r/funComunitty • BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 • 22h ago

Funpost Ace'd it.

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u/Shall0t- I love my dogs and I want YOU to pet them 22h ago

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 22h ago

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u/ProGamer8273 20h ago

Bloodline would’ve ended with you regardless

You’re a Redditor

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 19h ago

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 :3 (Spooky Edition) (she/her for now plz) 16h ago

So are you

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u/Pellepuu2397 Undercover Finnish femboy >:3 21h ago

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u/Xistential_Bluetooth HELLCAT /⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\ 『ghostmod』 22h ago

Fries 🤤

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 22h ago

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u/Xistential_Bluetooth HELLCAT /⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\ 『ghostmod』 22h ago

That's not me

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u/Togore-tastic horny flair (dark yellow) 13h ago

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u/hmmmmmmmmimmm hustling caz it's my only move 22h ago

Almost got me on the ace one

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u/PercoKaswiti YOUR local 𰻞 👍️ 20h ago

If someone's ace it doesn't mean they can't have children.

Source : My mother is ace.

ALSO

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u/Winds_and_Waves 20h ago

What actually defines an asexual ? Like, no joke. Real question. I've been asking myself if I was one for a while now

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u/FuzzyPandaVK screams in gay 19h ago

Little to no sexual attraction or lust. Alternatively, it means you can reproduce without sex by splitting in half and becoming 2 of you (in biology anyway for single cell organisms).

Kinda funny how the prefix a- means an absolute lack of, but as I've recently been informed, you can be ace and still have sexual attraction, but in very limited amounts. I'll leave the more tedious and in-depth explanations to an Ace who knows far more than I on the matter lol, like ace vs demi vs gray etc...

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 18h ago

Im more in the demi spectrum but prefer to make it easier and say ace.

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u/FuzzyPandaVK screams in gay 18h ago

so since you'd know better than i, how would you explain the difference between ace demi and graysexual? i'm just a local gay so i'm not in the know there. thanks in advance. (:

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 18h ago

Never heard of graysexual honestly till now. 😅 but ace people tend to not or Very little sexual attraction towards a person. While demi needs to have a bond before any attraction happens. They are all in the spectrum of asexuality because neither of these feel attraction towards strangers and never think to have intimate experiences with strangers. 1 night stands, meeting someone at a club or paying for services tend to be not a thought or desire for an asexual person.

Asexual - no sexual desire for a mate.

Demi - will maybe develop desire after years of being together.

What i can see for gray is it is something in the inbetween of demi and ace. They can feel attraction to a person's looks, voice or smell but will not have a high desire to bed them until getting to know the person more.

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u/Winds_and_Waves 18h ago

Oh ok. Well, I alr did experience sexual attraction, but never for long and the idea to make the THING with anyone kinda disgust me. Plus, I don't really like people to touch me in general so... I don't know exactly what I am, but I guess it's not that far from ace. Or maybe it is ?

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 18h ago

Sounds close to demisexual. If the act of sex disturbs you until you find a long time partner, it sounds to me demi.

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u/Winds_and_Waves 18h ago

Oh ? Ok. Thanks. If I understood correctly, it is in the ace spectrum ?

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 🩵 18h ago

Correct. I would look up the definitions of each and connect the feels and dots yourself. But i would start with ace and demi.

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u/Winds_and_Waves 18h ago

Ok, ty a lot. But don't bother yourself w my questions, I can do it myself dw

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly if a brick is placed vertically, is it bricked up? 22h ago

fries

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u/JelloElectrical1499 THE BEST -Shy 22h ago

hehe im (kinda) both of the first one >:3

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u/MuchAppointment3018 i play gd and have no life :3 22h ago

the last one is me :3

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u/3ahbfasjlbfhalsjkdbf The Flower Man 22h ago

Mm fries

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u/New-Discipline-8516 21h ago

Amazinggggggg

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 21h ago

Yeah, I'm ace-sexual too. I only fuck aces.

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u/THE-Otter_guy 12h ago

I’m honestly shocked I haven’t seen a single poker joke regarding asexuals

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u/LessGloriousBastard spare account because auto moderator exists 22h ago

Imma steal the last one even though I ain't ace

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Silly lil goober 22h ago

What kinda ace though? An ace of spades?

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u/free_2_play_forever 20h ago

I think its the team wipe kind of ace

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u/NagitoKomaeda_987 21h ago

How about being panromantic asexual?

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u/MaxYeena 19h ago

I'm not ace but the bloodline ends with me anyways, I don't wanna be responsible for passing down schizophrenic genes to another person.

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u/cyberfrost4 insomniatic cat lover 16h ago

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u/No_Living_8113 I love you 🥰 15h ago

Who gives a shit about bloodline?

I give a shit about shit lines 😋

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u/-non-existance- 12h ago

When I told my mom that I'm ace, she looked at our dog, Milo, and said "Well, Milo, looks like you're it."

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u/Human-Pen-1667 DELTARUNE TOMORROW 10h ago

You got a 100% on a test

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u/Melodic-Percentage-9 8h ago

Cheers to the ACEs. Sell certain people what they don't have: hand sanitizer and brain cells. They'll need it when the fire nation attacks. Thr floor is on fire, the houses are on fire, everything is on fire.

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_9093 8h ago

Mom, wielding a vibrator and a tub of vaseline, wanting grandbabies: "There always be a way, son."

For daughter version, she could just take the girl to a doctor to have her egg taken and injected with a donor's sperm.

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u/EquivalentWinter8746 yoylecake 5h ago

if your ace can you still touch it?