r/baseball • Umpire • Jul 24 '26

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD

NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.

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u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

I MISS BO BICHETTE AND I MISS SCORING RUNS, WINNING, AND HAVING FUN

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u/AlakazamVanish Jul 24 '26

As a Mets fan I, too, miss Bo Bichette.

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u/EmpressVixen Milwaukee Brewers • Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

SPEAK UP

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u/droffowsneb Philadelphia Phillies Jul 24 '26

AS A PHILLIES FAN LOL

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u/KingMobScene New York Mets Jul 24 '26

YOU WANT HIM BACK?

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u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

WE'LL GIVE YOU JEFF HOFFMAN FOR HIM IF YOU'D LIKE

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u/KingMobScene New York Mets Jul 24 '26

RIGHT NOW I'D TRADE HIM FOR A FUNGO BAT AND A BAG OF BALLS.

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u/Water_is_wet05 New York Mets Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Batting .307 with an .800 OPS since June watch the games

Edit: my b BATTING .307 WITH AN .800 OPS SINCE JUNE WATCH THE GAMES

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u/KingMobScene New York Mets Jul 24 '26

I'LL WATCH THE GAMES.

YOU ADHERE TO THE BIT OF THE THREAD.

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u/Dexmoser Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

I HATE WATCHING BASEBALL ON APPLE TV

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks New York Mets Jul 24 '26

Fuck Apple TV.

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u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles… Jul 24 '26

CANT HEAR YOU

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u/appleavocado World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… Jul 24 '26

FUCK APPLETV

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u/Illustrious_Trash841 New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

WHY IS IT SO HARD JUST TO WATCH A BASEBALL GAME NOWADAYS!!! I JUST WANT IT TO BE ON ONE CHANNEL OR STREAMING SERVICE WITH NO BLACKOUT RESTRICTIONS APPLIED!!!!!!!

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u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles… Jul 24 '26

AT LEAST ITS NOT THE SHITSHOW OF NETFLIX GOD DAMN HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP SO HARD

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u/DGBD Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

MY KID HAS GAINED 200 POUNDS IN THE PAST 2 WEEKS AND I BLAME THE RED SOX

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u/EtherEither Kansas City Royals Jul 24 '26

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO YOUR BOY!

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u/Icehawk59 Chicago Cubs • San Francisco Giants Jul 24 '26

MORE PITCHING! MORE PITCHING FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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u/GoldGlove2720 Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

GET IN LINE PAL

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u/jackholston Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

I AM TIRED OF OUR PITCHING ROTATION CONSTANTLY GIVING UP HOMERS

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u/AmazingAlternate Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

TENDONS FOR THE TENDON THRONE

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u/pepperouchau Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

I ALWAYS KNEW THE C STOOD FOR CHAOS

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u/TimAllensMatingCall Pittsburgh Pirates Jul 24 '26

DENNIS SANTANA IS AVAILABLE!

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u/seemedlikeagoodplan Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A SLIGHTLY USED MAX SCHERZER?

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u/solariam Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

YA'LL GOT ANY OF THOSE RIGHT-HANDED MIDDLE INFIELDERS/CATCHERS?

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u/georgiaboy1993 Atlanta Braves Jul 24 '26

WHY ARENT TEAMS SELLING THEIR BEST PLAYERS FOR PROSPECTS I DONT WANT?

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u/solariam Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

OR GUYS WHO SHOWED PROMISE 18 MOS AGO AND NOW MIGHT BE NOTHING?

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u/rockysauce115 San Francisco Giants • San F… Jul 24 '26

I MEAN, JUST LOOK AROUND

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u/Zigglyjiggly Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

LOW KEY, I FEEL BAD THAT THE FRONT OFFICE SHIT WITH PRIDE NIGHT HAS STILL AFFECTED YOUR TEAM TO THIS DAY. THEY SHOULD HAVE HANDLED THIS LIKE ADULTS. ALSO, THE RIVALRY IS BETTER WHEN ONE TEAM DOESN'T COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCK.

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u/i_run_from_problems Anaheim Angels • Rally Monkey Jul 24 '26

GET READY FOR THE TANK BOWL SERIES FRIEND

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u/mercerclone Athletics Jul 24 '26

MORE RUPTURED TESTICLES THAN PLAYOFF APPEARANCES THIS DECADE

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS A MARINERS STAT

SELL THE TEAM

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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon Jul 24 '26

I WAS ALSO REMINDED ABOUT THIS THIS WEEK. I TRULY HOPE IT NEVER BECOMES A STAT FOR US OR ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN

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u/LastCall_at_LastDive Jul 24 '26

AS A FAN OF THE A’s AND THE GIANTS THIS ENTIRE SEASON HAS FELT LIKE GETTING BEANED IN THE NUTS. AND I’M A LADY.

