r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Jul 31 '26
Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD
# RULES:
CAPS LOCK
MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS
LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM
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u/Dremel_Live Arizona Diamondbacks Jul 31 '26
FUCK PREDICTION MAKRETS, AND THE FUCK THE METS FOR PARTNERING WITH THEM!
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u/NewYork_NewJersey440 New York Mets Jul 31 '26
I FULL HEARTEDLY AGREE, THIS SHIT IS EMBARRASSING, EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THE ON-FIELD PRODUCT RIGHT NOW
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
DEGENERATE MARKETS. CALL IT WHAT IT IS.
BRAINWASHING KIDS INTO THE BUSINESS. LIFELONG ADDICTS. START 'EM WHEN THEY'RE MOST IMPRESSIONABLE. CLEAR AS DAY.
SOURCE - DEGENERATE SINCE BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR
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u/DankMemer727 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
IF THE DODGER GET SKUBAL IM GOING TO TURN INTO THE FUCKING JOKER
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u/flyingj138 Detroit Tigers • Dayton Dragons Jul 31 '26
I'M ALREADY TURNING INTO THE JOKER REGARDLESS OF WHERE HE GOES.
BUT I HOPE IF HE GOES, THAT HE GOES TO A GOOD TEAM!
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u/insidehertrading4 Chicago Cubs Jul 31 '26
HE WOULD LOVE IT ON THE NORTH SIDE.
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u/BrewCrewBall Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
THE NORTH SIDE OF THE WI-IL BORDER?
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u/insidehertrading4 Chicago Cubs Aug 01 '26
Even as a Cubs fan, I love Wisconsin too much to come back at ya!
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u/purl2together Philadelphia Phillies Jul 31 '26
JACK NICHOLSON OR HEATH LEDGER? OR PERHAPS….CESAR ROMERO?
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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 31 '26
IF THE BREWERS GET SKUBAL I WILL FEEL HAPPY FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY DESERVE A DEEP RUN
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u/DankMemer727 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
I HATE THE DODGERS ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE CUBS
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u/chairmanwow888 Chicago Cubs Jul 31 '26
I WANT THE DODGERS TO GET SKUBAL JUST TO MAKE THIS GUY MAD
WHICH VERSION OF THE JOKER?
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u/hecklerinthestands Jul 31 '26
WHICH VERSION OF THE JOKER?
CESAR ROMERO BECAUSE THAT'S THE VERSION OF JOKER OP DESERVES
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u/Dk1724 Chicago Cubs • Braves Bandwagon Jul 31 '26
THAT MEANS WE WOULD HAVE TO FACE HIM IN HIS FIRST GAME AS A DODGER PROBABLY
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u/chairmanwow888 Chicago Cubs Jul 31 '26
I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON HOW THINGS SHAKE OUT THERE'S A LOT OF VARIABLES AND THE NON ZERO CHANCE ALL OF OUR PITCHERS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AT THE EXACT SAME TIME
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
HOW MANY TITLES WOULD IT TAKE. WHAT IF THE DODGERS WON 10 MORE IN A ROW AND BEAT THE BREWERS IN THE NL CHAMPIONSHIP EVERY SINGLE TIME
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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 31 '26
I LIKE THE BREWERS MORE THAN I HATE THE PATHETHIC GIANTS, AT LEAST AFTER 2018, THAT SERIES WAS STRESSFUL.
