r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 5h ago

normalize prosecuting pedophiles instead of electing them

1.9k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PrettyRoseey • 3h ago

It's not socialism, it's better accounting.

496 Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Round_Bootie • 9h ago

I will not be silenced

531 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 10h ago

What's the matter Paxton? 🐔?

1.4k Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 6h ago

We're in East Asia, right guys?

5.7k Upvotes

81 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 9h ago

Intimidation, not investigation

221 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 9h ago

Like boss, like appointee

627 Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Mother_Flann • 8h ago

He asked a history question and got a history answer

2.5k Upvotes

149 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SoftDool • 8h ago

Trump: "Ukraine needs a new president." Republican Congressman: "Bet."

226 Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/OpenComet_ • 10h ago

It was never about the oil

4.0k Upvotes

92 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/cranberry-sandberry • 6h ago

Kacey Musgraves will always clap back, and I love that about her

306 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 11h ago

Funny how the rules change depending on who's investigated.

12.1k Upvotes

118 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TripleChocolate123 • 13h ago

Sometimes, I wonder if they hear themselves

9.8k Upvotes

105 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BaldHourGlass667 • 15h ago

Who needs the Doctor's Advice anyways?

8.9k Upvotes

373 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 13h ago

Talarico claps back.

2.7k Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Prudent_Design_9782 • 20h ago

One hits the mark

4.6k Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 17h ago

Shes down bad.

2.0k Upvotes

86 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Playing with public opinion

11.0k Upvotes

288 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 5h ago

We’re going to need a status update…

129 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 21h ago

Sick Days Aren’t a Political Scandal, Apparently

1.4k Upvotes

59 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 17h ago

white Christian institutions have become the primary engine behind the country’s autocratic slide

530 Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 22h ago

And the fact that Trump keeps touting Columbus Day as "a great American" holiday is the irony of all ironies.

1.2k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

A bridge too far...

12.7k Upvotes

213 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 8h ago

On Underachieving.

63 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

Apparently ignorance does not equal bliss.

6.0k Upvotes

210 comments

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