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u/CalebosO4 Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

UNFORTUNATELY 2020 DOESN’T COUNT AS PART OF THIS DECADE :(

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u/inkyblinkypinkysue New York Mets Jul 24 '26

REDDIT DOESN'T HAVE THE BANDWIDTH FOR MY LIST OF COMPLAINTS.

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u/solariam Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

YOU SHOULD COMMISERATE WITH YOUR ANCESTRAL ALLY, THE GIANTS

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u/MusicG619 San Diego Padres Jul 24 '26

PADRES WHAT HAPPENED

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u/georgiaboy1993 Atlanta Braves Jul 24 '26

YOU OUTBARVED THE BARVES

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u/Thrilldor_Inglorion San Diego Padres Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

CLASSIC PADRESING

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u/teag2 San Diego Padres Jul 24 '26

OFFENSE DOES ANYTHING, STARTING PITCHER DOESN'T BLOW THE GAME, BULLPEN DOESN'T BLOW THE GAME: PICK 2

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u/relevantmeemayhere Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

THEY ARE WHO EVERYONE WHO DIDNT LIVE IN THE LOCAL PADRES MEDIASPHERE THOUGHT THEY WERE. WHICH SUCKS CUZ THAT MEANS MORE PRELLER AND LOW STANDARDS. 

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u/Sad-Audience-2695 New York Mets Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

The internet. Reactionary culture and keyboard tribalism have made it absolutely insufferable to be a part of a team-specific subreddit. There's zero room for civil discourse around things and it's a constant stream of hot takes. My eyes cannot roll any further back in response. Sticking to watching the Mets and not participating in the discussions online has actually improved my season, which a pretty amazing feat when you consider how nearly unwatchable the team has been.

Edit: SORRY I MISSED THE MEME FORMAT COMPLETELY HERES A REDO THE FANS ARE CRYING ABOUT THE TEAM TOO MUCH TO USE LOGIC AND IT MAKES WATCHING THE METS MORE DIFFICULT IF DO BOTH WATCH AND READ AND ALSO STEARNS IS AN IDIOT

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u/PBandJ980 Philadelphia Phillies Jul 24 '26

LMAO. I COME HERE FOR FUNNY COMPLAINTS IN CAPS AND GET SERVED STONE COLD TRUTHS IN NORMAL FONT. DEPRESSING.

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u/Sad-Audience-2695 New York Mets Jul 24 '26

I HAVE RECTIFIED MY MISTAKES AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS BROTHER OF STEAK CITY

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u/droffowsneb Philadelphia Phillies Jul 24 '26

THK U FOR RECTUMFYING NOW GET OUR CHEEZSTAKEZ OUT YO DAM MOWF

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u/deadheffer New York Mets Jul 24 '26

ONLY IF YOU NEVER SET YOUR HANDS ON OUR MOST SENSUOUS OF CURED MEATS, PASTRAMI.

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u/rockysauce115 San Francisco Giants • San F… Jul 24 '26

WE YELL ON FRIDAYS BUT THIS IS A VALID POINT

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u/Any-Environment-7545 New York Mets Jul 24 '26

TO BE FAIR THAT’S THIS SUB TOO, THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF TEAM SPECIFIC THREADS STANDING PARALLEL TO ONE ANOTHER WHICH ARE DIRECTED BY THE TEAM BEING FOCUSED ON IN THE POST, CAP UP

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u/RocinanteLOL Washington Nationals Jul 24 '26

WHILE THATS TRUE, PEOPLE WHO ARENT FANS OF YOUR TEAM WILL DISCUSS THEM ON THIS SUB AT LEAST. THAT LEADS TO MORE REASONABLE TAKES WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS LIKE REBUILDING/ RESIGNING A TEAMS TALENT.

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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon Jul 24 '26

WE ARE ALL (MOSTLY) MORE REASONABLE ABOUT TEAMS WE ARE NOT AS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN. AND IF YOU GO AND READ OTHET TEAM SUBS, YOU SEE THAT WE’RE ALL COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SAME FEW THINGS AND TEND TO THINK WE’RE THE ONLY ONES WHOSE TEAM HAS THE PROBLEMS WE DO.

