r/cleanjokes • u/More-Ambassador2114 • 1d ago
Hope you like my Educational Space Jokes 🌖🧑🏻🚀👍🏻
What is the difference between my jokes and the moonlander?
||My jokes never land.||
What did Neil Armstrong say before he exited the lunar lander?
||Haha, I farted.||
Why did "Buzz" Aldrin not care?
||They were wearing space suits.||
Why didnt Michael Collins find any of it amusing?
||He was in a dark place.||
Why did that last joke not land?
||Cause nobody knows Michael Collins didnt either.||
Collins went all the way to the moon just to spin around it as the other two were having a blast.
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u/oldtruckerguy 1d ago
An interview with him a few years back and he said yes it was sad he didn't go to the Moon but he was the only one with a guaranteed ride back to Earth.
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u/vyanant 1d ago
Thats so bad it was good
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u/More-Ambassador2114 1d ago
And hopefully you will remember Collins, the poor sap left behind in the Orbiter 😭
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u/Henri_Dupont 1d ago
The three Apollo astronauts were treated to a tickertape parade and a huge dinner party when they returned from walking on the moon. Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong got up to make speeches. After the applause, they asked them where Michael Collins was?
"Oh, Mike? Yeah he's still driving round and round the block trying to find a parking place."