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u/LegacyLemur Chicago Cubs Jul 31 '26
WELL AT LEAST THAT WAY YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD LAUGH WHEN THEY SWEEP YOU OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS
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u/Canarynoir Los Angeles Dodgers • Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
BRANDON MARSH ITS CALLED SHAMPOO FUCKING USE IT
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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
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u/Canarynoir Los Angeles Dodgers • Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
SOMEHOW THE CONTEXT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSIGHT
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u/hella_radical_dude New York Yankees Jul 31 '26
WETNESS EXPLANATION LEAVES MORE QUESTIONS
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u/nomnomsoy Cincinnati Reds • Cleveland Guardians Jul 31 '26
APPARENTLY HE DOES IT TO KEEP HIS HAIR FROM FLYING IN HIS FACE
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u/Far_Beach6698 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 31 '26
HE SAID IN AN INTERVIEW BEFORE THE ASG THAT HE WASHES HAIR ONCE A WEEK
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u/Canarynoir Los Angeles Dodgers • Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
REVOKE HIS HAIR PRIVILEGES IMMEDIATELY
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
BRANDON MARSHALL SENT HIM A COMPLAINT. RUINING HIS GOOD NAME
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u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers • Chicago White Sox Jul 31 '26
CONGRATS TO THE REAL WINNERS OF THE TRADE DEADLINE: COKE DEALERS IN CORONADO
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u/Imperial10 Anaheim Angels Jul 31 '26
I JUST LEARNED KYLE TUCKER HAS BEEN PUTRID THIS YEAR. THIS MAKES ME HAPPY THAT NO CHIN HAVING BITCH TOOK THE EASY WAY OUT WITH THE DODGERS AND HAS SUCKED ASS.
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u/Canarynoir Los Angeles Dodgers • Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
IF KYLE TUCKER WAS A FOOD HE WOULD BE A DAMP SLICE OF WONDER BREAD
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u/hecklerinthestands Jul 31 '26
DODGERS THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING FAIRY BREAD BUT GOT HARDTACK INSTEAD
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
THE CHEAPEST WHOLE WHEAT BREAD THAT SOMEONE EATS THINKING THEY ARE EATING HEALTHIER BUT IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE FOR THEM THAN CLASSIC WONDER WHITE BREAD
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
HIS NAME IS KYLE TUCKER. BORING ASS NAME. NOT AN ALL-STAR
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u/Kuchar1992 Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
I HATE JARREN DURAN
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u/UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb Major League Baseball Jul 31 '26
HE NEEDS A TENNIS RACKET (PLUS SOME SERIOUS HELP, BUT THAT DOESN’T EXCUSE THE TENNIS RACKET THING)!!
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u/kerryfinchelhillary Cleveland Guardians Jul 31 '26
HE SHOULD BE GETTING HELP INSTEAD OF PLAYING BASEBALL
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u/HunterMysterious8324 Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO SWEEP THE 2026 MARINERS.
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u/WorldlinessTrick11 Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
LAST YEAR WAS OUR ONE CHANCE AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE THE ONLY CHANCE WE GET IN A LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG TIME
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE SEAHAWKS. SEATTLE IS SUCH A COOL PLACE TO SEE A GAME TOO. (NOT A PATRIOTS FAN BTW! I LIKE A TEAM MUCH MORE HATED AND CRAPPIER THAN THAT)
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u/WorldlinessTrick11 Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
I DON'T EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL SO IM SOL THERE
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u/UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb Major League Baseball Jul 31 '26
WE’RE GONNA KICK THE DOORS DOWN THIS WEEKEND, PROVE THAT WE’RE ABSOLUTELY COMPETITIVE, AND BUY SO HARD NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO STOP US! NOT EVEN OURSELVES!
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
WE'RE ALL READY FOR THE ORIOLES TO KNOCK OUT THE YANKEES IN THE FIRST ROUND
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u/Cheap-Cherry-5171 New York Yankees Jul 31 '26
YANKEE FANS ARE ONLY GOING TO GET JO ADELL AND FUCKING LIKE IT!!!
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u/Imperial10 Anaheim Angels Jul 31 '26
I HOPE SO. JUST SEND ONE LOMBARD JR. OR KILBY PLEASE FOR THE OVERPAY. THANK YOU.
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u/Cheap-Cherry-5171 New York Yankees Jul 31 '26
YOU’LL TAKE VOLPE AND BOONE AND SHUT UP!!!
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u/i_run_from_problems Anaheim Angels • Rally Monkey Jul 31 '26
DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY
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u/BottleFullOBub Chicago Cubs Jul 31 '26
IM TIRED OF THESE FUCKIN BREWERS, THEY WONT LET ME HAVE SHIT AROUND HERE!
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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM 5.5 GAMES BACK!
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u/Dk1724 Chicago Cubs • Braves Bandwagon Jul 31 '26
FUCK OFF. I HOPE YOU GUYS CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN!
