r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 Joker • 3d ago

What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?

Spooktacles!

81 Upvotes

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u/CompetitionPuzzled30 1d ago

This is a zombie joke. No matter what you do, it keeps coming back to squint at you

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u/EmperorNachoLibre 2d ago

This joke is going to haunt me

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u/grybyx 2d ago edited 2d ago

First, they get their eyes checked at a hauntometrist.

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u/DuffMiver8 3d ago

Boofocals

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u/PSTEYN 3d ago

Ghoulggles

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u/SirJorts 3d ago

What do ghosts grab when they are done reading for the night?

A booookmark.

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u/ImTallButNotTooTall 3d ago

Spectercles.