r/funComunitty • I am gay, I love men. • 12h ago

Meme Bro 💔

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_ I ♥️ Automod 12h ago

aw i'm chubby 💔

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u/Boii_2000 I am gay, I love men. 12h ago

Sorry chubby guys deserve better

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u/THE_REAL_YURl 12h ago

hi lol

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u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_ I ♥️ Automod 11h ago

hi, how are you

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u/THE_REAL_YURl 10h ago

swishhh I’m good lol

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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 6h ago

Already commented it but every time I see a chubby guy with his gf she looks like an Instagram model

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u/Questionable_reditor 11h ago

I already know why he dies alone, yet I won't tell.

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u/JeffaholicD1st 11h ago

Goddamn dude, you got me chuckling at 3 AM

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u/Emotional-Koala9909 10h ago

This is a bigoted and insensitive comment. Please dont share such opinions.

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u/Whitesilvermoon 10h ago

?

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u/Emotional-Koala9909 4h ago

Your being insensitive

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u/bowl_928 10h ago

This is a bigoted and insensitive comment. Please dont share such opinions.

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u/eternalyspeed 9h ago

All in his head?

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u/Nick33e 10h ago

Mental?

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u/MangoTheRetroGamer 8h ago

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u/Emotional-Koala9909 4h ago

“Yes i use stickers when i cant refute a valid claim how do you know?”

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u/MangoTheRetroGamer 4h ago

"yes i use reaction images when someones being a wittle schizo >:3"

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u/DannyDOOM99 12h ago

I could be built like a god and have all the money in the world and I'd still die alone. It really is what's on the inside that counts. Also my shi hella small.

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u/Ksmythy11 OP 81 9h ago

Same bro, same 😔🤏

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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 6h ago

If two chicks can have mind blowing sex even without a dildo, you can have mind blowing sex even if you had no penis at all. In my opinion, the part of straight sex where my partner puts their genitals into mine is the most boring part.

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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 6h ago

Some people are into that for one, and if you’re open to it some people are into pegging.

Not to give unsolicited advice but lesbian sex even without a dildo is better than straight sex. So learn lesbian tactics, use them on women, and have your partner reciprocate with similar tactics on you (oral, hand stuff)

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u/AdvertisingFar5850 Just found the ES emojis :3 12h ago

I'm skinny. What kind of boyfriend do I get in that case?

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 12h ago

Idk a loving one hopefully.

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u/Powerful_Egg_8837 God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 5h ago

aww

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u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_ I ♥️ Automod 12h ago

yes you live with a lot of boys

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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 6h ago

Thought those emojis were the Catholic flag 🇻🇦 and was wondering what the fuck a devout Catholic was doing here

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u/AdvertisingFar5850 Just found the ES emojis :3 5h ago

...What? You mean all the Eevees?

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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 4h ago

This is how it shows for me lol

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u/Vegetable_Moment_466 Shaw, Adino, Git Guuuuuuudd! ~ 2000 unified boiis in my basement 12h ago

Hi :D, that ain’t chicken

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u/Boii_2000 I am gay, I love men. 12h ago

Helo

Sure ain't

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 12h ago

Give that man a muscle mommy stat!

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u/ExoticZaps 12h ago

What about guys who are just average, not fat, not skinny, not buff, just right in the middle.

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u/SeanYTcars 12h ago

Girl

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u/ExoticZaps 12h ago

Y'know what, I'm okay with that, at least I get a girl.

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u/_end_of_the_world 10h ago

Could I get a guy?

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u/SuperbInteraction622 Kurourushi 12h ago

Roach Man is a big guy he dies alone 😔

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u/Boii_2000 I am gay, I love men. 12h ago

NO!

NOT ON MY WATCH

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u/SuperbInteraction622 Kurourushi 12h ago

:D I will share my iron with you

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u/Random_weeb99 12h ago

I'm neither chubby neither skinny and I'm a girl. What do I get

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u/SeanYTcars 12h ago

Boy

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u/Random_weeb99 12h ago

Okay. And how about girl 

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u/Fine_Intern_1306 11h ago

nuhuh u can have girl

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u/Random_weeb99 10h ago

Thanks :D

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u/SeanYTcars 12h ago

Boy

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u/Random_weeb99 12h ago

☹️

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u/Chr832 11h ago

Homophobia :(

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u/Good_Curve_545 12h ago

what if im built like thor?

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u/Strict_Commission330 11h ago

which thor.

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u/veganfromvega 10h ago

depressed thor.

