r/battletech • How do you do, fellow mercenaries? • Aug 20 '26

Meme Jaime Wolf, colonel of a small independent mercenary company, to the rest of the IS - ca. 3004

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u/TheRealLeakycheese Aug 20 '26

"Maybe if I hide at the back and stay quiet, no one will notice me..."

....

INNER SPHERE SCREAMING ! !

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u/solon_isonomia McEvedy was right Aug 20 '26

Oh, I will always love this silly mech.

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

Damnit, knew I forgot something.

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u/ragingolive Escorpión Imperio: Bury My Heart at Tomalov Aug 20 '26

wait… did WD field these things before the invasion?!

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u/WestRider3025 Canopian Queerasser Aug 20 '26

One of them. Gordon Zed insisted on bringing his along, even with the ridiculous amount of downgrading it required. 

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u/ragingolive Escorpión Imperio: Bury My Heart at Tomalov Aug 20 '26

It’s so surprising to me, not that they could justify it, but that the Clan council even allowed them to bring some clan tech into the sphere. Is that the only instance of it? Or did anyone try to sneak a mad cat in too just in case?

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u/MithrilCoyote Aug 20 '26

No clantech was used. It was heavily rebuilt into an introtech only mech, small laser, 2 AC10's, twin PPC's, and a 2/3/2 movement profile iirc.

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u/WestRider3025 Canopian Queerasser Aug 20 '26

I know that it's actually due to real world factors with how the setting was developed, but it is kinda amusing to me that the Dragoons managed to nail exactly the right level to downgrade all their tech to, while being at "How do you do, fellow kids" levels of failing to fit in in so many other regards. 

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u/MithrilCoyote Aug 21 '26

They actually didn't.. at first. See they'd initially downgraded to the level the inner sphere had been when the star league fell. Even had a few warships, because in the 2780's everyone still had whole fleets of them, many the same classes as used by the sldf.

As they worked their way around the side of the inner sphere via deep periphery towards the outworlds region (as the plan was to basically go all the way around and come in on the davion side to keep people from connecting them to the sldf exodus route) they'd been sending spies into the inner sphere to get updated intel.. and found they had to downgrade even further to match. So they stripped all the fancy armor, engines, guns, etc out, rebuilding everything they could. Then stuffed all that star league hardware into the holds of the warships and some spare dropships, and turned them into a sort of orbital brian cache in the oort cloud of a star. (After the clan invasion the dragoons would send an expedition to recover all that stuff, since they no longer had to hide. It forms part of the story from the "Wolf Pack" novel)

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u/WestRider3025 Canopian Queerasser Aug 21 '26

But they still didn't figure out even during the extra time they took them that the IS didn't have Imps or Annihilators or Fireflys or Hoplites or any of the rest of the funky Mechs they brought. I would think that would be easier to figure out than whether or not CASE or Endo Steel were still in use anywhere. 

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u/Kilahti Aug 21 '26

It is important to note that what the IS had was really weird. Some 'Mechs are "practically extinct" but there still are some hanging around here and there. Like there are a few Mackies still kicking around in early 3000s!

Also, as much as it is a meme, people WERE discovering SLDF era warehouses and bunkers with Lostech. So it was plausible that these guys had simply stumbled onto a couple such stockpiles and decided to make a merc unit.

Heck, Snord's gang of cleptomaniacs repeatedly "accidentally luckily" found a bunch of SLDF stockpiles to arm their unit with. (Yes, I know why he was that lucky) so this all managed to add plausibility to the Dragoons.

(I do love the fanmade 3028 tech book that takes every opportunity that they can to ponder out loud how the heck do these Dragoons keep finding these rare 'Mechs.)

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u/blade_m Aug 21 '26

I mean, what are they going to do? They'd already left, so going back and getting different mechs was not an option...

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u/ragingolive Escorpión Imperio: Bury My Heart at Tomalov Aug 21 '26

I know the behemoth isn’t an omnimech, but wouldn’t post-exodus development still count it as “clantech”?

