r/badparking • • 1d ago

Sidewalks mean nothing

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Parked at a local donut shop. Front bumper was pushed against the sign but not sure if it was already damaged or not, couldn't get a photo before the guy left

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u/Madreese 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sign said "Drive-thru." So he tried.

*Thank you fellow redditors for the award.

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u/Tea-Bone-BK 1d ago

Saved me some typing.

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u/BDZ567 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is a prime example of how ridiculous these newer trucks are. Completely oversized for reality.

We had issues with one in my community for a while that stuck out into an already cramped road and blocked it so it effectively became one lane.

I get the need for a truck, I own one from the early 00's that's old school Ranger-adjacent, but I don't get the need for something that big if you don't live in the country or use it for work or to constantly haul and move stuff... Because that's what trucks like that are for, not every day commuting. It's just a "Look at me" mobile.

It slams fuel, is too big to effectively park in most places reasonably, and is a testament to consumerism and being the center of attention at the deficit of everyone else.

These trucks actively scream "I don't give a fuck about anyone but me" in anything outside of a country or heavy work environment where they belong.

I bet the bed barely even has a single scratch or sign of use.

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u/bumblewacky 1d ago

This is why I bought a ridgeline. Fits everywhere, comfy for daily driving or long distance, and I can huck shit into the back of it when needed.

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u/BDZ567 1d ago

I have an Explorer Sport Trac for the exact same reason. Ridgeline or Avalanche were the other two I looked at, but I got such a good deal on the explorer that I just rolled with it and I've been happy since. Easy as hell to work on too.

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u/Illustrious_Soup4759 1d ago

"It slams fuel, is too big to effectively park in most places reasonably, and is a testament to consumerism and being the center of attention at the deficit of everyone else."

This perfectly describes how I see them. I like smaller older trucks. It's these monstrosities that don't have so much as a scratch to show to be a working vehicle.

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u/BDZ567 1d ago

There is a huge market for older trucks for a reason right now. Older trucks are going for well over KBB value at the moment because people want reliable, serviceable vehicles that aren't full of electronics, are actually decently sized, and have alright-ish fuel economy.

The new stuff is just junk that is designed obsolescence in my opinion.

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u/pee_pee_wheelie 1d ago edited 16h ago

tl;dr: I knew of a guy with a truck he didn’t need, therefore every one I see outside of what I’ve deemed an appropriate backdrop is also unnecessary.

Edit: Downvoted for summarizing a pointless novel into a sentence. You people are exactly what they say about you.

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u/themehkanik 1d ago

Statistically, yes.

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u/slappadik 1d ago

thank you for your service

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u/DarthVaden87 1d ago

Wow way to make assumptions just because the bed doesn't get used doesn't mean he doesn't tow with it.

Also parking spots have also been getting progressively thinner and shorter a lot of companies aren't even bothering to size them according to the state size requirements because they're trying to cram in more spots for more cars.

If he had parked regular you would be complaining about the bed sticking out too far from the parking spot.

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u/Illustrious_Soup4759 1d ago

That spot isn't designed for that size of truck. If you buy a truck that large you should be prepared to park down the road.

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u/BDZ567 1d ago

Exactly. There's not a lot else to it. If you buy something that big, there's a basic level of understanding needed that you may not be able to fit into some spaces, and have to hoof it a bit out of courtesy for everyone else.

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u/Yowlfamaniac 1d ago

The truck is too big to park there. Needs to park on a side street and walk the rest of the way

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u/DarthVaden87 1d ago

Absolutely not, it's not their fault the parking spots aren't big enough.

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u/Yowlfamaniac 1d ago

But it IS their fault for trying to park there.

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u/DarthVaden87 1d ago

Yeah that sounds like the business owners problem not theirs.

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u/Yowlfamaniac 1d ago

“Absolutely not”. What and entitled ah

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u/DarthVaden87 1d ago

Whatever, it's a parking lot he has a vehicle he should be able to park.

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u/Odd-Proof9645 16h ago

He should…if he has a vehicle that doesn’t exceed the space provided

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u/BDZ567 1d ago

You're unintentionally furthering my points with whatever you think you're accomplishing.

The vehicle is too big to be parked there. It causes issues either way, therefore, it does not belong in the spot. Nobody cares about the semantics and excuses as to why. It's the reality of it. It's not courteous to park that behemoth there either way.