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u/ThisShipACoffin Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
WE ALMOST CERTAINLY WILL. IT IS THE WISCONSIN WAY
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u/nomnomsoy Cincinnati Reds • Cleveland Guardians Jul 31 '26
NO I NEED YOU TO DO WELL SO WE LOOK LESS PATHETIC BEING OWNED BY YOU SO HARD DAMMIT
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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
I'D LOVE TO RETURN THE SENTIMENT, BUT I'M NOT SURE THE CUBS WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS - AS PER USUAL.
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u/1969quacky Major League Baseball Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
PCA IS THE LOVE CHILD OF RICHIE CUNNINGHAM AND RALPH MALPH.
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u/Biggsmustache0131 Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
HEY AL EAST BROTHERS, WERE COMING SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACKS. YANKEES SUCK. FLAPPY BOYS, YOU’RE PRETTY ALRIGHT BUT WERE COMING FOR THAT TOP SPOT
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u/GroovinChip Baltimore Orioles Jul 31 '26
HOW ABOUT NO
IF IT HAS TO BE ANYONE, IT SHOULD BE US. WE DESERVE IT MORE.
BUT FUCK THE YANKEES EITHER WAY
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u/Interesting-Dust6446 Jul 31 '26
JUST BEACAUSE YOUR HOT RN DOESNT MEAN ITS LASTING, YOUR GOING IN 4TH PLACE THIS YEAR BUDDY
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u/Biggsmustache0131 Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
THE ONLY TEAM IN THIS DIVISION THAT SCARES ME IS THE FLAPPY BOYS AT HOME. WE HAVE EVERYONE ELSES NUMBER AND WILL DOMINATE THEM
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
WE'LL SEE HOW CONFIDENT YOU ARE WHEN CHAPMAN IS COMING INTO THE 9TH ON THE ROAD AND HAS TO DEAL WITH IMMEDIATE BASERUNNERS LIKE HE DOES IN EVERY GAME
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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
ANGELS SHOWED UP ON OUR SCHEDULE JUST IN TIME!
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u/ThisShipACoffin Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
CREW ALWAYS SEEMS TO STRUGGLE IN CALI, SO I'M WORRIED ABOUT THIS SERIES
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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
YOU MUST MEAN THE 90 DEGREE ASCENDING ANGLE ON OUR WIN GRAPH!
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u/Rydogger Anaheim Angels • Los Angeles Queens Jul 31 '26
I CANT WAIT FOR THE ANGELS TO STEAL ALL OF YOUR PROSPECTS AND THEN FAIL TO DEVELOP THEM
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u/Basis_Jefferson Texas Rangers Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
FUCK THE ASTROS… YOU (along with us and the rest of our division) ARE MID AS FUCK AND WE ARE COMING FOR THAT ASS.
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u/Owlcatraz Houston Astros Jul 31 '26
ONE MORE WIN TO MAKE IT A NICE EVEN DECADE SINCE THE RANGERS HAVE WON THE SILVER BOOT.
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u/Basis_Jefferson Texas Rangers Jul 31 '26
THATS INSANE ITS BEEN THAT LONG CONSIDERING OUR ALL TIME RECORD IS ALMOST DEAD EVEN (I THINK IT IS 155-154)
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u/JinFuu Houston Astros Jul 31 '26
2013: 17-2 & 2015 15-4 TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO MAKE UP GROUND FOR!
SINCE THE SERIES PEAKED IN THE RANGERS FAVOR IN 2016 AT 95-53 IT'S BEEN 102-59 ASTROS
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u/livsjollyranchers Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
TERRIBLE PITCHING. THEY HAVE NO CHANCE. ASTROS NEED BOSTON'S PITCHING AND BOSTON NEEDS THEIR HITTERS. SWAP BODIES?????