Or does the fact that the chassis has a design- origin from Amaris make it still an IS design?

Also that’s super cool that they tore it down that hard from a game design standpoint lol

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u/NutsackEuphoria Aug 21 '26

Outside of clan weapons, I think the stone rhino doesn't have any clan internals.

It only has the DHS engine, no external clan DHS so they probably used IS DHS on it.

So in the end, it's just a weird looking battlemech with a DHS engine and introtech and lostech weapons. None of the superior clan XL, Ferro, Endo.

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u/DrzewnyPrzyjaciel Nicholas Kerensky did everything wrong Aug 20 '26

What mech is it?

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u/Note_Ansylvan Aug 20 '26

The Stone Rhino.

But that one in particular is called Behemoth I think.

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u/Ham_The_Spam Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

isn't Behemoth just the Inner Sphere nickname for the whole mech model line, like Mad Cat for the Timber Wolf?

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u/Note_Ansylvan Aug 21 '26

It is, but the custom inner sphere retrofit from the Wolf's Dragoons, BHN-6H, is also specifically named Behemoth.

Might actually be that specific mech is where the codename came from.

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u/Vrakzi Average Medium Mech Enjoyer Aug 21 '26

IIRC "Behemoth" was what the Kuritans designated it after bringing it down on Misery

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets Aug 20 '26

Stone Rhino. jaime snuck one in as a joke.

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u/MithrilCoyote Aug 20 '26

Not as a joke. Because it's trueborn pilot insisted. (And the dude was from a big-name bloodhouse)

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u/Plastic_Insect3222 Clan Wolverine Aug 20 '26

Gordon Zed, of the Zalman Bloodname.

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u/MithrilCoyote Aug 21 '26

Zalman's are big names in clan steel viper, since it's the bloodname from their founder, lots of their Khans were Zalman's. Given the vipers were a pivotal vote in the clan council to get the Dragoons Compromise they had to be placated.. especially since their support was fairly tenative. Their khans at the time saw the wisdom of gaining information and being prepared but most of their warriors were crusaders who looked forward to invading.

So humoring one of the few trueborns to go along, and one that had major political ties would have been important. Sorta like how Natasha Kerensky had that highly customized Marauder originally.

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u/Plastic_Insect3222 Clan Wolverine Aug 21 '26

I always wondered what motivated some Trueborns, including a bloodnamed Kerensky, to go with a bunch of freeborns to the Inner Sphere to pose as mercenaries.

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets Aug 21 '26

She was an item with Jaime's brother, so she was already a bit Clan rebel who could back it up, but also a Warden and the Kerensky line in particular seemed liberal with their knowledge and heritage, I'm guessing they shared the unedited Journals with their line and not just ilKhans from their line.

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u/HephaistosFnord Aug 20 '26

Given that they were allowed some Star League tech, and the original "Behemoth" was retconned into a Stone Rhino, I will never forgive Catalyst for not making it a 2/3/0 with four Star League era LB10Xs and six medium lasers.

(Yes, I know theres a version with four LB5Xs but thats not the same)

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u/Xyx0rz Aug 21 '26

Isn't that the best mech of its time?

Not counting LAMs.

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u/My_hilarious_name Aug 20 '26

Mark my words- there’s something strange about that enormous elite mercenary unit that appeared out of nowhere with mechs that haven’t been seen on the battlefield in centuries and a warrior named Kerensky.

I just can’t put my finger on it.

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u/laxrulz777 Aug 20 '26

That's the one thing I don't understand in-universe.

Everyone knows Kerensky left with the SLDF, right? That's like Washington crossing the Potomac level of common knowledge afaik.

And then a huge, well equipped mech group shows up with Natasha Kerensky as one of their leaders. They have mechs people haven't seen in a long time.

Were there people who visited the truth and they were dismisses as conspiracy theorists? Did nobody add 2+2 to get 4? Very odd.

