r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Sep 11 '26
Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD
# RULES:
CAPS LOCK
MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS
LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM
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u/ThePrince_OfWhales Seattle Mariners Sep 11 '26
MARINERS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING
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u/Dr-Acula8472 Los Angeles Dodgers Sep 11 '26
DREW LOCK IS A BETTER QB THAN DRAKE "THE SCHEDULE" MAYE. HAIL GEQBUS MAY HIS CONVALESCENCE BE SHORT AND COMPLETE.
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u/Awkward_Medicine_864 Philadelphia Phillies Sep 11 '26
SCREW THE DODGERS FOR NOT PUTTING OHTANI ON THE IL SOONER WHEN IT WAS CLEAR HE WAS SWINGING A WET NOODLE
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u/kirbykickedmydog Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
THEY MAKE LITTLE BLUE PILLS TO HELP WITH NOT SWINGING A WET NOODLE
SOMEONE TELL SHOHEI
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u/streetlightintherain Cleveland Guardians Sep 11 '26
CANT BELIEVE THE WHITE SOX GOT SWEPT BY THE PIRATES WHEN THEY HAD A CHANCE TO PUT THE DIVISION TO REST. EVEN GOD CAN'T MAKE THE WHITE SOX GOOD ENOUGH
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u/Glum_Yogurtcloset481 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES ARE A TEAM FILLED WITH HATE AND ONLY TRY TO WIN WHEN IT MATTERS TO OTHER TEAM
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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
THE CITY ALSO DEMONICALLY SUMMONS THE RAINS EVERY TIME THE BREWERS PLAY THERE. GET A ROOF, MORANS!
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u/psuinpgh21 Pittsburgh Pirates Sep 11 '26
ONLY RAINS WHEN BASEBALL IS SCHEDULED. BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY
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u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
I HOPE PITTSBURGH CAN DO US A FAVOR NEXT WEEK AGAINST U GUYS HAHA OOPS
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u/SoberDrainoDrinker69 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
THEY PROBABLY WILL BECAUSE THE PIRATES ARE ALL HATE FILLED MONSTERS THAT ONLY WIN WHEN IT DOESNT MATTER.
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u/TimAllensMatingCall Pittsburgh Pirates Sep 11 '26
THE SERIES RIGHT BEFORE THE ALL STAR BREAK DIDNT MATTER?
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u/SoberDrainoDrinker69 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
WE ALL KNOW THE PIRATES HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION SINCE MARCH 26TH.
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u/TimAllensMatingCall Pittsburgh Pirates Sep 11 '26
WE ALL KNOW THE BREWERS ARE ELIMINATED THE SECOND OCTOBER STARTS.
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u/vinyljello Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO YOU SAY, THE CUBS MIGHT STINK TODAY :'(
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u/HatsCatsAndHam Milwaukee Brewers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
ANOTHER FWAR FOR PCA AS THE PIRATES COMPLETE THE COMEBACK AFTER TRAILING BY 5 RUNS ENTERING THE 8TH
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u/Legatron4 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
THEY ALMOST DEFINITELY WILL
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u/vinyljello Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
SHIT
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u/Legatron4 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
MAYBE NOT
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u/vinyljello Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
NEVER IN DOUBT
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u/Legatron4 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 12 '26
HAHA ONLY 12 RUNS, THEY DO SUCK
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-8684 Philadelphia Phillies • Seattle Mariners Sep 11 '26
IMAGINE LOSING A SERIES TO THE 2026 MARINERS
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u/RoadSodaDodgeRam Houston Astros Sep 11 '26 edited Sep 11 '26
SEEING THE RAGS LOOSE TO THE MARINERS AND REMEMBERING WHERE WE STAND WITH TWO PIVOTAL GAMES COMING UP.
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u/ZestySteep Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
I HOPE THOSE DUMB BIRDS LOSE TODAY AND THE COOL BIRDS WIN
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u/SoberDrainoDrinker69 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
BOO RED BIRDS
SLIGHTLY SMALLER BOO TO ORANGE BIRDS (ORIOLES BABY WHAT IS YOU DOIN?)
