If the human is seated at the desk, it is clearly only so that April may have a perch to rest on. If I don't lean back enough I get the pokey claw to the chin. Even as I post this later she has come back to take her spot again, but at least my fingers are free this time to send my plea.

Just a few times during a month

If I'm on the couch, I'm fair game!

I don’t think I’ll have to worry about being cold this winter 🥰🤣

I am doomed.