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u/ldunord Aug 20 '26

TBF ComStar tried multiple times to cause enough damage to WD so they could follow them back to their “secret supply base”.

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

I imagine Wolfnet and ROM waged a secret war that were cataclysmic as far as secret wars go.

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u/Hpidy Aug 20 '26

The 7th commando was stacking bodies like corded fire wood. The dragoon intelligence assests would identify what was snopping around the 7th showed up and kindly asked the offending party to leave and would come home.

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u/Piper_the_Tree-Robot Wolf's Dragoons Aug 20 '26

That would have been hilarious. The jump ship arrives in system to get a nice warm hello from an extinct capital ship.

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u/zpierson79 Aug 20 '26

Comstar had capital warships.

They kept them quiet, and apparently only stopped building more due to the risk of discovery. (They had around 30.)

They might actually send one on a trip to grab a “secret Star League cache” that Wolf’s Dragoons was suspected of finding.

Which would be doubly hilarious…

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

Dragoons also had capital WarShips.

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u/zpierson79 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Yes, that’s the point.

Comstar turns up with their secret capital warships & runs into the Dragoon’s secret capital warships.

Hilarity ensues…

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u/benkaes1234 Aug 21 '26

Worst part is, if ComStar wins everyone in that system is getting glassed. They cannot let rumors of WarShips still being around get out, and they will scour a system of life to make sure of it...

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u/Piper_the_Tree-Robot Wolf's Dragoons Aug 21 '26

Would ComStar be able to win that fight? I assume that the Clan warships are significantly more advanced than Star League warships.

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u/benkaes1234 Aug 21 '26

The Clans don't really do WarShip combat on principle (orbital bombardment is Dezgra), so they probably just kept what they had from the Exodus Fleet in relatively good condition, most likely only laying a new hull when the old ones were rendered unfit for service. Plus, the Wolf's Dragoons are on a Recon mission, so they probably sent the smallest, fastest ships available so they could get out of dodge rather than stand and fight.

That said, it's still even money one way or the other IMO. There are too many factors that could alter the outcome for me to feel certain saying who would win that exchange. Both sides would be fairly green (having not faced serious ship-to-ship combat in hundreds of years), and the scale of Void Navy combat makes it incredibly unpredictable at the best of times.

The main deciding factors would be if ComStar sent enough for a knock-down drag-out brawl, and whether the Wolf's Dragoons get the drop on them or not.

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u/RadicalRealist22 Aug 20 '26

Yes, but their agents would not follow the Dragoons in a warship.

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u/OmeggyBoo Aug 20 '26

There were a lot of people who thought that her name was an affectation, amongst other things. Or that she was a completely unrelated Kerensky, and used it to generate attention.

The biggest thing fueling the doubters was almost certainly that, of all the ways they could imagine re-establishing contact between the IS and the Exodus Fleet, a merc group emerging from the periphery a LONG way from the fleet’s last known point of departure wasn’t high on that list.

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u/Double-Ad-7483 Aug 20 '26

Or that she was a completely unrelated Kerensky, and used it to generate attention.

I remember when the Clans were introduced, this was a common explanation. That "Kerensky" wasn't an uncommon name.

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u/FreedomCanadian Aug 20 '26

It's the explanation given when you meet her in the Battletech video game, which I only remember because I played that part last week.

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u/Gustav55 Aug 20 '26

i mean even if it was uncommon before there would be more of them after as its not hard to believe that people would change their name to that.

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u/Double-Ad-7483 Aug 20 '26

I think that was pretty much the explanation.

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u/VelphiDrow Steiner Scout Aug 21 '26

Yup, its just a somewhat uncommon Russian last name

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u/Arquinsiel MechWarrior (questionable) Aug 20 '26

There were a lot of people who thought that her name was an affectation, amongst other things. Or that she was a completely unrelated Kerensky, and used it to generate attention.

