r/absoluteunit • u/Noflour2192 • 2d ago

Those doors aren’t that big?

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u/LunarLezzy 2d ago

Almost big enough for your mom.

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u/Biscuits4u2 2d ago

They made the door out of your mom's toe fungus

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u/crsaxby 2d ago

They shouldn't have eaten the cake that said, "Eat Me."

Now they need to find that little bottle that says, "Drink Me."

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u/Usual-Language-745 2d ago

I don’t know how yet, but these rhetorical post titles are going to be humanities downfall 

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u/Goofcheese0623 2d ago

You open that door one time. After that, it's just a boss fog.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 2d ago

Tartarian doors

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u/Nocturnatron 2d ago

Holy shit those people are tiny!

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u/beingmyself2point0 2d ago

The exact joke I was going to make.

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u/ReplicantN6 2d ago

Those look like the doors to St. Peters at the Vatican.

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u/Both-Mango1 2d ago

doors for people with giant egos.

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u/North-Fun7648 2d ago

Those people are tiny!

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u/Large-Spread3964 2d ago

Its a 6ft door, they're just really short

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u/Empty_Ad_3149 1d ago

I bet there voices are really high pitched like chipmunks

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u/crackersncheeseman 1d ago

It's shit like this that makes me think that giants used to run the county side

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u/GetOnWithit3344 1d ago

Isn’t that the federal reserve building in NYC?