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u/RocinanteLOL Washington Nationals Jul 24 '26

AGREED, I THINK IT BOTHERS ME MORE THAN MOST BECAUSE IM NOT VERY SENTIMENTAL AND CAN HONESTLY ENJOY WATCHING A BAD BASEBALL TEAM.

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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon Jul 24 '26

THAT’S FUNNY, I’M INCREDIBLY SENTIMENTAL AND EMOTIONAL ABOUT MY BASEBALL TEAM AND I’VE LEARNED HOW TO ENJOY A BAD BASEBALL TEAM (I HAD NO CHOICE IF I WANTED TO REMAIN A MARINERS FAN, THE 2010’S HAD SOME ROUGH YEARS) BUT IT TAKES A MINDSET SHIFT TO DISMANTLE DISAPPOINTMENT FROM UNMET EXPECTATIONS FIRST. I’M NOT READY TO DO THAT.

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u/Jandersson34swe Jul 24 '26

VALID BUT WE NEED TO YELL SO UHHHH…

FUCK STEARNS 

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u/nooookay Boston Red Sox • Boston Hunters Jul 24 '26

YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT ANNOYED ENOUGH BY IT IF YOU USE THE TINY LETTERS! BIG LETTERS FOR BIG COMPLAINTS! EVERY TIME A REDDITOR SAYS A PLAYER/TEAM “SUCKS” REMIND THEM THAT THE PLAYER/TEAM THEY THINK “SUCKS” IS STILL BETTER AT BASEBALL THAN THEY WILL PROBABLY BE AT ANYTHING IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES AND “SUCKING” IS RELATIVE.*

I’M IN AWE THAT ANYONE CAN HIT A 100 MPH BASEBALL FROM 60’ AWAY EVEN IF THEY ONLY DO IT ONE OUT OF TEN TIMES THEY TRY ON AVERAGE. I WOULD BAT .000 AND BE KNOW THROUGHOUT THE LEAGUE FOR MY TACTIC OF CRYING UNTIL THE PITCHER FEELS BAD ENOUGH TO THROW ME A SOFT ONE OVER THE PLATE THAT I WOULD PROMPTLY SWING ON AND MISS.

*UNLESS THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE YANKEES, IN WHICH CASE THEY ARE CORRECT.

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u/MarcBulldog88 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… Jul 24 '26

SPORTS TEAM SUBREDDITS

YOU WILL NEVER FIND MORE WRETCHED HIVES OF SCUM AND VILLAINY

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u/Zigglyjiggly Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

I ESPECIALLY HATE THIS IN BASEBALL WHEN IT'S A 162 GAME SEASON AND YOUR TEAM MAYBE LOSES 4 OUT OF THEIR LAST 10 EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS AND THE FANS IN THE SUB STILL BITCH AND MOAN AS IF THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE. JESUS CHRIST CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, THE TEAM IS FINE.

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u/Willow_Winnifred Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles Quee… Jul 24 '26

DFA MOOKIE SHOHEI SUCKS DFA TUCKER LAUNCH SASAKI INTO THE SUN

am i doing this right?

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u/pepperouchau Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

FIRE DAVE ROBERTS

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u/chuck212 New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

I MISS AARON JUDGE

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u/soul_doubt_66 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

BASEBALL IS BETTER WHEN HES PLAYING

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u/nooookay Boston Red Sox • Boston Hunters Jul 24 '26

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR YANKEES PLAYERS TO BE LIKABLE I NEED TO WATCH DEEPFAKES OF JUDGE TRICKING OLD LADIES INTO CASHING THIER SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK AND BUYING HIM GOOGLE PLAY GIFT CARDS JUST TO FALL ASLEEP AT NIGHT OR I WILL BE SWALLOWED WHOLE BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD MISSING AARON JUDGE CAUSES ME

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u/solariam Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

MY FAVORITE AARON JUDGE VIDEO IS THE ONE WHERE THEY ASK THE TEAM WHAT THEIR FAVORITE RESTAURANT IN NYC IS AND 10 GUYS SHARE THEIRS, THEN JUDGE SAYS "ALL OF THEM. ALL OF THEM ARE GREAT." HE'S LITERALLY MR. PEANUTBUTTER

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u/NewYork_NewJersey440 New York Mets Jul 24 '26

I LIKE WHEN HE SAYS GOOGLE MAPS IS HIS FAVORITE APP

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u/chuck212 New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

HE WOULD NEVER BE SO CONTROVERSIAL AND SPECIFY A COMPANY, AARON JUDGE LOVES THE MAPS APP.