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u/laxman2001 Houston Astros Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
SUUUUURRRREEEE. OR THE SILVER BOOT COULD STAY IN HOUSTON ANOTHER YEAR INSTEAD
EDIT FIXED TO ALL CAPS SINCE APPARENTLY THE MODS HERE ARENT COWARDLY FREEDOM HATING COMMIES THAT MAKE IT AUTO CAPS NO MATTER WHAT
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u/Basis_Jefferson Texas Rangers Aug 01 '26
RULES SAY ALL CAPS ONLY. YOU CHEATED.. YOU ARENT A CHEATER ARE YOU.. OR ARE YOU?
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u/WalksWithKemba Colorado Rockies Jul 31 '26
WITH OFF DAYS 3 OF THE LAST 8 DAYS THE ROCKIES HAVE ONLY LOST 4 OF THE LAST 8 DAYS
.500 BASEBALL BABY
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u/noahlylesusa Houston Astros Jul 31 '26
I WILL DIE IF THE ASTROS TRADE YORDAN TO THE YANKEES LIKE THAT IDIOT DEROSA PROPOSED, Y'ALL DON'T DESERVE HIM
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u/alxndrblack Toronto Blue Jays • Detroit Tigers Jul 31 '26
YOUR PROSPECTS FUCKING SUCK JUST TRADE THEM
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u/GroovinChip Baltimore Orioles Jul 31 '26
SNIP SNAP, SNIP SNAP.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE TOLL IT TAKES ON AN ORIOLES FAN TO SEE THEM BE BRILLIANT ONE DAY AND COMPLETE ASS THE NEXT, WEEK AFTER WEEK?
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u/CalebosO4 Toronto Blue Jays Aug 01 '26
MY TEAM DIDN’T HAVE A PLAYER INJURED WHILE RIDING A SCOOTER THIS YEAR
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u/fiendish_five Chicago White Sox Jul 31 '26
TIGERS ARE TOO COWARDLY TO KEEP SKUBAL AND PUSH A WEAK AL CENTRAL FOR A DIVISION TITLE / WORLD SERIES RUN.
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u/Snowdrake San Francisco Giants Jul 31 '26
THE 2026 SF GIANTS WHERE THE MANAGER HAS A TERMINAL CASE OF FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE, THE BULLPEN IS HOMOPHOBIC, AND THE CF IS A DRUNK.
IT REALLY DOESN'T GET MORE SF THAN THIS AND THERE IS NOTHING TO LIKE ABOUT IT.
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u/rockysauce115 San Francisco Giants • San F… Jul 31 '26
DREW GILBERT IS NOT A DRUNK
BADER HAS NOT PLAYED ENOUGH GAMES TO QUALIFY BEING REFERRED TO AS "THE CF", HE'S THE BACKUP AT BEST AT THIS POINT
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u/showwordcount San Francisco Giants • Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
I WISH WE COULD GO THREE MINUTES WITHOUT HAVING ANOTHER STUPIDEST CONTROVERSY OF THE YEAR
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u/mmm_tempeh Homestead Grays • Norfolk Tides Jul 31 '26
JARREN DURAN LOOKS LIKE THE BAD GUY IN A SWASHBUCKLER MOVIE
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u/StealthStaminaKills Jul 31 '26
BBQ SAUCE AND NACHO CHEESE DO NOT GO WELL TOGETHER. I AM LOOKING AT YOU, PETCO PARK TRITIP NACHOS.
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u/KenovovichR Washington Nationals Jul 31 '26
I HATE MY BULLPEN EVEN THOUGH ITS BEEN THE OFFENSE THAT HAS BEEN LOWKEY ASS LATELY
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u/Owlcatraz Houston Astros Jul 31 '26
I KNEW THE USMNT WAS GONNA FLAME OUT OF THE WORLD CHP WHEN THEY DECIDED TO SPEND THE DAY BEFORE A WIN OR GO HOME GAME HANGING AROUND THE SEATTLE MARINERS
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u/kerryfinchelhillary Cleveland Guardians Jul 31 '26
ANGELS: FUCK KURT SUZUKI.
ASTROS: FUCK ALTUVE AND FUCK TEXAS.
ATHLETICS: FUCK JOHN FISHER.
BLUE JAYS: FUCK GEORGE SPRINGER.
BRAVES: FUCK OZUNA.
BREWERS: FUCK JOSH HADER.
