r/funComunitty • u/Mediocre_Push2536 • 9h ago
Meme There's always solutions to people's problems
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 8h ago
There's countless autistic men who walk around like this in their socks every day.
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u/Previous_Current_474 7h ago
I walk like that… that means I’m autistic?
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u/argyllfox 7h ago
Not necessarily, but walking on tiptoe or toe-to-heel it is very common among autistic people. I‘m autistic and I do it, mostly because I dislike the feeling of the impact from my heel hitting the ground reverberating through my leg, but also because walking it‘s quieter. It‘s a sensory thing
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u/Standard-Ad-7504 5h ago
How many times am I going to find out that something I always did was actually because of autism all along? It explains practically every single weird thing about me that I ever experienced.
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u/Previous_Current_474 7h ago
I do it bc as a kid I wondered how did dolls walk in Toy Story, and after that I just do it without thinking
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u/StaticCharacter 7h ago
You're an ace transbian that makes posts about pokemon, Minecraft and fnaf. This is the least compelling reason to think you might be autistic <3
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u/Truly_Organic 2h ago edited 2h ago
As an autistic person myself, you just kinda described someone really based ngl.
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u/StaticCharacter 55m ago
Maybe we should all get together and talk or smth
◉‿◉be queer nerdy autistic ppl 2gether1
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u/Breadmaker9999 5h ago
As a member of the autistic union I'll need to ask you a few questions before I give you your liscene. 1. Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?
Do you have a collection of losses change in your bedroom or somewhere in your house?
Do you obsess over the lore of a media franchise?
Do you have the power of flight?
Are you or ever have been a member of the American Comunist Party?
Who won the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
And finally the only question that actually matters, when a girl walks in with an Itty bitty waist and round thing in your face do you get sprung?
Please answers these questions in order of them being asked. Failure to answer them will result in the autism Mafia break your knee caps and making you wear a cement furry suite.
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u/uwumens 5h ago
autistic test 1 no crash bandicoot is better (and dead) 2 yea worthless currency 3 obsess no, deeply desire of knowledge of everything yes 4 I didn't tried yet (vertigo) 5 no there isn't one close to me 6 who the hell is ultimate showdown
7 after a research and it's a song, Rachel please that's so inappropriate
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u/Breadmaker9999 5h ago
So after going over the test results it turns out you don't have autism, but you do have cancer. Also Mr. Rogers is going to kill you. https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE?is=AaOEONjmL6GU2MNl
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u/Previous_Current_474 5h ago
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 Yes
4 I haven’t tried?
5 I’m not American and politics make my head hurt
6 I haven’t watched that, srry, I only know the memes
7 When any pretty girl gets close to me I try my best not to look at her so she doesn’t think I’m a weirdo and I either think about how pretty she is or get gender envy
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 7h ago
What a way to find out.
Neuro-Divergent or otherwise developmentally disabled. Heavy Metal poisoning is also an option.
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u/60Hz_Jiffy 8h ago
Well that's what our toes are made for.
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u/Boii_2000 I am gay, I love men. 9h ago
Heels are scary...
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u/moonwatcher123445 a thousand tomorrows 9h ago
I’ll personally never wear heels
they look painful
also I got the Jaidenanimations video about heels recommended to me as I was typing this comment, what a coincidence
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u/2The_Kaiserin2 1h ago
For 20-30 minutes certain high heels are finey but the one on the image by OP… I never wore something like that and
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u/Jagel-Spy 8h ago
Practically speaking, Heels are worse for your foot, worse for your stride, and pretty much terrible all round. They are a health detriment. They restrain your mobility. They're both inpractical and dangerous. There is a lot to be said about society and patriarchy from the fact the obligate feminine footwear is something that literally hobbles you and prevents you from running away from threats. In a way, they are no different than foot-binding.
Anyway, they make me feel sexy, cute and womanly, so I wear some nonetheless.