She also suspiciously didn't age much for the decades she was in the Inner Sphere so people also thought it was a Dread Pirate Roberts thing, that she was just a marketing gimmick who didn't actually exist, and various other silly ideas in sidebars explaining away the name.

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets Aug 20 '26

She was always presented as a something else is going on hookline for the Dragoons. The IS agreed on interpretation was the Dragoons found an intact Brian Castle and mothballed fleet and managed to keep it secret. So the Houses were looking for that source and not Exodus Road.

Having the star Mechwarrior call herself Kerensky was just branding.

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u/ragingolive Escorpión Imperio: Bury My Heart at Tomalov Aug 20 '26

so basically they thought they were just an SLDF-themed merc company?

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets Aug 20 '26

Pretty much. Pristine ancient gear, a fleet, a portable space station factory? They had found a treasure trove with all the SLDF markings. And since outside of the Black Widows the pilots were good but not unnatural it helped obscure things. Also having Cranston and later Rhonda run smoke for the Dragoons helped. Since that got them all the secrets they knew were on Outreach.

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u/Arquinsiel MechWarrior (questionable) Aug 20 '26

The funny thing is, the Black Widows were elite just because they used the optional rules for varying skills. Natasha was a mighty 3/4 pilot in 3025.

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u/vigil_mundi Emotional Support Gauss Rifle Aug 21 '26

I mean, the Inner Sphere already had the Eridani Light Horse, whose entire brand identity was SLDF cosplay.

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u/Kilahti Aug 21 '26

And Blue Star Irregulars.

Northwind Highlanders.

...Actually, a lot of the BIG mercenary units were born from SLDF units that went merc after the League collapsed.

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u/Vrakzi Average Medium Mech Enjoyer Aug 21 '26

Well, in the case of the ELH it wasn't Cosplay; they actually were a former SLDF unit

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u/VodkaBeatsCube An SRM Team Behind Every Blade of Grass Aug 20 '26

I mean, it's a pretty important name, but that also means that some people will embrace that importance. After all, we all understand that Denzel Washington isn't related to George.

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u/laxrulz777 Aug 20 '26

If Denzel showed up with 1750s muskets that had mysteriously disappeared back then, you might ask some questions though

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u/VodkaBeatsCube An SRM Team Behind Every Blade of Grass Aug 20 '26

Maybe, unless people have been finding stashes of those muskets scattered across the country for the past 250 years.

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u/Gustav55 Aug 20 '26

love to find me a stash of muskets, all kept in pristine condition that they can just be pulled out and used with minimal work.

Get my friends and neighbors all kitted out just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/ZantaraLost Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

In universe most of the Great Houses had their suspicions.

But realistically they all tried their damnest not to question the gift horse too much when it was on their side because from the Dragoons arrival to the clan invasion there really wasn't peace.

Constant war can handwave quite a bit.

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u/solon_isonomia McEvedy was right Aug 20 '26

Look, in their defense... people are generally pretty stupid.

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u/Taira_Mai Green Turkey Fan Aug 20 '26

A lot of smart people thought that they were just mercs who found an old SLDF base. Until 'Mechs like the Imp and Annihilator showed up. And they had a space station.

It was when they would get badly hurt and then return with fresh troops and 'Mechs either not seen for decades or brand new that everyone got suspicious.

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u/Double-Ad-7483 Aug 20 '26

I could be wrong on this but I believe in the original rulebook that it did allude to there being suspicion that there was something "odd" about them.

I do know it also alluded to there being weird reports in that stretch of the periphery. While I'm sure FASA didn't know exactly what they'd wind up doing with it, it's what turned into the clans.I do know it also alluded to there being weird reports in that stretch of the periphery. While I'm sure FASA didn't know exactly what they'd wind up doing with it, it's what turned into the clans.

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u/Arquinsiel MechWarrior (questionable) Aug 20 '26

could be wrong on this but I believe in the original rulebook that it did allude to there being suspicion that there was something "odd" about them.

One of the theories in the original rules is flat out that they're the SLDF returned.