FIRM HANDSHAKE TO BLUE BIRDS IN HONOR OF THE IGNITOR PAUL MOLITOR
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u/RespecDawn Toronto Blue Jays • Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
BREWJAYS FOREVER
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u/SoberDrainoDrinker69 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/iHgznkhwC6XYs
THIS IS US12
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u/ZestySteep Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Zl7u48zLVFgLpRwq6f
ME TO YOU RIGHT NOW8
u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
"DUMB BIRDS".....WOULD THAT BE THE CARDS? 😏
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u/ZestySteep Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
I CANNOT CONFIRM NOR DENY THESE ALLEGATIONS
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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
SOMETIMES SILENCE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS.....😏
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u/GroovinChip Baltimore Orioles Sep 11 '26
AMBIGUOUS ASS COMMENT, I SEE YOU HEDGING. YOU KNOW WHO THE BETTER BIRDS ARE (IT’S THE JAYS)
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u/ZestySteep Toronto Blue Jays Sep 12 '26
I WISH IT WAS BUT APPARENTLY NOT. THEY ARE THE COOL BIRDS THOUGH
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u/GroovinChip Baltimore Orioles Sep 12 '26
TO BE FAIR I’VE LIVED IN BALTIMORE FOR 25 YEARS AND I’VE NEVER SEEN AN ORIOLE BIRD, BUT I’VE SEEN TONS OF BLUE JAYS
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u/ZestySteep Toronto Blue Jays Sep 12 '26
I LIVE IN CANADA (SHOCKING) AND HAVE NEVET SEEN AN ORIOLE EITHER BUT MAN WE ARE INUNDATED WITH BLUE JAYS AND IVE ALWAYS LOVED EM
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u/AMHenderson72 New York Yankees Sep 11 '26
THE COLORADO ROCKIES ARE SO BAD THEY MADE ANTHONY VOLPE LOOK LIKE BARRY BONDS (HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE BARRY BONDS)
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u/TheDangiestSlad New York Yankees • Hartford Yard Goats Sep 11 '26
WHAT IF THE ROCKIES ARE SO GOOD THAT THEY HELD ANTHONY "BARRY BONDS" VOLPE TO JUST ONE GRAND SLAM
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u/CabassoG New York Yankees Sep 11 '26
I AM UNSURE WHAT THEY MEANT BY VOLPE BEING CALLED UP FROM TRIPLE-A AS THEY FACED THE ROCKIES.
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u/CieraVotedOutHerMom Seattle Mariners Sep 11 '26 edited Sep 11 '26
DID YOU LOSE PURELY DUE TO TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS OR IS SF THE BETTER TEAM?
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u/Temporary-Ad9615 San Francisco Giants Sep 11 '26 edited Sep 11 '26
I RESPECT THE FACT YOU’RE A RAMS/DODGER FAN. THE NINER/DODGER FANS ARE A CONFUSED PEOPLE
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u/Willow_Winnifred Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles Quee… Sep 11 '26
I GREW UP IN LA WITHOUT A FOOTBALL TEAM OKAY, THEN MOVED TO SF AND SUDDENLY HAD A TEAM TO ROOT FOR
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u/Jux_ Los Angeles Dodgers • Jackie Robinson Sep 11 '26
TRANS PACIFIC FLIGHT 24 HOURS BEFORE GAME TIME WHAT COULD GO WRONG
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u/RespecDawn Toronto Blue Jays • Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26 edited Sep 11 '26
WHAT THE F@$%, CHICAGO?? WE GIVE YOU OUR FAVORITE SON, AND NOW HE'S NOT DOING GREAT. ARE YOU FEEDING HIM PROPERLY? HUGGING HIM? TUCKING HIM INTO BED AT NIGHT??
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u/West-Tea-8592 Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
AT LEAST HE STILL HAS AN ARM, WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST
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u/RespecDawn Toronto Blue Jays • Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
AT LEAST HE STILL HAS AN ARM???? ARE YOU CUTTING OFF ARMS IN CHICAGO?? OH MY GOD!!!
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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
HE WAS NAILS AGAINST US THAT ONE TIME, BUT THEN THERE WAS THAT OTHER TIME...