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u/tabor_national 6h ago
It’s not obligated. Encouraged, yes, but it’s still your own fucking choice
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u/Jagel-Spy 6h ago
Oh I know. Most of my footwear are boots, and even my heels are much the same. You won't see me wearing stilettos.
But peer pressure might as well be considered hard rules. It's a sad reality that if you want to be different, chances are you will have to fight for it. Most people don't want to have to fight for what is supposed to be a matter of preference.
Plus, some dress codes will literally require you to wear heels. Even I myself got in trouble because I wasn't wearing "The right kind" of heels, ie. Stilettos, for a function.
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u/False-Objective-583 22m ago
You said patriarchy remember. if it's a fashion code among women why curse men?
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u/Visible_Pair3017 10m ago
Everything is men's fault, otherwise it would mean actually needing to change stuff among women
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u/Apart_Revolution_565 5h ago
The only reason i like heels is because of that style theory video where matpat tested if heels can kill people
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u/Altruistic-Dress-968 1h ago edited 1h ago
There is a lot to be said about society and patriarchy from the fact the obligate feminine footwear is something that literally hobbles you and prevents you from running away from threats. In a way, they are no different than foot-binding.
They were actually masculine footwear meant for royal men.
Their impractical design that prevented you from running from threats was intentional, because they were for members of the upperclass to flaunt their wealth and security; people who's status ensured that they would have no need to run or work and could have such footwear.
So they weren't designed to bind and be painful for women, nor were they for women at all. They were never meant to be proper shoes.
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u/False-Objective-583 24m ago
Isn't it entirely your choice? How the f#ck are patriarchy responsible for this. heels weren't so steep in 90s it only was popular and steep as a fashion among woman around 2000s and woman were entirely free to follow whatever they wish by that point. Did we demand you wear heels what kind retarded thought process is this?
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u/holy-cornball 9h ago
As someone whos worn them. Some of yall are overreacting and choosing the wrong sizes.
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u/Junior_Couple_3109 HOLY SHIT IT’S THE CHEFLER 👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳 9h ago
Spotify ads for 3 hours straight.
that is the equivalent of getting sentenced 10 years jail for jaywalking. Not unbearable, but it’s jail, not prison. Basically veryveryshitty
that is pain for everyone
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u/FallZealousideal159 8h ago
As a trans woman, I hear cis women all the time be like "well, that's just what society expects of women!" like, have you tried, I dunno, just not giving in? Like, if it's that much of a pain, then why do it? No one's forcing you, hon. Like, I got tired of shaving my body hair every other fucking day to keep it down, so eventually I got tired and said "fuck this! Imma pull a Lorax and let it grow!"
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u/eulersidentity1 8h ago
I mean if I was a woman and I might want to wear them on occasion just to feel empowered and or sexy. Men go through pain to gain muscles for the same reason, not saying all men who gain muscle do but certainly some. Having it be an expected standard is the issue.
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u/That_Banned_Hybrid 6h ago
Okay heels are fucking awful to wear. But Holy shit they make you look so hot.
My gf and I wore heels and chosen to sacrifice our feet to look hot and feel hot.
You do what you love even if it will make you crippled at the end of the night
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u/PraireGentleman 6h ago
If you’re wearing heels everyday, that’s self-inflicted pain for no reason. Nothing is sexy about you complaining about your heels killing you or seeing you wincing or struggling to get up from a chair because you have to balance yourself first
Wear anything besides that. Wear slippers if you have to ffs
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u/Dalles272 8h ago
Meanwhile every man that wears S4 Safety shoes just so that this jappers can exist
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u/Mags_LaFayette 5h ago
As a retired ballerina, my feet and ankles are permanently "twisted" so I don't feel any pain... Or anything at all.
I wear high heels fourteen hours a day. They never bothered me at all 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Good_Curve_545 4h ago
wat do u mean twisted?💔💔💔
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u/Mags_LaFayette 4h ago
I don't have an exact translation nor the medical term, but essentially most sensations are lost, the loose ligaments allow for some unholy contortions.