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u/Beginning_Annual5816 1d ago

Big truck drivers on this sub get so triggered when call them out on this shit.

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u/Strict_Second_1922 1d ago

Probably just a toy puller, boats and campers.

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u/slappadik 1d ago

entrance is around the left towards the front. he isn't blocking any doors or the drive thru access but damn, guess he waited for his sensor to blare before stopping

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u/Desructo 1d ago

I know a retired Pizza Hut when I see it, those windows from a bygone day...

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u/Bright-Ask-8793 1d ago

"It's not my fault they didn't make their parking spots big enough for my lifted F350 crew cab long box"

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u/garandguy1 1d ago

I know where that is! That sign has been down awhile and I think it was damaged slightly before but it does look like he bumped it a little.

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u/slappadik 1d ago

my daughter calls it frankendonuts lol wild there's a local georgetownian here!

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u/garandguy1 1d ago

I was pretty surprised to see this post too. I remember when a dozen was $6

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u/slappadik 1d ago

good ol days. now it's a dollar a donut but best donuts in the area

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u/Somguy555 1d ago

Imagine having a dick soooo small, you need a truck that big.

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u/Ambitious_Promise_29 1d ago

Imagine seeing a picture of a truck and immediately thinking of someone else's dick.

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u/Somguy555 1d ago

I think about dick a lot. What’s your problem?

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u/najeraa1024 1d ago

ridiculous

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u/GunnyUSMC1973 1d ago

There blocking the door.

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u/slappadik 1d ago

that's not the main entrance. it's over to the left outside of the photo

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u/GunnyUSMC1973 1d ago

I’ve had a neighbor do this for a broken door on his business

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u/TeachingWestern4518 1d ago

I’m entitled

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u/juessar 1d ago

No you don't understand! You HAVE to look at his truck, you see?

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u/nerdy_J 1d ago

Alternative is that he blocks the drive thru behind him…..ideally he would have picked a better spot entirely; but this makes me think he’s the owner of the store and parks in this spot often

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u/themehkanik 1d ago

Ah yes, here come the truck defenders to somehow claim this is acceptable because truck.

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u/Brando43770 1d ago

Dang. 10 mins after you posted, you already got a defender. They’re getting slower.

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u/Actionplumber1 1d ago

so you are against people that drive trucks??

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u/FaithlessnessCheap78 1d ago

Do you need a gender-affirming truck?

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u/Actionplumber1 1d ago

no need, i know my gender and there are only 2 genders

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u/Beginning_Annual5816 1d ago

two sexes, gender is a social construct. Sex refers to biological and anatomical parts, while gender is social dynamics, behaviors, and such.

So i guess you do need a gender affirming truck

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u/Actionplumber1 1d ago

ha thats about the dumbist think you could say

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u/themehkanik 1d ago

I’m against people who can’t obey traffic laws

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u/Actionplumber1 1d ago

ok karen

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u/themehkanik 1d ago

Ok never mind, you’re right, I’m against people who drive trucks. Y’all are annoying as fuck lmao.

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u/Actionplumber1 1d ago

stay in your lane karen

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u/Agile_Spray_415 1d ago

He’s against whatever Reddit tells him. He’s a sheep. Needs something to follow.

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u/themehkanik 1d ago

Damn you got me bro

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 1d ago

Maggats driving a maggatmobile believe everything is their property. How else will they demonstrate their level of entitlement if they don’t do shit like what they’re doing in the pic?

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u/Ex-squeeze_you_me 1d ago

I hate it, I hate stupidly large trucks, but if the alternative is he blocks flow in that obviously cramped parking lot, at least he made the conscientious choice.

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u/Manderthal13 1d ago

Looks like it's holding the sign from blowing away in the storm.

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u/slappadik 1d ago

it was no storm lol light rain

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u/Ps3godly 1d ago

These truck hate posts are hilarious.

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u/Conroman16 1d ago

It’s hilarious how unreasonable trucks and the dudes that drive them have become. As they get bigger and the dudes that buy them get bolder, it’s easy to see the pattern.

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u/Manderthal13 1d ago

Those parking spaces are way too short.

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u/slappadik 1d ago

truck isn't even in a parking space