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u/serpentear Seattle Mariners Sep 11 '26
IF YOU THINK WE’RE BAD NOW JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY MOVE US IN REALIGNMENT AND WE HAVE TO PLAY THE DODGERS 9-12 TIMES A YEAR!
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u/pmorter3 Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
I HATE BASEBALL (jk ily)
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u/purl2together Philadelphia Phillies Sep 11 '26
I HAVE SAID THIS checks record AT LEAST 65 TIMES THIS SEASON (feels like more, tbh). USUALLY WITH SOME EXTRA ADVERBS ADDED FOR EMPHASIS.
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u/starmiesan Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOOD AT BASEBALL. AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?
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u/MstrNixx Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
THE A’S ARE OFFICIALLY OUT OF PLAYOFF CONTENTION AFTER PUTTING BELT TO ASS TO MY JAYS AND MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE AN AAA TEAM
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u/LeeCarvallo Athletics Sep 11 '26
THEIR CLEANUP HITTER IS 5'7" AND DOESNT KNOW WHICH HAND HE THROWS WITH
THE A'S ARE SO GOOD AT BEING A AAA TEAM YOU HAD NO CHANCE
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u/Irate_Ibis Houston Astros • Houston Colt 45s Sep 11 '26
IMAGINE BEING THE RAGS AND M’S AND LETTING THIS MEDIOCRE ASS ASTROS TEAM LEAD THE DIVISION
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u/JinFuu Houston Astros Sep 11 '26
I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW HAPPY EVERYONE WAS TO GET THE DISASTROS IN THE DIVISION IN 2013!
NOW WE HAVE MORE DIVISION TITLES (7) THAN YEARS WE DIDN'T GET IT (6)
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u/SoberDrainoDrinker69 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
I REMEMBER WHEN THE TRASHSTROS WERE BOTTOM DWELLERS IN THE NL CENTRAL AND IF IT WERE UP TO ME YOUD STILL BE THERE
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u/JinFuu Houston Astros Sep 11 '26
THE HOUSTON ASTROS AND MILWAULKEE BREWERS SHARED THE NL CENTRAL FROM 1998 TO 2012
IN THAT TIME
98-12 RECORD NL PENNANTS DIVISION TITLES PLAYOFFS SEASONS ABOVE .500 ASTROS 1218-1211-1 1 3 5 9 BREWERS 1145-1283-1 0 1 2 4 2
u/SoberDrainoDrinker69 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT THEY WERE TURBO ASS TOWARDS THE END AND HAD TO GO PLAY IN THE TURBO ASS AL WEST AND THEN CHEAT TO WIN ANYTHING.
AT LEAST WE’RE TURBO ASS WITH HONOR.
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u/Irate_Ibis Houston Astros • Houston Colt 45s Sep 11 '26
BECAUSE OF BITCH ASS BUD SELIG CODDLING YOU DRUNK SHIT FUCKS
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u/ziegen76 Atlanta Braves Sep 11 '26
PHILADELPHIA’S BEST CHEESESTEAK COMES FROM ARBYS
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u/purl2together Philadelphia Phillies Sep 11 '26
THAT’S OFFENSIVE. BUT IT’S STILL LESS OFFENSIVE THAN THE STUPID CHOP.
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u/all4whatnot Philadelphia Phillies Sep 11 '26
WHAT CHEESE IS ARBY'S USING THESE DAYS HONEST QUESTION????
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u/SoberDrainoDrinker69 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
THE BEST THING ABOUT THE CUBS LOSING IS THEIR FANS CALLING IT OUR WORLD SERIES AS IF THEY DONT ACT LIKE ITS THE FIRST TIME THEYVE EVER WON A GAME WHEN THEY MANAGE TO STUMBLE FUCK THEIR WAY TO A VICTORY.
ALSO PCA IS TURBO ASS AGAINST THE BREWERS WHY DONT THE REST OF YOU LOSERS JUST STRIKE HIM OUT ARE YOU STUPID?!
