ago
The fact my dumbass tried to sang the whole list of things you just said definitely makes me the same type of person.
Also nice name, great Gen 5 pokemon, and I assume the F-5 is referencing the fighter jet
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u/Important-Soup6366 Big fan of me 3h ago
kinda works but not how yakko dose it by saing it like country for word, gotta add em into the sentence
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u/GamerKratosBalls 4h ago
It both works and doesn't work with the rythm of this scene at the same time.
Or it doesn't and in delusional.
Or it does and im insecure.
Btw Kirby gets these 2.
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u/BiTrombonist07 4h ago edited 4h ago
All of the ~useless~ knowledge I have.
Edit: and the inability to cross out text.
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u/TektifyG 4h ago
ADHD, autism, OCD insanity, schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, Severe allergies, Crippling myopia, partial deafness, etc.
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u/DescriptionMission90 3h ago
Anxiety mostly. Partially detached retina. Chronic migraines.
AND A FORKLIFT CERTIFICATION!!!
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u/paintdrinkinggoblin 3h ago
was devestated to learn forklift certification only really requires your employer to say ``yeah you can drive the forklift`` in my state
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u/ReceptionMaterial544 5h ago
Depression and autism fighting in its head if he's either a complete failure or the chosen one
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u/____Silence 5h ago
My autism lets me hyperfixate on my romantic partner (in fun and interesting ways as well), so I am really good a dating. He would get my super powered autism.
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u/Blue_Pears_Go_There 5h ago
The power of the Beefy Calf muscles. The detriment is being unable to fit into jeggings.
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u/MuztangZack67 5h ago
The ability to have immense pain when he tries jorkin it because the muscles are sore from doin it constantly already.
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u/Churaski 4h ago
Intense random random philosophical quotes about whatever the fuck. For example, “Holy water cannot help you now. A thousand armies could not keep me out. I don’t want your money, I don’t want your crowns, see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down. Until you see the monster I have become.”
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u/trans_plague_d0cter probably going to bite you 4h ago
If we're talking in game abilities maybe sword, fighter or if we wanna go off my name poison and or doctor.
Now of we wanna have custom ones Transgender Blast
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u/Ambitious_Emphasis68 4h ago
Addiction to caffeine, nicotine and alcohol, as well as a fear of fireworks.
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u/Formal_Turnover9414 4h ago
Complexe posttraumatische stressstoornis met angst voor mannen, matige depressie, dysforische pijn door het hele lichaam, functionele disfunctie. Ook ongevoeligheid voor fysieke pijn (analgesie).
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u/Consort_Xian 4h ago
Mild to above mild anxiety, imposter syndrome, low self confidence, an obsession with bl, a taste for spicy food, random bouts of crying, a fear of chickens, always sleepy, avid procrastination, and internalised self hatred.
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u/No-Salary-473 5h ago
He becomes bigger and hungrier, to the point where he can swallow ANYTHING.
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u/Moist_Bar_2621 5h ago
poverty, depression, high academic stress, poor anger management, head aches
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u/-Starlalikestoart- *Aggresive microwave sounds* 5h ago
Singing, dancing, shouting abnormally loud, ominous levitation, drawing with anything, aggressive microwave noises, mayonnaise powder, putting dehydrated motor oil down the toilet, gooning rapidly, eating invisible ink markers, farming green pop tarts, cosplaying
Potato.
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u/TheRandomShiba Goobers | Plural | They/them | Willo | we have furry femboys 5h ago
Gender dysphoria
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u/Sea-Maintenance8837 ²H + ³H @ 1.5*10⁸ C° —> ⁴He + ¹n + E aroace 5h ago
He has obtained the trait of being always tired regardless of sleep or coffee, and gender dysphoria
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u/GlitchTheProtovali 5h ago
The ability to procrastinate til the last minute and than actually do amazing at the job. also the ability to have nothing prepared in terms of notes and just wing it based on how it feels like it should be done, and actually do really well
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u/Idkilikestuffqueuej i feel immense dread <:o 5h ago
poorly playing the finals :/
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u/GameMaster818 I‘d make my flair something funny if I was actually funny 4h ago
The ability to procrastinate even things you enjoy doing
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u/Additional-Guard-720 4h ago
He gained the ability to miss my ex and feel lost and depressed about it, I'm sorry kirby you picked a bad time to eat me
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u/EffectiveVarious2156 4h ago
He turns into a girl~ also she now passes out if she stands for too long
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u/BigBlueOtter123 4h ago
He can use SFM, but not to animate, he can just use it for cool still images.
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u/Dramatic_Sector_no2 Lord Spunchy One (#1 Radium Muncher) 5h ago
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