CARDINALS: FUCK YADIER MOLINA.
CUBS: FUCK MATT SHAW.
DIAMONDBACKS: THE RED AND BLACK UNIFORMS ARE UGLY, YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE PURPLE AND TEAL.
DODGERS: FUCK OHTANI AND FUCK BLAKE TREINEN.
GIANTS: FUCK THOSE BIGOT PITCHERS AND FUCK BITCHGARNER.
GUARDIANS: THE DOLANS ARE IDIOTS.
MARINERS: SERVING GRASSHOPPERS TO EAT IS WEIRD.
MARLINS: FUCK FLORIDA.
METS: LOLMETS
NATIONALS: FUCK RYAN ZIMMERMAN.
ORIOLES: YOUR TEAM IS A LOAF OF WONDERBREAD.
PADRES: YOUR UNIFORMS ARE UGLY, PUTTING PICTURES OF OPPOSING PLAYERS CRYING ON THE JUMBOTRON WAS CLASSLESS AS FUCK, AND FUCK MANNY MACHADO.
PHILLIES: FUCK BRYCE HARPER AND FUCK TREA TURNER.
PIRATES: YOUR OWNER IS AN IDIOT.
RANGERS: BRANDON NIMMO'S WIFE IS AN IDIOT. AND FUCK TEXAS.
RAYS: FUCK FLORIDA.
RED SOX: YOUR FANS ARE OVERLY OBSESSED WITH 2004.
REDS: SKYLINE CHILI IS GROSS.
ROCKIES: WEED SMELLS GROSS.
ROYALS: FUCK ZACK GREINKE.
TIGERS: FUCK JAVIER BAEZ.
TWINS: FUCK CARLOS CORREA.
WHITE SOX: FUCK MIKE CLEVINGER.
YANKEES: 27 TITLES ARE TOO MANY FOR ONE TEAM. IT'S LIKE BEING A BILLIONAIRE, ONLY YOU HOARD TITLES INSTEAD OF MONEY.
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u/evancomposer Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
WE DON’T EVEN HAVE HADER ANYMORE THOUGH
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u/kerryfinchelhillary Cleveland Guardians Jul 31 '26
I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE FOR YOU. ARE ANY OF THE GUYS ON THE TEAM NOW ASSHOLES?
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u/evancomposer Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST SAY BRAUN THEN LOL? BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE. URIBE IS A HOT-HEAD BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S REACHED ASSHOLE TERRITORY YET
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u/StrategyTop7612 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 31 '26
I RESPECT THE SHEER HATRED.
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u/AcephalicDude San Diego Padres Jul 31 '26
YOU JUST LIKED THIS BECAUSE THE PADRES GOT MORE HATE THAN ANY OTHER TEAM
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u/Kuchar1992 Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LAST WORLD SERIES TITLE, WHICH WAS 2000 YEARS AGO
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u/i_run_from_problems Anaheim Angels • Rally Monkey Jul 31 '26
ANGELS: FUCK KURT SUZUKI
ODD THING TO GO AFTER US FOR WHEN MORENO IS RIGHT THERE BUT I RESPECT THE SHEER DEDICATION TO HATING EVERYONE
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u/MassholeSST Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
YOUR FANS ARE OVERLY OBSESSED WITH 2004.
WELL EXCUSE US FOR CELEBRATING THE END OF A HUGE DROUGHT. I THOUGHT A CLEVELAND FAN WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
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u/kerryfinchelhillary Cleveland Guardians Jul 31 '26
HAHA, I PROBABLY WILL BE LIKE THAT WHEN WE WIN IN 2029
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u/MaineSoxGuy93 Boston Red Sox Aug 01 '26
RED SOX: YOUR FANS ARE OVERLY OBSESSED WITH 2004.
AT LEAST OUR TEAM HAS WON A WORLD SERIES SINCE COLOR TELEVISION WAS A THING
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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 31 '26
IF YOUR TEAM WANTS TO BEAT THE ROCKIES, JUST PUT THE BALL IN PLAY, AND LET THEM BEAT THEMSELVES!
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u/bconn75 Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
DID THEY LEARN THEIR FUNDAMENTALS FROM THE YANKEES?