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u/TheUltimate721 Kansas City Royals Jul 24 '26

I MISS BOBBY WITT JR

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u/Cassius-Bellona Jul 24 '26

IF WE SAY IT ENOUGH TIMES EVENTUALLY HE WILL RETURN TO US

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u/jdc131 New York Mets Jul 24 '26

ME TOO

KING OF NY

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u/Hawkeye7310 Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SOFT TOSSING INNINGS EATER OUR FO WILL ACQUIRE AT THE DEADLINE BC “GETTING INJURED PLAYERS BACK IS JUST LIKE MAKING TRADES”

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u/ArmiinTamzarian Miami Marlins Jul 24 '26

WE FORGOT HOW TO BASEBALL

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u/Vrockson Detroit Tigers Jul 24 '26

CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO WATCH 3 MORE DAYS OF ROYALS BASEBALL

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u/j_ho_lo Detroit Tigers Jul 24 '26

BIG CATS SERIES ARE EXCRUCIATING

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u/lunasilvia Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

2 OUTS :(((((((((((

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u/alliluna24 Seattle Mariners Jul 24 '26

WHY DID I EVER THINK THE MARINERS WOULD DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN LET ME DOWN

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u/Obvious-Ad-16 Seattle Mariners Jul 24 '26

I DON'T KNOW BROTHER I DON'T KNOW

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u/Clarice_Ferguson Seattle Mariners • Baltimore Orioles Jul 24 '26

SEE FLAIR

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u/Redbubble89 Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

FOOTBALL SEASON STARTS SOON SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR VIKINGS AND BILLS

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u/i_run_from_problems Anaheim Angels • Rally Monkey Jul 24 '26

CRY ME A RIVER

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u/nextlevelham Cleveland Guardians Jul 24 '26

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO HAVE THE 20TH BEST OFFENSE IN THE LEAGUE. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

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u/EtherEither Kansas City Royals Jul 24 '26

YOUR TEAM WALKS A LOT! HAVE YOU TOLD THOSE GUYS THEY CAN GO TO SECOND?

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u/Fools_Requiem Cleveland Guardians Jul 24 '26

NOT EVERYONE CAN BE JOSE THE GOAT

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u/snooki740 Cleveland Guardians Jul 24 '26

WE USED ALL OF OUR HOME RUNS IN ONE GAME. WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYMORE

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u/cogginsmatt Detroit Tigers Jul 24 '26

WHY DO CLEVELAND FANS ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT IT DESPITE BEING PERENNIAL POSTSEASON CONTENDERS

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u/SpecialAircraft Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

WE’VE HAD THE WORST PRODUCTION IN THE LEAGUE FROM CATCHER AND KYLE TEEL IS HURT AGAIN BUT OTHER THAN THAT THINGS ARE GREAT

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u/chuck212 New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

WAIT, CATCHERS ARE SUPPOSED TO PRODUCE? WE DID NOT GET THAT MEMO.

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u/SpecialAircraft Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

🤝

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u/chuck212 New York Yankees Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

SOMEHOW YOUR CATCHERS HAVE ALMOST DOUBLE THE RBIs OURS HAVE IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER

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u/BitterStatus9 New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

YOU FORGOT AUSTIN WELLS

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u/DarkDevitt New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

CAN HE FORGET HIMSELF? MAYBE THEN HELL GO BACK TO BEING A GOOD HITTER (he was in the minors)

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u/Deadybears Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

FUCK EDUARDO RIVERA

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u/ecdc05 Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

THE ORIOLES ARE JOY KILLERS WHO HATE BASEBALL HISTORY

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u/AgressivleyAverag Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING BIRD AND HIS STUPID FUCKING SMIRK

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u/JosephFinn Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

I JUST WANT A LITTLE BIT MORE DISTANCE FROM CLEVELAND. BOTH IN THE STANDINGS AND PHYSICALLY*. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

*Joke of course; every time I've visited Cleveland it's been a very nice visit. Excellent little downtown. Love the grocery store in the old bank.

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u/KingDangleyBllz Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

I HATE CLEVELAND (They have a super cool aquarium and some good food spots)

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u/shadedmoonlight Milwaukee Brewers • Springfield Nucle… Jul 24 '26

I'VE BEEN TO THAT GROCERY STORE

THAT BUILDING IS GORGEOUS

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u/Waynebgmeamc Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

GOOD SAVE 😅

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u/girlypopsam Cleveland Guardians Jul 24 '26

(Grocery store is going away :( too expensive rent, not enough income)

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u/JosephFinn Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

Awwwww man. That makes me sad

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u/JustJeneius Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

IF YOU HAVE A WORKING ARM PLEASE HEAD TO PNC PARK TONIGHT AT APPROXIMATELY 6:40 PM EST

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

OR NOT. THERE'S ALWAYS TOO MUCH OF A THREAT OF A RAIN OUT OR RAIN DELAY.