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u/CWinter85 Clan Ghost Bear Aug 21 '26

There's a blurb on the Hoplite, I think, about a CCAF intelligence officer questioning their story. They did metallurgical analysis and the "really old mech" they had was built in the last few years. He was told to not worry about it because they were coming to Capellann employment soon.

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u/Plastic_Insect3222 Clan Wolverine Aug 20 '26

And don't forget the jump capable space station and their ability to manufacture their own 'Mechs.

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u/My_hilarious_name Aug 20 '26

You’re right. It’s probably nothing.

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u/Plastic_Insect3222 Clan Wolverine Aug 20 '26

At least they left the WarShips parked outside the Inner Sphere...

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u/My_hilarious_name Aug 20 '26

Well they wouldn’t want to do anything suspicious.

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u/N7Vindicare Aug 21 '26

"Heh, we're so stealthy." The Wolf Dragoon said piloting a mech type literally no one else in the Inner Sphere has.

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u/NutsackEuphoria Aug 21 '26

Sumire said it best in HBS Battletech though.

Someone named Kerensky doesn't automatically mean they're related to the the exodus Kerensky.

Much like how someone named Nguyen or Smith automatically knows or is related to some other Nguyen or Smith.

Something like that

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u/Sir_Daxus Only Loyal to Great House C-Bill Aug 20 '26

The annihilator may be obsolete but it can still kick your ass!

...

In 7 years when it finally gets there.

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u/bloodandsunshine Aug 20 '26

playing "dont make me come over there and love you" on the loudspeakers

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u/Sir_Daxus Only Loyal to Great House C-Bill Aug 20 '26

More like broadcasting on open radio channels cause by the time the enemy is in loudspeaker range they are also in weapon range (and probably dead of old age)

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u/UnluckyLyran Aug 20 '26

That or "Four Urbies in a Trenchcoat".

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u/insane_contin Aug 21 '26

It might need a longer soundtrack.

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u/AgainstTheTides MechWarrior (editable) Aug 20 '26

If you wait long enough, you can eliminate all that pesky walking and just throw gauss slugs at them instead.

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u/someperson1423 Aug 21 '26

"What do you mean it is obsolete? It walked here straight from the factory!"

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u/BanzEye1 Aug 26 '26

And when it doesn’t immediately overheat from the alpha strike.

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u/ReneG8 Aug 20 '26

I made the gauszilla in mw5

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u/Werwolf12 Aug 21 '26

I named mine "Delete" painted flames on it and added as many PPC-X's as possible. Goodbye, random locust, there isn't even scrap left, just a smoking hole!

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets Aug 20 '26

Shit, A Wolf's Dragoon series with Urban as Jaime Wolf would work.

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u/althanan BattleTech for all Aug 20 '26

I would watch that.

Then again I would watch just about anything Urban does. Even with bad material, he's really good.

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

Oi! You’re a facking cunt Takashi!

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u/Loganp812 Aug 20 '26

I’m still upset that Dredd never got a sequel.

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u/dragonace11 Aug 21 '26

I was lucky that I got to see Dredd in theatres as a kid because in 3d it was insane.

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u/Plastic_Insect3222 Clan Wolverine Aug 20 '26

McClane fighting Bones in R.E.D. was one of the best fight scenes ever.

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u/Kettereaux Aug 20 '26

Fair, but Karl Urban could play anyone in Battletech and I'd watch.

Malvina Hazen?

DID I STUTTER?

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u/Such-Ad2433 Aug 20 '26

Karl Urban as... An urbanmech

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u/ragnarocknroll Taurian Welcome Commitee. We have nukes, um, presents. Aug 20 '26

I could see it. He managed Dredd no problem. Urbanmechs are just Dredd without being cool, or useful, or clever, or…

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u/Targaer Aug 21 '26

I'd watch a tokusatsu show with a rubber Urbie suit In-universe it would be a kid's show. Maybe Combine

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u/ComebackShane Aug 21 '26

Karl Urbanmech!