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u/champagnesupernova10 Boston Red Sox • Tim Wakefield Jul 31 '26
I HATE THIS DIVISION. IF WE WERE IN THE AL CENTRAL OR AL WEST WE WOULD’VE BEEN AT THE TOP OF THE DIVISION BY NOW. FUCK THE AL EAST.
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u/kai1793 Toronto Blue Jays Jul 31 '26
I…. HONESTLY CAN’T TRASH ANY OTHER TEAM RIGHT NOW WHEN MY OWN TEAM IS 9 GAMES UNDER .500.
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u/Benjilikethedog2 Cleveland Guardians • Anaheim Angels Jul 31 '26
GUYS I AM JUST GOING TO READ MY BOOK AND WATCH BASEBALL, I WILL PROBABLY TAKE A NAP AT SOME POINT BECAUSE EVERYONE BUT MY TEAM IS BORING
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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 Arizona Diamondbacks • Colorado Rockies Jul 31 '26
AND ANOTHER THING: I’M NOT MAD. PLEASE DON’T PUT IT IN THE PAPER THAT I GOT MAD. (PURPLE IS ME)
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u/bconn75 Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
THE DODGERS KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT LOSING TO THE RED SOX AT HOME
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u/JinFuu Houston Astros Jul 31 '26
IT'S BULLSHIT I CAN'T COMPLETELY SHITTALK THE RANGERS BECAUSE THEIR ONE WINNING SEASON IN THE PAST DECADE WAS A WORLD SERIES WIN.
THEY'RE STILL A DISASTER AND YET SOMEHOW THE SECOND BEST RUN TEAM IN DFW
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u/BBModSquadCar Toronto Blue Jays Jul 31 '26
I'M TOO DEPRESSED TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER TEAMS, THE MLB TWITTER ACCOUNT BEING A BIG BROTHER STAN IS ALL I'VE GOT.
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u/insidehertrading4 Chicago Cubs Jul 31 '26
ID LIKE TO WELCOME THE YANKEES AND THEIR FANS TO A WEEKEND OF HELL!
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u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles… Jul 31 '26
THE TIGERS DON'T DESERVE TARIK SKEEBALL
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u/tarasleib_official Jul 31 '26
DAVID STEARNS USED TO BE ALL ABOUT RUN PREVENTION, NOW HE'S ALL ABOUT RUN PREDICTION
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u/GRVrush2112 Houston Astros Aug 01 '26
THE REST OF THE ALW HAS COMPLETELY FUMBLED THE BALL TO TAKE THIS DIVISION.
ASTROS WERE DEAD IN THE WATER IN JUNE.
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u/alwaysbrightandmerry Cleveland Guardians Jul 31 '26
I JUST WANT THE YANKEES TO HAVE A BAD TIME IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
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u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers • Chicago White Sox Jul 31 '26
SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING SERIES. THE EMPIRE VS THE POWER OF WHATEVER THE OPPOSITE OF FRIENDSHIP IS.
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u/ZestySteep Toronto Blue Jays Jul 31 '26
I HATE THE RED SOX RIGHT NOW FOR TRYING TO JINX DYLAN’S NO HIT BID BY SPAMMING NO HITTER
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u/IntelligentProfit688 Cincinnati Reds Aug 01 '26
I FUCKING HATE NICK KRALL AND THE REDS OWNERSHIP, FACTORY RESET PLEASE
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u/da3n_vmo New York Mets Jul 31 '26
HEY JARREN DURAN, MAYBE ALEX BREGMAN WOULDA SCORED ON THAT POP FLY ... IF HE WAS STILL ON YOUR TEAM
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u/ConsistentRun5246 Boston Red Sox Jul 31 '26
Get Jarren Duran off my team
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u/TowelWhich Atlanta Braves Jul 31 '26
Fuck Bryce elder is on the mound today
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u/Rydogger Anaheim Angels • Los Angeles Queens Jul 31 '26
WHAT? YOU'LL NEED TO SPEAK UP
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u/TheMatrix2025 Seattle Mariners Jul 31 '26
MY FLAIR