Absolute Unit

r/absoluteunit • u/JokerUSMC • 23h ago

The World’s Oldest and Largest Nile Crocodile in Captivity, Henry, a 122-year-old 5-meter-long Nile Crocodile who lives in South Africa. He has fathered 10,000 offspring. He is estimated to weigh almost a ton.

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r/absoluteunit • u/lateapex- • 11h ago

Absolute Unit of an elk

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r/absoluteunit • u/LazyClerk408 • 16h ago

Aftermath of a failed bitcoin mining operation.

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r/absoluteunit • u/Money-Beautiful5196 • 22h ago

Huge bull elephant

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r/absoluteunit • u/Organic-Ad6957 • 10h ago

Of an opuntia I saw on a walk today

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r/absoluteunit • u/ultimo_hombre • 12h ago

Of a Christ Statue

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Armenia is constructing a massive 77-meter-tall (253-foot) statue of Jesus Christ on Mount Hatis.

r/absoluteunit • u/sasssyrup • 23h ago

The World’s Oldest and Largest Nile Crocodile in Captivity, Henry, a 122-year-old 5-meter-long Nile Crocodile who lives in South Africa. He has fathered 10,000 offspring. He is estimated to weigh almost a ton.

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After our fun discussion of his toothless cousin I figured you all would enjoy this toothier and apparently more virile fellow

r/absoluteunit • u/tontovila • 10h ago

Of a boat rollin down the road

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r/absoluteunit • u/OddApple33 • 21h ago

Of a Croc

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r/absoluteunit • u/BellySwap • 3h ago

Now that is one big statue 🤣

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r/absoluteunit • u/__hyphen • 19h ago

Absolute unit of Neck!

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r/absoluteunit • u/Dollypootin • 12h ago

Of jizz!

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