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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

NOW THEY HAVE SMOKE TOO! LOCUSTS NEXT YEAR. OTHER THAN THAT I HEAR IT'S A VERY NICE PLACE FOR A BASEBALL GAME.

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u/ynsk112 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

IMAGINE WHAT WE CAN DO IF WE HAD MONEY

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u/NewYork_NewJersey440 New York Mets Jul 24 '26

APPARENTLY THAT IS NOT ALWAYS THE SOLUTION, SOMEHOW

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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

THAT'S WHAT DAVID STEARNS SAID!

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

WE DO! WE ALSO HAVE MLB''S MOST "THRIFTY" OWNER.

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u/babruflat Milwaukee Brewers • Seattle Mariners Jul 24 '26

I LOVE BEING REGULAR SEASON KINGS BUT AM TIRED OF THE BREWERS NOT TRADING FOR AN IMPACT PLAYER AND JUST HOPING THAT THE DODGERS WON'T PLAY WELL FOR ONE SERIES.

FUCK CAL RALEIGH

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u/snoogans8056 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

WE TRADE FOR IMPACT PLAYERS IN THE OFFSEASON. DON'T ACT LIKE WE DON'T EVER DO SHIT.

ALSO, WE ARE EARLY. CHOURIO, PRATT, LARA, AND THE YOUNGEST ROTATION IN BASEBALL IS THE TEAM WE ARE BUILDING FOR. NOT THIS ONE. IF WE MAKE A BIG TRADE, IT SHOULDN'T BE A RENTAL. IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING THAT ADDS ONTO WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE PLANNED.

WE AREN'T GOING TO SWAY FROM THE PROCESS THE YEAR BEFORE A POTENTIAL LOCKOUT.

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u/babruflat Milwaukee Brewers • Seattle Mariners Jul 24 '26

I KNOW THE PROCESS IS WHAT WORKS, AND I DON'T WANT TO BLOW IT UP TO GO IN FOR ONE SEASON. IMPACT TRADES IN FEBRUARY MATTER MORE THAN THE TRADES MADE IN JULY. STILL FRUSTRATING NONETHELESS

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u/Starkiller32 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

WHY DID WE GO BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE?!?!?

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u/BitterStatus9 New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

BECAUSE EGO AND LOW IQ JOCKS AND FUCK ROBERTS HE SHOULD PICK A SIDE AND NOT
PRETEND THINGS ARE NORMAL BUT INSTEAD HE SHOWS UP AND JERKS OFF THAT SICK SOCIOPATH IN THE OVAL

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u/seemedlikeagoodplan Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR THE REST OF US TO HATE YOU

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u/Starkiller32 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

I ALSO HATE THEM FOR GOING

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u/seemedlikeagoodplan Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

THAT'S JUST A SIDE EFFECT

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u/BeingBetterForJesus Toronto Blue Jays Jul 25 '26

KIKE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH A SPINE. PROTECT HIM.

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u/CreativeSolution8278 New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

MY TUMMY HURTS AND ITS BRIAN CASHMAN’S FAULT

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u/churmalefew New York Mets Jul 24 '26

THE METS

POST COMMENT

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u/Thick_Material_5195 Baltimore Orioles Jul 24 '26

I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED

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u/Dremel_Live Arizona Diamondbacks Jul 24 '26

MUST THE INJURIES CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES?

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u/SeaEggplant8108 Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

PERHAPS YOU HAVE ACQUIRED THE BLUE JAYS CURSE

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u/pizzaplanet666 Arizona Diamondbacks Jul 24 '26

EVERY OTHER START IS A PROSPECT IVE NEVER HEARD OF JESUS CHRIST

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u/Unfair_Tonight_9797 San Francisco Giants Jul 24 '26

BURN THE SHIT DOWN. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE IN 2017, 2021, 2024, BUT NO, YOU CHOSE SPENDING MONEY ON VETS AND LARGE CONTRACTS. YOU FUCKS. I WOULD RATHER LOOSE 100 GAMES PLUS WITH A NO NAME ROSTER THAN THIS SHIT YOU PUT ON THE FIELD.

