r/eastboundanddown • u/UncutYEMs • Sep 08 '26

He gets a dance?

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Whatever the fuck that stuff is, I don’t know him

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u/FitContribution8627 Sep 08 '26

Who the f*ck is Phillip?

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u/Abagofcheese Sep 08 '26

It wasn't the ecstasy, it was the egg rolls

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u/TheTownJeweler00 Sep 08 '26

How much yall give me if I slam dunk this tray in the trashcan?

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u/geneva_illusions Sep 08 '26

does it and scurries away

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u/j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r Sep 13 '26

Nothing. Nothing.

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u/Pristine_Ad4806 Sep 08 '26

I've never seen that kid at school here

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u/shorts-man Sep 08 '26

Spina bifida

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u/Jealous-Database5927 Sep 08 '26

I’m not going to any depressing shit like that, I’m too sensitive

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u/Annual-Negotiation-5 Sep 12 '26

I say this line IRL people are always like wtf

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u/ZonePriest Sep 08 '26

He’s too sensitive to go to that shit

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u/Royal_Cascadian Sep 12 '26

Between this show and the MacGruber Christmas series, every single line is joke. I could just read the scripts over and over. Or better yet listen to them on a audiobook...

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u/UncutYEMs 21d ago

Work drugs

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u/UncutYEMs 19d ago

Yeah, who are some of these mother fuckers?