Do this since childhood all the way to your middle twenties. It has is benefits and issues alike.
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u/Good_Curve_545 4h ago
shit... now I wanna be like that
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u/Mags_LaFayette 4h ago
You don't, trust me.
To compensate the lack of rigidity, muscles need to be trained constantly. You can be on motion for hours, but standing still can be a nightmare.
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u/Professional-Wave841 3h ago
proper high heels have padding so they don't hurt anyways, it's only the cheep garbage that makes your feet hurt.
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u/Gingeyboi1 9h ago
I wear raised heel (not exactly high heel yet still decently high) and they are literally just undersized.
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u/Kinglycole Silly lil goober 9h ago
I certainly have. As a woman, I feel no shame wearing converse all the time. I’d rather look like shit and feel like heaven than look like heaven and feel like shit.
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u/Select_Stretch_625 rawr I said rawr I'm a fucking dinsoaur 9h ago
My mom always complains yet wears them anyway
I'm starting to think that she only wears things that are trendy
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u/JavaJo1010 9h ago
You pay for this later in life so don’t do it for fashion … you’ll be sorry later if you don’t
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u/CherylTuntIRL Big fan of me 8h ago
I wear heals and flats. It doesn't hurt if you get properly fitting heels and you feel a bit sexier.
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u/lemonhaj 8h ago
Sometimes I have been known to walk on my toes, yeah, but I don't wear heels. I walk on my toes occasionally and in my house. I don't do it if I'm going anywhere or otherwise unstable, A. because my shoes wouldn't let me and B. because I don't want to snap my ankles. I stand sideways regularly enough by accident in normal shoes.
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u/60Hz_Jiffy 8h ago
Our toes have adapted such that we can switch between plantigrade and digitigrade at will. We find plantigrade most comfortable for standing hence why shoes are flat. However we are designed to also be able to stay digitigrade for extended periods of time. All heels are is shoes that hold your foot in digitigrade instead of plantigrade.
So this image does not actually convey what the poster expected, it is perfectly fine for your foot to be in that shape because of was designed for it. Well not THAT shape, the heels pictured are weird, your toes shouldn't be 90 degrees but you'll never see heels actually made like that.
The main why heels harm you is actually the support, if it is not ergonomic it will direct all of the weight of your body into your heel. That and the way we walk in heels is actually an awkward mix between digitigrade and plantigrade, if you want a piece of footwear that would allow you to fully walk and stand digitigrade you'd need something like the long fall boots from Portal.
Thanks for listening to my rant ❤️
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u/JDKisawesome 8h ago
See honestly my biggest issue with these arent even the absurd steep parts its the fact that the heel is half a milimeter thick whoops you're step was off by 0.00000001 degrees you're hole foot and shoe is broken
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u/Legal_Trainer7340 7h ago
As a guy I will never understand why women willingly wear those things. I was bored one day and tried on my mom's heels. I took one step, my foot went on its side immediately and I fell. I'm surprised I didn't fuck up my ankle.
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u/dxdgxhstggc 2h ago
Genuine question, why do woman wear this? Is it because taller woman are more sexy? I always though that guys like short women, no?
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u/Open_Atmosphere4047 1h ago
Dont ever sacrifice your feet for heels. Coming from a guy most of us dgaf about them. a low chunky wedge would do wonders for your health as opposed to stilettos.
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u/Gunk_Dunker45 25m ago
Such a confusing concept, intentially gimping any form of mobility and comfort. Its like the alcohol of footwear
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u/No-Independence9093 11m ago
Interesting fact High heels was invented for men horse back riding. For a good chunk of time only men wore them.
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u/Traditional-Ad3518 1h ago
I still don't get the idea behind heels why the fuck would you willingly wear a torture device disguised as a shoe?
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u/Horror_Diver6218 Genderblind Moon Heir 9h ago
I may be interested in feminine presentation, but I NEVER wore them and will NEVER wear them.