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u/fly_guy1 Cincinnati Reds Jul 24 '26

GIVE ME CASH CONSIDERATIONS OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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u/flyingj138 Detroit Tigers • Dayton Dragons Jul 24 '26

BEST I CAN DO IS PLAYER TO BE NAMED LATER.

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u/Fearless_Rub2254 Jul 24 '26

VITELLO IS GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER AND IM SICK OF IT

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u/Boomhauer_007 Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

MY FEED WHEN I OPENED THE APP WAS BACK TO BACK TO BACK TWEETS FROM BOOB SAYING “BIG TEAM IS INTERESTED IN TALENTED YOUNG COST CONTROLLED PLAYER” WHY THE FUCK DOES HE GET PAID TO SAY NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE SO OFTEN

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u/Dyljam2345 Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

MY TEAM HASN'T WON IN DOZENS OF HOURS

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u/L00KINTOIT Philadelphia Phillies Jul 24 '26

THIS TEAM HAS 2.5 GOOD HITTERS AND 3 MAJOR LEAGUE CALIBER STARTING PITCHERS ALONG WITH ZERO PROSPECTS TO TRADE FOR AN UPGRADE SO NOTHING WILL CHANGE

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u/L00KINTOIT Philadelphia Phillies Jul 24 '26

BUT THE SIXERS JUST GOT LEBRON SO WHO CARES

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u/bigmanspercentage Pittsburgh Pirates Jul 24 '26

WHATS THE POINT OF REPLAY IF WE STILL GET THE CALLS WRONG AFTER REVIEWING THEM

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u/Tlix Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

STUPID ORIOLES AND THEIR STUPID ORANGE TOOK AWAY OUR WINNING STREAK HOW DARE YOU

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u/WhatsupDoc35 Major League Baseball Jul 24 '26

THE REST OF US WOULD BE HAPPY WITH A 7 GAME WIN STREAK!

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u/KingDangleyBllz Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

WE NEED A CATCHER

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u/PutStreet Washington Nationals Jul 24 '26

NOT A BELLY SCRATCHER?

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u/KingDangleyBllz Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zUW23b6FmzB5e
CORRECT! THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO AVOID

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u/solariam Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

STUPID ORANGE BIRDS MESSING UP OUR STREAK BY TEEING OFF ON A 23-YEAR OLD WITH CONTROL ISSUES WHO WE PICKED UP FOR A DIME.

AT LEAST NOW ALEX CORA CAN STOP SPAMMING PICTURES OF HIS KIDS TO HIS STORY TO SHOW THAT HE'S FINE WITHOUT US.

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u/LacklusteHero Detroit Tigers Jul 24 '26

THERE CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A TEAM MORE CONSISTENTLY "MID" THAN THE TIGERS.

THEY ARE PEAK CROMULENCE!

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

REALLY, METS - YOU JUST COULDN'T LET JOEY ORTIZ HIT FOR THE CYCLE?!?!

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u/CottageGrove81 Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

I JUST DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

GREG COUNSELL, IS THAT YOU?!??!

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u/ToxicDumptaker Detroit Tigers Jul 24 '26

I AM SO ANGRY THAT WE UTTERLY SHIT THE BED IN THE SPRING AND NOW WE HAVE TO CLAW OUR WAY CLOSER TO A WILD CARD SPOT OR ELSE WE WILL BE SELLERS AT THE DEADLINE

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u/flyingj138 Detroit Tigers • Dayton Dragons Jul 24 '26

WHY DOES MAY HAVE TO EXIST?

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u/SeedyRedwood Cleveland Guardians Jul 24 '26

LEBRON JAMES IS A PERSON AND CAN MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS BUT FUCKING CHRIST, PHILLY?

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u/Trappist_1984 Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

I'M TIRED OF ALEX BREGMAN

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u/jackholston Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

I’M TIRED OF HIS INFIELD POP UPS AND HIS ANTI CLUTCH TENDENCIES

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u/Trappist_1984 Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

EVERY DAMN TIME

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u/UneducatedReviews1 Chicago White Sox Jul 24 '26

EVERY TEAM THAT ARE BUYERS NEED THE EXACT SAME THING THAT MY TEAM NEEDS TO BUY AND THAT IS FUCKED UP.

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u/EtherEither Kansas City Royals Jul 24 '26

I LOVE DOWNTOWN BASEBALL STADIUMS BUT I HATE MY TAXES SUBSIDIZING THE BILLIONAIRES WHO OWN THEM.  

AAARGH!