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u/cavalier78 Aug 20 '26

That’sh not Karl Urbansh, Highlander.

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u/HyenaDirect3626 Aug 20 '26

I assume you mean Jaime should be depicted by an urban mech in a cooling trench coat

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u/Firm_Illustrator5688 Aug 20 '26

He said small independent mercenary company when they burst onto the scene with 5 full mech regiments and full supporting arms, and dropships right when all of those things were at a critical shortage... 😀

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

And a fucking mobile space station…

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u/rafale1981 Resting Bitch Face of Cordera Perez Aug 20 '26

Crazy, the stuff that falls of the back of trucks sometimes, eh?

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u/Valin-Tenebrous Aug 20 '26

"Where did get the Los-tech!?"

"...... We found them...."

"Found them? In the Inner Sphere? We're barely literate!"

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u/Ghostdog_99 MechWarrior Aug 20 '26

It fell from a Dropship Dropship. Like this

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u/Valin-Tenebrous Aug 20 '26

Are you suggesting that Dropships migrate?!

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u/Gyufygy Aug 20 '26

Are you suggesting they don't?!

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u/Valin-Tenebrous Aug 20 '26

Which do you mean, Davion or Canopian?

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u/insane_contin Aug 21 '26

What? I don't knooooooooooooooooo

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u/Cynis_Ganan Aug 20 '26

You found them? In this region of space? At this point in the timeline? Located entirely within your periphery mercenary company?

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u/Valin-Tenebrous Aug 20 '26

Jumpsuits ferry mechs and equipment from planet to planet. Yet they are not native to this system.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uZropXpErKqHK

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u/Cynis_Ganan Aug 20 '26

They grip the DropShip by the umbilical.

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u/der_innkeeper Verdant Cocks Aug 20 '26

"Whatcha got there?"

"A smoothie."

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u/AlanithSBR Aug 20 '26

So kind of a niche lore question, but were massive mercenary units more common during the star league? I recall a few mentions of mercs working for Amaris but otherwise not a whole lot, though I’m.sure the trade still exists. If nothing else it provides a good avenue for the great houses to creatively bypass limitations on their armed forces and a means for deniable raids and the like. But was the average mercenary unit running around at brigade or divisional strength? Because iirc, 3SW onwards, the average mercenary unit doesn’t tend to get beyond maybe a reinforced company in size. Many of the notable mercenary units are notable because they are the exceptions that buck the trend. 

Did clan Wolf have reason to expect the dragoons to be easily overlooked at the size of five galaxy analogues, a naval star, and support units? Or were they just wildly out of touch and this was a casualty of their rewriting of history?

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

Wildly out of touch.

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u/MikuEmpowered Aug 22 '26

Kinda.  They pulled data from... Check note pre-exodus condition.

Where entire star league companies became mercenary companies. And just went from there 

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 22 '26

A company is just 12 mechs though. Dragoons rocked up with 1000+.

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u/MikuEmpowered Aug 23 '26

Technically, they were just an "enlarged" mercenary division, with multiple mechs companies as backup mechs.

Again, this wouldn't be that strange just before the exodus with the whole Amaris civil war resulting in massive battle groups.

The reason for all the extra mechs, is because the clanner assumed the combat loss would be intensive, since all the mechs they sent were "obsolete" 200 year old relics.

Its like sending a full battalion of Sherman tanks into Ukraine, everyone would assume it wouldn't be that much of a fight. then the other side turns out were fielding T-34s. so suddenly this museum level of shit mechs is actually on a equal power level.

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u/PDXhasaRedhead Aug 20 '26

Large mercenary units were only formed out of the Star League's wreckage at the start of the 1st Succession War. The Clans were assuming that militaries were still 1st Succession war sized.