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u/Good_Curve_545 4h ago

the god of war one

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u/LazyMiquella 12h ago

Obese girlfriend

1

u/Optimal-prime6637 12h ago

Bench press

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u/Shiny_Malph 11h ago

I'm gonna be honest with you Baki

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises 3h ago

kinda like my VRChat avatar

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u/DazzlingPressure1154 GumiTeto yuri ❤️💚 12h ago

Let him get a buff gf gng

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u/Sentallium 12h ago

im kinda jacked but my midsection is a mess

what happens for me?

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u/Boii_2000 I am gay, I love men. 11h ago

Haha sometimes

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u/SpikeBrawl123 11h ago

But it's the truth 😭

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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 6h ago

Most of the times I’ve seen a chubby guy in a relationship, his girlfriend is super conventionally attractive.

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u/yopert47890456745 5h ago

both deserve buff partners if they are a good match

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u/Arabaka90 2h ago

Chubby 💔

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u/Jocob99 i can pronounce floccinaucinihilipilification 12h ago

I’m not chubby or buff but can I still die alone? Pls?

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 12h ago

Nope you get 9 girlfriends 7 boyfriends and 2 nonbinary partners all in a poly relationship with you. /j

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u/SeanYTcars 12h ago

And a cat (or two)

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u/Jocob99 i can pronounce floccinaucinihilipilification 11h ago

Yay

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u/Jocob99 i can pronounce floccinaucinihilipilification 11h ago

Almost got scared for a sec until a saw that beautiful little /j

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 12h ago

Watch this blow up

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u/Boii_2000 I am gay, I love men. 11h ago

Wait shit you kinda predicted it

This is probably the fastest I've ever had a post hit 100 upvotes

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u/a_angry_bunny 12h ago

I want to be Biscuit Oliva

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u/Maskedstream4 12h ago

Guess I’m joining him

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 12h ago

Btw not true we've all seen sssniperwolf and her man.... Let's be real

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u/Solarfreeze88 12h ago

Poor Jeff man

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u/erodman23 12h ago

I love a good chub and rub

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 11h ago

Don't worry my chubby brothers, it is possible <3 but be sure to wash yourself and brush your teeth and be kind.

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u/cyberfrost4 insomniatic cat lover 11h ago

Dear god

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u/l0rd_zuk0 11h ago

I'm skinny what abt me?

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u/Far_Cause8498 11h ago

Waiting for an antimeme of this

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u/Financial-Bar-856 11h ago

Oh Im in one of those! (I know, right!) It fricing grate :)

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u/russian_uranium_dva 11h ago

I NEED A MUSCULAR MOMMYYY

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u/Low-Jellyfish-174 God loves u, twin❤️‍🩹 11h ago

pfp says it all 💔

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u/jjk_lover777 11h ago

Why you have to do him like that?

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u/Sufficient-Adagio-20 🏳️‍🌈 10h ago

what if im gay

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u/ConsciousUse8769 10h ago

As a tall and skinny guy I might be in luck

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u/dragonthisassaround 8h ago

what do i get if am muscle mommy?

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u/Zeliose 7h ago

Why can't the chubby guy also get a buff boyfriend?

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u/TheRoaringKnight__ I am The Roaring Knight. 7h ago

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u/JediUnicorn9353 6h ago

what if i'm just kinda in the middle

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u/Knightmare7877 6h ago

then you get split in half

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u/MisterThird 5h ago

Sometimes alone is better than

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u/No_Relationship8024 56m ago

What if im fat

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u/Ray_BenO 54m ago

There are way to few muscle mommies to take care of all the chubby boys

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u/Assassin13785 50m ago

As a fat ugly guy. I can confirm.... I will die alone

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u/ekwyxx 31m ago

ohh...😭 I’ve already left a comment under a similar post, but I’ll write it again...

actually, I feel more comfortable with chubby guys than with muscular ones (I’ve never liked that... I feel like in danger tbh)... to me, plumpy men are more visually appealing, and besides... they’re at least not obsessed with the gym and working out, which means we’ll be able to spend more time doing something homely and cozy...🙏🏻 If my future bf would be chubby? I’m the happiest person on Earth.

In short...chubby guys, I want to say that you do NOT die lone😭🙏🏻; you’ll definitely find someone who will love both you and your body...🤍 hugs to all!

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u/Aggravating-Mix-9832 wiwiwi 2m ago

I’m muscly lesbian girl what do I get?

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u/Dismal_Drawer_3268 7h ago

Welp I'd say that's pretty accurate