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u/Dremel_Live Arizona Diamondbacks Sep 11 '26
IF ANYBODY FOUND THE DBACKS OFFENSE, PLEASE RETURN IT TO THE LOST AND FOUND AT CHASE FIELD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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u/I_Am_Guy_Uh San Diego Padres Sep 11 '26
DO NOT RETURN IT TO LOST AND FOUND. LEAVE IT WHERE YOU FOUND IT
https://giphy.com/gifs/nR4L10XlJcSeQ3
u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon Sep 11 '26
HAVE YOU TRIED HAVING PCA SWAT THEM ON THE ASS, IT APPARENTLY WORKED FOR DUMPER
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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
IMAGINE BEING A TEAM FROM A CITY THAT IS ON THE WESTERN SHORES OF LAKE MICHIGAN, AND NOT BEING IN FIRST PLACE IN YOUR DIVISION ATM.....
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u/huskyferretguy1 New York Yankees Sep 11 '26
WHY WOULD I TRASH TALK THE METS ON 9/11? THEY ARE A DUMPSTER FIRE BUT AT LEAST WE AGREE THAT KNICKS IN 5!!!
WOO! HATERS GONNA HATE!
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u/omgimsuchadork New York Mets • Puerto Rico Sep 11 '26
I TRASHTALK THE YANKEES 364 DAYS A YEAR, Y'ALL GET TODAY OFF
KNICKS IN 5
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u/UnusualArea2866 New York Mets Sep 11 '26
ARE THE PHILLIES COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING WITH THEIR GIANT P ON THE UNIFORM? MORE NEWS AT 11
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u/BigTitanChungus Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
I WOULD LIKE MY TEAM TO HIT THE BALL
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u/StealthStaminaKills Sep 11 '26
I AM GOING TO BE POSITIVE INSTEAD OF SHIT ON ANOTHER TEAM.
THANK YOU CHICAGO FOR NOT BEING HOT AS BALLS AS SAN DIEGO IS RIGHT NOW. I HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR MY FIRST TIME AT WRIGLEY TODAY. DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
YOU MUST HAVE MISSED THE COMPLIMENT THREAD LAST WEEK.
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u/RespecDawn Toronto Blue Jays • Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
GIVE HIM SOME SLACK. I THINK HE'S A PIRATES FAN. MISSING THINGS IS WHAT THE PIRATES DO.
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u/StealthStaminaKills Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 12 '26
I ROOT FOR MORE THAN ONE TEAM, BUT THE PIRATES ARE NOT ONE OF THEM.
I DO NOT HAVE A FLAIR PARTLY CUZ MY BOOMER ASS CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHOW A MULTIPLE TEAM FLAIR.
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u/RespecDawn Toronto Blue Jays • Milwaukee Brewers Sep 12 '26
I AM SO SORRY AND TO MAKE UP FOR CALLING YOU A PIRATES FAN I OFFER THIS:
https://baseball.flairwizard.com/
LOGIN WITH YOUR REDDIT ACCOUNT, AND IT WILL ALLOW YOU TO PICK TWO FLAIRS. I HOPE THIS MAKES UP FOR THE INSULT.
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u/StealthStaminaKills Sep 12 '26
I THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, RANDO REDDITOR.
I FORGOT TO SAY THAT THE OTHER REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE A FLAIR (EVEN IF I KNEW HOW TO DO MULTI TEAM FLAIRS) IS BECAUSE I LIKE NOT HAVING MY R/BASEBALL COMMENTS DOWNVOTED DUE TO MY TEAM AFFILIATION.
BUT FOR YOU, I WILL DISCLOSE IT. I LIKE THE DODGERS AND THE ROCKIES, AND OCCASIONALLY THE ANGELS.
I ALSO WANT TO SEE THE PADRES SOMEDAY GET ENOUGH PENNANTS TO RETIRE THOSE SILLY WILD CARD PARTICIPATION BANNERS.
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u/BalzacTheGreat Los Angeles Dodgers Sep 11 '26
ISN'T EVERY THREAD IN THIS SUB A TRASH TALK THREAD?
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u/AtsyMcGee Houston Astros Sep 11 '26
IF EVERYONE YOU MEET IS AN @$$HOLE, THEN YOU ARE LIKELY THE @$$HOLE.
