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u/Questionable_reditor 11h ago
I already know why he dies alone, yet I won't tell.
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u/Emotional-Koala9909 10h ago
This is a bigoted and insensitive comment. Please dont share such opinions.
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u/Whitesilvermoon 10h ago
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u/MangoTheRetroGamer 8h ago
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u/Emotional-Koala9909 4h ago
“Yes i use stickers when i cant refute a valid claim how do you know?”
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u/DannyDOOM99 12h ago
I could be built like a god and have all the money in the world and I'd still die alone. It really is what's on the inside that counts. Also my shi hella small.
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u/Ksmythy11 OP 81 9h ago
Same bro, same 😔🤏
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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️🩹 6h ago
If two chicks can have mind blowing sex even without a dildo, you can have mind blowing sex even if you had no penis at all. In my opinion, the part of straight sex where my partner puts their genitals into mine is the most boring part.
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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️🩹 6h ago
Some people are into that for one, and if you’re open to it some people are into pegging.
Not to give unsolicited advice but lesbian sex even without a dildo is better than straight sex. So learn lesbian tactics, use them on women, and have your partner reciprocate with similar tactics on you (oral, hand stuff)
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u/AdvertisingFar5850 Just found the ES emojis :3 12h ago
I'm skinny. What kind of boyfriend do I get in that case?
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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️🩹 6h ago
Thought those emojis were the Catholic flag 🇻🇦 and was wondering what the fuck a devout Catholic was doing here
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u/AdvertisingFar5850 Just found the ES emojis :3 5h ago
...What? You mean all the Eevees?
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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️🩹 4h ago
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u/Vegetable_Moment_466 Shaw, Adino, Git Guuuuuuudd! ~ 2000 unified boiis in my basement 12h ago
Hi :D, that ain’t chicken
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u/ExoticZaps 12h ago
What about guys who are just average, not fat, not skinny, not buff, just right in the middle.
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u/SuperbInteraction622 Kurourushi 12h ago
Roach Man is a big guy he dies alone 😔
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u/Random_weeb99 12h ago
I'm neither chubby neither skinny and I'm a girl. What do I get
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u/Good_Curve_545 12h ago
what if im built like thor?
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u/Financial_Driver779 God loves u, twin ❤️🩹 6h ago
Most of the times I’ve seen a chubby guy in a relationship, his girlfriend is super conventionally attractive.
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u/Jocob99 i can pronounce floccinaucinihilipilification 12h ago
I’m not chubby or buff but can I still die alone? Pls?
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u/a_regular_2010s_guy 12h ago
Nope you get 9 girlfriends 7 boyfriends and 2 nonbinary partners all in a poly relationship with you. /j
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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 12h ago
Watch this blow up
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u/Boii_2000 I am gay, I love men. 11h ago
Wait shit you kinda predicted it
This is probably the fastest I've ever had a post hit 100 upvotes
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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 12h ago
Btw not true we've all seen sssniperwolf and her man.... Let's be real
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u/Whole-Situation-5798 11h ago
Don't worry my chubby brothers, it is possible <3 but be sure to wash yourself and brush your teeth and be kind.
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u/TheRoaringKnight__ I am The Roaring Knight. 7h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/CmiqJRu4q73K9T806x
so i get nothing?
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u/ekwyxx 31m ago
ohh...😭 I’ve already left a comment under a similar post, but I’ll write it again...
actually, I feel more comfortable with chubby guys than with muscular ones (I’ve never liked that... I feel like in danger tbh)... to me, plumpy men are more visually appealing, and besides... they’re at least not obsessed with the gym and working out, which means we’ll be able to spend more time doing something homely and cozy...🙏🏻 If my future bf would be chubby? I’m the happiest person on Earth.
In short...chubby guys, I want to say that you do NOT die lone😭🙏🏻; you’ll definitely find someone who will love both you and your body...🤍 hugs to all!
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u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_ I ♥️ Automod 12h ago
aw i'm chubby 💔