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u/RuleNine Texas Rangers Jul 24 '26

BEING AT .500 FOR THE LAST SEASON AND A HALF SUCKS I'D ALMOST RATHER LOSE THAN BE SO COMPLETELY MEDIOCRE (NO I WOULDN'T)

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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

AT LEAST WE’RE COMPETING FOR BEST MEDIOCRE TEAM, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT THIS WEEKEND EXCEPT TO PREPARE FOR THE WORST

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u/parrenmitchellfan Baltimore Orioles Jul 24 '26

BALTIMORE

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u/HedgehogWild5985 Major League Baseball Jul 24 '26

AS A DODGER FAN I MISS THE GIANTS BEING COMPETITIVE SO THAT I HAVE A TEAM IN THAT DVISION TO HATE INSTEAD OF JUST PITY.

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u/pizzaplanet666 Arizona Diamondbacks Jul 24 '26

WE JUST SWEPT YOU BUT OK WE WILL GO BACK TO THE KIDS TABLE ANYWAY

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u/ello_officer Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

FUCK THE DODGERS FOR GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

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u/bingusbonguswongus Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

FUCK Apple TV. I already pay too much to Sportsnet to watch a HORRIFICALLY underperforming team, why THE FUCK should I pay to watch it on a SECOND shitty platform? Fuck you MLB for doing this

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u/solariam Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

BIRD BRO, I KNOW WE DON'T LIKE ONE ANOTHER RN BUT YOU'RE DEEPLY CORRECT ABOUT THIS.

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u/SeaEggplant8108 Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

WE LIKE YOU BETTER THAN THE YANKEES

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u/solariam Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

THE FEELING IS MUTUAL, LOVED WATCHING YOU TROLL THEM LAST YEAR

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u/MassholeSST Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

HEY I'LL TAKE THAT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

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u/thanksithas_pockets_ Toronto Blue Jays Jul 24 '26

AND FUCK SPORTSNET FOR RAISING THEIR RATES AND FUCK ROGERS FOR OWNING ALMOST EVERY PRO TEAM IN THIS CITY AND FUCK BELL AND ROGERS FOR EVERYTHING AND FUCK DUOPOLIES. 

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u/Mannheim_Bear Houston Astros Jul 24 '26

I ONLY HEARD "FUCK TV. I HORRIFICALLY THE FUCK I SECOND MLB" WHICH IS VERY CRYPTIC

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u/Far_Beach6698 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

WILL SMITHS NECK. 

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u/A_Pleasant_Nobody New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

WAIT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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u/Far_Beach6698 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

DALTON RUSHING HAS BEEN OUR MAIN CATCHER SINCE EARLY JUNE BECAUSE WILL SMITH “USED THE WRONG PILLOW” WHICH SOMEHOW LANDED HIM ON THE 60 DAY IL FOR AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME

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u/PvtSherlockObvious Atlanta Braves • San Francis… Jul 24 '26

THAT'S ONE FUCKED UP PILLOW RIGHT THERE

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u/A_Pleasant_Nobody New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME SHIT GIANCARLO STANTON WOULD DO

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u/sdickens66 Texas Rangers Jul 24 '26

WHY DO PITCHERS KEEP THROWING TO YORDAN!

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u/lucydaydreaming355 San Francisco Giants Jul 24 '26

NERVOUSLY WAITING FOR THE TRADE DEADLINE

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u/sagwithcapmoon Toronto Blue Jays • Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

ME TOO. ALREADY MOURNING THE LOSS OF GAUSMAN BECAUSE EVERYONE INTERVIEWS HIM AS IF HES NOT GONNA BE IN TORONTO NEXT WEEK

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u/samthewisetarly New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

JOSE CABALLERO DID NOTHING WRONG

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u/ScoresAndScores Colorado Rockies Jul 24 '26

WE HAVE BATS WHERE THE HELL IS OUR PITCHING STAFF

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u/beefdx Pittsburgh Pirates Jul 24 '26

WE HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL OFFENSE IN BASEBALL BUT CAN HARDLY STRING MORE THAN 3 WINS TOGETHER IN A ROW.

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u/starfleetdropout6 Los Angeles Angels • Chicago Cubs Jul 24 '26

THE ANGELS. THAT'S ALL.

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u/WhatsupDoc35 Major League Baseball Jul 24 '26

NUFF SAID

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u/KingMobScene New York Mets Jul 24 '26

I DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO LIST EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. SO I'M JUST GOING TO LIST THE PLAYERS WHO ARE NOT FOR SALE THIS DEADLINE.