PSA FOR DODGERS FANS. :P
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u/HereInNashville96 Sep 11 '26
I APPRECIATE SPORTSMANSHIP AT THE PROFESSIONAL LEVEL AND HOPES EVERYONE STAYS SAFE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT
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u/Grandmaster2021 Los Angeles Angels Sep 11 '26
THE ANGELS BEAT THE REDSOX IN A SERIES. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT!
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u/mhem7 Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
THE CUBS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE ONLY TEAMS EVER TO MISS THE PLAYOFFS WITH THE BEST OFFENSE, BEST DEFENSE AND A UNANIMOUS MVP
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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon Sep 11 '26
PRETTY SURE THE 1996 MARINERS ARE IN THE CONVERSATION. OFFENSE LED MLB IN RUNS, DOUBLES, RBI, AND SLUGGING %. 2 GG (FOR LACK OF A BETTER MEASURE OF DEFENSE) AND MVP 2 & 4 THAT LIKELY SPLIT VOTES. PITCHING HAD A THEN HIGHEST ERA IN TEAM HISTORY (5.21). RECORD OF 85-76 (YES, 161 GAMES), 2ND IN AL WEST.
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u/Etnies419 New York Yankees Sep 11 '26
WHAT BEING 1 GAME OUT OF A WILDCARD SPOT DOES TO A TEAM
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u/All_will_be_Juan Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BELIEVING IN JESUS AND FOLLOWING HIS TEACHINGS
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u/calm_down_meow Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
M-V-PETE? MORE LIKE M-V-PLAYS PRETTY POORLY AGAINST THE BREWERS, THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL
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u/TheEverbless Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
ORIOLES LOGO IS DOING BLACK FACE
WE'RE SLUTTING BASSETT OUT TONIGHT
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u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
IMAGINE SIGNING THIS GUY TO UR TEAM
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u/AccomplishedWar8703 Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
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u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
DOUBLE AGENT FOR BOTH HOUSTON AND CHICAGO
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u/diplomystique New York Yankees Sep 11 '26
I SINCERELY THOUGHT THAT WAS ADAM SANDLER FOR A SEC. MY TAKE AT THE TIME: “THAT TRACKS”
I STAND BY THAT ASSESSMENT
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u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
IMAGINE IF U SIGNED HIM AND ANOTHER STARTER INSTEAD OF JUST COLE THAT OFFSEASON
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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees • Piece of Metal Sep 11 '26
LET'S HAVE A GREAT SUBWAY SERIES ON THIS DAY, SHOW SOME LOVE TO OUR CROSS TOWN BROTHERS, AND HONOR THE MANY HEROES AND HEROINES WHO PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE WHEN THEY WERE MOST NEEDED.
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u/thrasher829 Atlanta Braves Sep 11 '26
I WOULD LIKE FOR THE PHILLIES TO LOSE AGAINST US TODAY PLEASE
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u/HatsCatsAndHam Milwaukee Brewers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
IT'S REVENGE TIME, REDS! IF YOU THINK SWEEPING THE CUBS SLAKED OUR THIRST FOR YOUR BLOOD, YOU'D BE DEAD WRONG.
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u/HatsCatsAndHam Milwaukee Brewers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
CHICAGO FORECAST:
PIRATES HOIST THE CONE
CUBS HOIST THE L
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u/JackTheHerper Sep 11 '26
I AM AN ORIOLES FAN. TRASH TALK (to myself) AND A JOKE ALL AT ONCE, LIKE OUR TEAM
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u/More_Armadillo_1607 Sep 11 '26
JUAN SOTO WILL HIT MORE HR'S THIS WEEKEND RIGHT HANDED WITH A BLINDFOLD ON THAN THE YANKEES.
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u/kittykatkb Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
IT'S AN UNC OFF TODAY AND I'M HERE FOR IT.
LET THE BETTER UNC WIN.
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u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
MILWAUKEE MIGHT BE AHEAD OF US IN THE TABLE BUT WE GOT FOGO DE CHAO AND NICE BEACHES AND WEATHER YEAR ROUND AND THEY DON'T
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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
IF YOU CAN'T CATCH UP WITH YOUR GRAVY ASS SCHEDULE YOU SUCK MORE THAN YOUR TRAFFIC.
