r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13d ago
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot.
Now I cranberry walk.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13d ago
Now I cranberry walk.
r/cleanjokes • u/rixk0goro • 13d ago
...but they stopped soon, when they realised it can go sideways really fast!
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 13d ago
"Where's my tractor?"
r/cleanjokes • u/sulldanivan • 14d ago
Can you be more Pacific?
r/cleanjokes • u/star_blazar • 14d ago
As I walked past him I told him, "it takes mussels to do that."
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 14d ago
I have a bumper crop this year.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 14d ago
…the errorists win!
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 15d ago
She texts me on her eye phone.
r/cleanjokes • u/tatermasher1 • 16d ago
It’s the same as regular tennis without the racket.
r/cleanjokes • u/tatermasher1 • 16d ago
Ba-roc-ca-li
r/cleanjokes • u/tatermasher1 • 16d ago
A Horse
r/cleanjokes • u/rabindranatagor • 16d ago
Rocks Sand
r/cleanjokes • u/lifegiveswatermelons • 16d ago
Because it had too many crust issues
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 16d ago
Some are saffron from season all depression.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 17d ago
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
r/cleanjokes • u/Jmandeluxe • 17d ago
With tae-kwan dough!!!
But for real though, how do you make for real bread?
With for real dough.
r/cleanjokes • u/Coralthesequel • 18d ago
Gets jalapeno business
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 18d ago
I’m canceling my sub scription.
r/cleanjokes • u/semi-nerd61 • 19d ago
The Big Box Store.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 19d ago
Bugs Bunny.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 19d ago
According to polled pork.
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 20d ago
He was driving a Big Mack.
r/cleanjokes • u/sproutarian • 20d ago
He was sitting in the bleachers
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 20d ago
I left my frozen pizza in the oven too long
r/cleanjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 21d ago
Collie flour.