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u/ocher_stone Aug 20 '26

There are 9 regiment-sized mercenaries. Lillian Lancers. Big Mac. Twelfth Star Guards were 7 regiments. Wolf said *don't look into our history if you want us to work for you. " And everyone said "aight" . But the force itself was ridiculous. The Dragoons even left more in the Periphery when they showed up and went " shit, look at these clowns... "

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u/Vote_for_Knife_Party Clan Cocaine Bear Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Before they left, merc companies were a thing, and IIRC one of the incidents that made Kerensky commit himself to the Exodus was a SLDF unit resigning en masse and hanging their shingle as guns for hire.

Then, generations later, the Outbound Flight showed up in Clan turf, and when their crew was captured they, among other things, confirmed the Clans started sending intelligence assets back towards the Inner Sphere (mostly landing in the Periphery and relying on secondhand reports of activity deeper in House territory )that indicated that big time mercenary commands wielding enough firepower to be regional kingmakers were a factor. This is a big part of what led to the Dragoon Compromise, figuring they could go there and get live fire evaluations of the Great Houses without blowing their cover before the invasion.

Edit: wire crossed on Intel source.

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u/AlanithSBR Aug 21 '26

The outbound flight incident kicked off the invasion itself, occurring over 50 years after the Dragoon Compromise.

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u/Vote_for_Knife_Party Clan Cocaine Bear Aug 21 '26

Yeah, got that backwards. An edit has been made.

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u/Some_Quality6796 Aug 20 '26

'how do you do, fellow Barbarians?'

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u/Safe_Flamingo_9215 Ejection Seats Are Overrated Aug 20 '26

How do you do, fellow Spheroids?

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u/Leafy0 Aug 20 '26

What’s the one on the bottom left that looks like a mandalorian helmet with legs and 1 arm?

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u/OmeggyBoo Aug 20 '26

Imp. One of the more mind-boggling inclusions, since it was an entirely post-exodus design. But once they established their mech design cred by working with Blackwell, bringing the Imp in as a WD-designed new mech was doable, at a bit of a stretch.

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u/Spartan_Mage Aug 20 '26

A stretch is putting it lightly. The inner Sphere had not made a new mech design in 100 years if I'm correct? So how the fuck would they be able to explain some Mercinary "upstart" somehow having the funds to create a brand new state of the art mech design that the Sucessor states with far more money than them couldn't

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u/YashaSkaven01 Aug 21 '26

Clearly some cryo frozen mechtechs fell off the back of the castle brian truck /j

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

Imp.

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u/LuxTenebraeque Aug 20 '26

2 CERPPCs, an LRM20 and 5 medium pulse lasers. Behind maxxed out armor. Impish!

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u/Monksbane102 Aug 20 '26

I think an Imp.

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u/Striking-Tackle-7293 Aug 20 '26

How the hell they managed to convince anyone about the Imp has to be a complete mystery. They at least had some excuse with the Behemoth.

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u/Old_Ad6111 Aug 21 '26

Marauder II

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 21 '26

Marauder II was a design from 3012. They didn't bring it from Clanspace.

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u/Old_Ad6111 Aug 22 '26

Ah, this is what I mean.

“You can scale up a Marauder. So it wouldn’t be strange if someone had also built a 100-ton UrbanMech, right?”

I mean it as something meant to make that point to the people around them.

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u/Dry_Association_5418 Aug 20 '26

Still waiting on a plastic Falcon and Imp!!

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u/SawedOffLaser This needs more Large Lasers Aug 20 '26

"Behold, my obsolete stuff."

"Wait, there is so much LosTech here."

"What's Los- I mean, yeah sure."

"Where did you get all this???"

"We uhhhh found it. Somewhere. Can't tell you."

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u/dieseljester MechWarrior (editable) Aug 20 '26

“What do you mean no other merc outfit has five regiments?”
-Jamie Wolf, c3000… probably.

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u/HourIndication4963 Aug 20 '26

It really says something how badly the Clanners overestimated the state of things.

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u/The_H509 Aug 20 '26

Remind me of that one fic where his stuffs was indeed obsolete as C* star had pretty much kept its corporate culture and this lead to fun stuff like the DropMech.