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u/Willow_Winnifred Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles Quee… Sep 11 '26
WE HAVE 6 GAMES AGAINST THE GIANTS, WHO LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE A SPOILER FOR THE DODGERS. I AM EXPECTING THEM TO BE QUITE MOTIVATED
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u/inbigtreble30 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
I HAVE NEVER PRAYED HARDER FOR WILLY ADAMES' SUCCESS
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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
whispers - dude, he's probably done for the year.
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u/inbigtreble30 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
DANG I'LL BE REAL I HAVE PAID LITERALLY NO ATTENTION TO THE GIANTS SINCE LIKE MAY THAT'S TOO BAD.
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u/RespecDawn Toronto Blue Jays • Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
BUT THEY'RE NAMED AFTER BEER. THAT TRUMPS ALL.
TRUMP IN THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY, THE IN THE NEW-FASCIST WAY.
KEEP IN MIND I'M CANADIAN AND SO OBLIGATED TO HATE TRUMP AND ALSO CONSIDER BEER THE BEST OF ALL THINGS.
NOW I NEED TO HAVE A BEER. THANKS.
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u/JinFuu Houston Astros Sep 11 '26
ASTRONAUTS DEAL WITH RAYS ALL THE TIME.
WE GOT THIS BECAUSE WE'RE SOMEHOW 14-7 AGAINST PLAYOFF TEAMS ON THE ROAD.
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u/coshmeo Seattle Mariners Sep 11 '26
THE 2026 SEATTLE MARINERS ARE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES
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u/HatsCatsAndHam Milwaukee Brewers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
T E C H N I C A L L Y
N O T
E L I M I N A T E D
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u/howmanymoreletters Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
IM NOT SCARED OF THE PHILLIES AT ALL
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u/auryngrey Sep 11 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/uFj12HG92ZjIohePGZ
HOW COULD YOU NOT BE SCARED OF THIS THING? IT LOOKS LIKE A SENTIENT VENUS FLY TRAP2
u/Willow_Winnifred Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles Quee… Sep 11 '26
EVEN TOMMY LASORDA FEARED THAT GUY
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u/smalltownlargefry Chicago Cubs Sep 11 '26
CAN THE BREWERS FINALLY COLLAPSE PLEASE. I AM DOWN BAD
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u/inbigtreble30 Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
TRULY THE TIME FOR THIS REQUEST WAS LAST WEEK YOU HAVE MISSED THE WINDOW
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u/Redbubble89 Boston Red Sox Sep 11 '26
THE NEXT TWO WEEKS DON'T EVEN MATTER. BAD-ISH BASEBALL TEAMS FIGHT OVER THE EASY SIDE OF THE BRACKET.
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u/HunterMysterious8324 Seattle Mariners Sep 11 '26
I HAVE BEEF WITH THE ROCKIES AND REDS, SIMPLY BECAUSE HAD THEY EITHER GOTTEN SHUT OUT OR SCORED 1 MORE RUN ON WEDNESDAY THEN WE WOULD HAVE HAD FOOTBALL SCORES FOR ALL THE BASEBALL GAMES. I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO SEE A DAY WHERE ALL 30 TEAMS PLAY AND ALL THE SCORES COULD ALSO BE FOOTBALL SCORE (GRANTED SOME WOULD BE WILD)
BUT WEDNESDAY WAS NOT ONLY WAS THE START OF FOOTBALL SEASON BUT THERE WERE SOME REALLY GOOD FOOTBALL SCORES IN THE MIX. RAAAAAAAAH
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u/Temporary-Ad9615 San Francisco Giants Sep 11 '26
THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS GOT SWEPT BY THE 2026 SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
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u/Baseballcardnerd27 Philadelphia Phillies Sep 11 '26
I'M SO MAD THERE MIGHT NOT BE BASEBALL NEXT YEAR AT ALL!!!
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u/RickMonsters Toronto Blue Jays Sep 11 '26
IF BOTH THE YANKEES AND KNICKS WIN THIS YEAR IT WOULD LITERALLY BE MY…
ACTUALLY NVM
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u/Weirdandwired924 New York Yankees Sep 12 '26
OH LOOK! HOUSTON IS CHEATING THEIR WAY TO THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN!