SOTO, EWING, BENGE, MCLEAN, THORNTON.

EVERYONE ELSE IS UP FOR GRABS

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

TO THE OTHER CENTRALS - GET A ROOF!!! POVERTY FRANCHISES....

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

TO: ANDY FLETCHER - IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHALLENGES, CALL A BETTER GAME!!!

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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

I'M GOING TO ENTER MY PASSWORD ON MLB.COM TO WATCH TODAY'S GAME, JUST LIKE I DID THE DAY BEFORE THAT, AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT, AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT...

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u/TrapperJean New York Yankees Jul 24 '26

YESTERDAY THE WHITE HOUSE TOOK $100M AWAY FROM POOR FAMILIES IN CALIFORNIA AND THE DODGERS REWARDED HIM WITH A WORLD SERIES WIN, JACKIE WOULD BE FURIOUSLY ASHAMED

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u/EtherEither Kansas City Royals Jul 24 '26

WE’RE TOO GOOD ON PAPER TO BE IN “SELL” MODE AT THE TRADE DEADLINE BUT WE’RE TOO BAD IN REAL LIFE TO BE IN “BUY” MODE!

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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon Jul 24 '26

IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE FLAIR, YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT MOST OF THE AL

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u/bconn75 Boston Red Sox Jul 24 '26

I WISH BRAYAN BELLO COULD DO MORE THAN BE THE GREATEST LONG RELIEVER BASEBALL HAS EVER SEEN

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u/Worldly-Spinach2885 Arizona Diamondbacks Jul 24 '26

STOP PLAYING BACK-TO-BACK ANIMATIONS OF BAXTER CLAPPING OR MAKING A LIGHTNING BOLT AND JUST LET ME WATCH BASEBALL. I PROMISE I KNOW BALL WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW WHEN TO CHEER

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u/TheYumaOnion San Diego Padres Jul 24 '26

PADRES WHAT THE FUCK

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u/belliott009 Washington Nationals Jul 24 '26

FOSTER, LUIS, AND CJ NEED TO STAY PUT. EXTEND FOSTER AND CJ NOW!!! WE HAVE THREE DOZEN SHORTSTOP PROSPECTS. TRADE A COUPLE OF THEM FOR A SERVICEABLE BULLPEN ARM OR TWO!!!

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u/cogginsmatt Detroit Tigers Jul 24 '26

I'M SO TIRED OF TARIK SKUBAL MOCK TRADES WHEN WE SHOULD BE KEEPING HIM IN DETROIT FOREVER

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u/m-torr Philadelphia Phillies Jul 24 '26

THE SIXERS SIGNED LEBRON JAMES WHO TF CARES ABOUT BASEBALL (I care about baseball but I’m very excited)

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jul 24 '26

WHERE IS THE WILD BILL EXTENSION?!?!?

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u/Tears0fJ0y New York Mets Jul 24 '26

MY TEAM LETS ME DOWN CONSTANTLY

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u/cardinalkgb Cincinnati Reds • Rocket City Tra… Jul 24 '26

WHY DOES THE OWNERS OF MY TEAM SUCK?

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u/gingercooks Anaheim Angels Jul 24 '26

I MISS WHEN IT WAS EVEN A LITTLE BIT ENJOYABLE TO WATCH MY TEAM PLAY A BALL GAME

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u/Noy_Telinu Los Angeles Angels Jul 24 '26

SELL THE DAMN TEAM ARTE!

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u/HedgehogWild5985 Major League Baseball Jul 24 '26

MLBTV CONDENSED GAMES - STOP SKIPPING 10 BATTERS SO THAT YOU CAN SPEND THE TIME SHOWING ME 7 REPLAYS OF A STRIKE OUT

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u/mereham2022 St. Louis Cardinals Jul 24 '26

IF THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE DEPENDED ON THE CARDINALS BULLPEN, WE WOULD ALL BE FUCKED

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u/Financial-Swim-5884 Los Angeles Dodgers Jul 24 '26

I’M CHOOSING TO BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT I HAVE RIGHT NOW ALL THINGS CONSIDERED

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u/Liam0952 Baltimore Orioles • Chiba Lotte Mar… Jul 24 '26

CAN WE STOP GETTING INJURED PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

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u/tacotruck20004 Kansas City Royals Jul 25 '26

I GOT MY HOPES UP FOR MY TEAM NOT TO FUCK SOMETHING UP THIS YEAR, NOW THEYRE ONE OF THE WORST IN BASEBALL