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u/PinFlimsy1424 Sep 03 '26

Was that the one where the Inner Sphere went deep into bespoke artisanal custom nonsense? Like the average tech level was still slightly worse than the Star League, but they had developed all that sidegrade tech like blazers and xpulse lasers and stuff on a limited basis for their elites.

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u/The_H509 Sep 03 '26

Ye, "fighting uphill" I think it was called.

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u/Old_Ad6111 Aug 21 '26

“I’m sure it was the Goliath Scorpions who put together this list of vintage ’Mechs.”

“Imp? Wasn’t this ’Mech built after the migration?”

“Neg. Hear me out. (Proceeds to explain ten reasons why a giant-sized UrbanMech absolutely has to exist in the Inner Sphere.)”

“Aff… Aff! All right, I get it! Stop already! I’ll take it.”

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u/Kilahti Aug 21 '26

"Centuries have passed. The Spheroids have probably designed hundreds, nay THOUSANDS of new 'Mechs with vastly more advanced tech than what SLDF had. We have to give the poor Dragoons some new stuff so that they won't get outgunned by local militias."

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u/Havok038 Clan KoalaBear Aug 24 '26

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u/Fallenkezef Liao loyalist Aug 20 '26

Honestly the biggest issue I have with Wolf’s Dragoons is why ComStar didn’t whack ‘em from the start.

ComStar had the archives, would of recognised the late succession wars kit and would of jumped them based on that alone

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

They tried. The Comguard werent really big in 3004.

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u/Fallenkezef Liao loyalist Aug 20 '26

Lauren Hayes would be disappointed

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u/ocher_stone Aug 20 '26

They tried to get operatives into the Dragoons. WolfNet had good Clan drugs and the best counterintelligence operation in the Sphere. 

The best ROM could do was say Snords Irregulars probably had some connections to the Dragoons. 

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u/Fallenkezef Liao loyalist Aug 20 '26

Makes you wonder how Wolfnet was so good but the clan watch where so useless

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u/ocher_stone Aug 20 '26

Counterintelligence versus gathering/operational intelligence. Plus the Crusaders were often trueborn elitiests and put the worst people in those dezgra kind of positions.

Dragoons got Goliath Scorpion irregular training and the best Diamond Shark intel.

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u/VodkaBeatsCube An SRM Team Behind Every Blade of Grass Aug 20 '26

The real answer probably boils down to the Dragoons mostly taking various freebirth weirdos that Kerlin Ward and the Wolf's figured would fit in outside Clan society, and said freebirth weirdos being generally better at thinking on their feet that the trueborn clanners that make up most of the Clan Watch.

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 20 '26

All the braincells left with the dragoons.

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u/Loud_Ask2586 Aug 20 '26

Sounds like they took all the best intelligence officers to form WolfNet. That or WolfNet understands just how much dirty work there is in intelligence operations while the Watch officers for the various Clans still largely buy into their honour bound culture a little too much to really get into skulduggery.

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u/Kilahti Aug 21 '26

It would make sense that WolfNet got the best Watch officers, since this was a recon mission and sending your best intelligence spooks on a mission of gathering intelligence just ...it just seems like a perfect fit.

Also, like others said, it is way easier for WolfNet to spy on new recruits to see if they are sketchy than it is for Clan Watch to spy on the people that they are actively oppressing as invaders. Smaller scale of operations and most of the people in the operating area are NOT hostile to WolfNet when they are doing counter-intelligence.

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u/Glangho Aug 21 '26

Is this the same Comstar that helped facilitate the clan invasion? lol

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u/Listerine-ghost MechWarrior (editable) Aug 21 '26

The black python is obsolete?

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u/K_K_Rokossovsky How do you do, fellow mercenaries? Aug 21 '26

What's the black python?

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u/Listerine-ghost MechWarrior (editable) Aug 23 '26

That's my fault. Looks like I mistook the top right photo for this thing