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u/evancomposer Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
CUBSBULLPENISBAD
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u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Sep 11 '26
I READ IT AS CUBS BULL PENIS BAD OOPS
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u/HelloThereMr1 Atlanta Braves Sep 11 '26
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, I HATE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO TAKE OUR PATRIO… oh this is a baseball thread uh SCREW EVERYONE THAT ISNT MY TEAM
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u/whsbear San Diego Padres Sep 11 '26
CUBS NEED TO STOP FUCKING UP AND START WINNING AGAIN. WOULD MUCH RATHER PLAY AT LA OR ATLANTA THAN FUCKING PHILLY
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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Sep 11 '26
ELLE DE LA CRUZ IS TOO TALL TO BE A FUCKING SHORTSTOP, THE PIRATES OF ALL TEAMS FIGURED THIS OUT WITH THEIR TALL CRUZ, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET SOME BRAINS?
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u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles… Sep 11 '26
THE REDS SUCK LMAO
BUT NOT ELLY ELLY IS COOL
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u/No_Amount_7886 Cincinnati Reds Sep 11 '26
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT TO LOOK FORWARD TO IS RUINING EVERYONE ELSE’S POST SEASON LIVES.
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u/Dr-Acula8472 Los Angeles Dodgers Sep 11 '26
REPORTS OF OUR DEMISE WERE GREATLY EXAGGERATED. GET READY FOR A READING OF ALL THE RECEIPTS WE KEPT. ALSO THE DODGERS SCORED MORE TOUCHDOWNS THE OTHER DAY THAN DRAKE MAYBE.
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u/YEGSports Seattle Mariners Sep 11 '26
TEXAS CAN'T WIN A SERIES ON THE ROAD, EVERYONE IN THE NL WILD CARD RACE SHOULD PRE-EMPTIVELY BLAME THEM FOR THE DIAMONDBACKS STRENGTHENING THEIR WC CHASE
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u/StealthStaminaKills Sep 12 '26
SO HERE IS MY TRASH TALKING (OF WRIGLEY AND THE CUBS).
WHY IS YOUR STADIUM SO CONVENIENT TO GET TO? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT REAL MLB STADIA ARE ONLY REACHABLE BY CAR, AND TAKE AN HOUR (AT LEAST) TO LEAVE THE PARKING LOT?
WHY DO YOUR FANS STAY UNTIL THE LAST OUT FOR A WIN? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT REAL FANS ARE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE BY THE SEVENTH INNING, REGARDLESS OF HOW CLOSE THE GAME IS, IN ORDER TO AVOID THE SOULCRUSHING TRAFFIC LEAVING THE GAME?
WHY CAN'T YOUR COOL MASCOT BE EASY TO FIND AT A GAME? I SUGGEST HAVING A LOCATION WHERE KIDS CAN LINE UP BY A CERTAIN TIME OF THE GAME.
WHY ARE YOUR SPECIALTY HOT DOGS SO TASTY? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CHARGE 50 PERCENT MORE FOR A SPECIALTY HOT DOG AND ONLY MARGINALLY IMPROVE IT OVER THE NORMAL DOGS?
Y U SCORE SO MANY RUNS? SAVE SOME OF THOSE FOR THE POSTSEASON.
/s (mostly) because someone needs it.
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u/Trees_feel_too San Diego Padres Sep 12 '26
I MISS BEING AN ASTROS FAN AFTER GROWING UP GOING TO 15-20 GAMES A YEAR INCLUDING GOING TO 20+ GAMES IN EACH OF THE 100 LOSS SEASONS. THIS IS TRASH TALK BECAUSE THEY MADE SO MUCH NOISE EVERY TIME THEY TOOK OUT THE TRASH!
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u/PolarBailey_ Seattle Mariners • Brewers Bandwagon Sep 12 '26
FUCK DAN WILSON HE BETTER SLEEP WITH HIS DOOR LOCKED AND ONE EYE OPEN FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
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u/UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb Major League Baseball Sep 11 '26
THE AL IS LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL SITCOM DAD, BECAUSE THEY CAN’T SEEM TO EVER TAKE OUT THE TRASH