r/absolutelynotme_irl • u/abi-el • 3d ago

Absolutely_not me irl

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u/Boris7939 3d ago

I never called BS harder than this.

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u/Angel_OfSolitude 3d ago

Honestly it's so stupid I'm inclined to think it's real. Reality is often far more dumb than people would ever write.

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u/Astrochops 3d ago

If you look at the thread from when this was posted yesterday, they have a link to the song on SoundCloud

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u/FriedFreya 3d ago

yeah it’s slightly too unhinged to be made up lol

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 3d ago

Someone replaced all the sounds in one of the elder scrolls games with the eeoouugggh sound Tim from home improvement makes so making a d'oh! Song is believable to me

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u/AndByMeIMeanFlexxo 1d ago

You ever seen the ancient mod for Skyrim which makes all the dragons into macho man Randy savage? People will make all sorts crazy shit for laughs.

Real talk thought it’s probably the best mod ever

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 3d ago

If you heard the song you’d be back at disbelieving, it’s a few comments down.

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u/The_R4ke 3d ago

Unfortunately, it's much worse than it sounds.

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u/Unlikely-Business-72 2d ago

I was just going to say this sounds like a song promo

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u/GrimbyJ 3d ago

Do you have a link so I don't have to go looking for another post?

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u/Astrochops 3d ago

You can do a reverse image search to find it, use your Google-fu

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u/Shadowmant 3d ago

But I’m les tired

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u/Astrochops 3d ago

Well have a nap but then fire ze google up

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u/Hot-Chip6034 2d ago

I have found myself involved in or around things I wouldn't believe if I didn't see myself.

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u/harpokuntish 3d ago

The only way to be sure would be to hear the sample.

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u/TheArmoryOne 14h ago

It's less of a question of if it's possible and more like "what's more likely, this actually happened or OP thought of it and wanted likes on Twitter?"

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u/jerseygunz 3d ago

is this real? no shot

am I going to pretend it is? Yes

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u/dCLCp 1d ago

Based on the username I believe it. u/poopscruffin4u is a powerful comedy wizard and this sounds exactly like something that would happen to her.

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u/LoathsomeLuke 3d ago

I choose to believe it’s real bc it’s funny

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 3d ago

MF Mad LIbs lookin' ass.

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u/xdxdxdxdxdx 3d ago

At no point in the sentence I could have predicted what was gonna come next

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u/UncreativeUsername84 3d ago

I had to read this about 4 times.

After the first time I said, "Wtf did that just say?"
After the second time I said, "Lady, why would you even feel the need to put that on social media?"
After the third time I said, "How does anybody else follow such ridiculous details?"
After the fourth time I said, "Oh that's a guy posting this? Makes total sense now."

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u/DiZZYDEREK 3d ago

That's not a man, she's a stand up comedian that posts on reddit. 

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u/UncreativeUsername84 3d ago

She calls herself "alpha male?" Is that the joke?

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u/Educational_Ruin_227 2d ago

It is A joke.

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u/no_good_answers 3d ago

Fake news!

Edit: I may have been too hasty.

https://m.soundcloud.com/mc4ndr3/lean-on-homer

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u/Psychological-Let-90 3d ago

Its not nearly as good as i was hoping for. Stretching out and slowing down the D'ohs would have sounded better.

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u/naveedkoval 3d ago

All that proves is that some heard this and then built a tweet story around it

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u/TwilCynder 3d ago

This reads like a modern dril tweet

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u/L-Lawliet23 3d ago

Of all the sentences, that's apparently one of them.

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u/MingoSpice 3d ago

So wait. Why is he an ex? I see green flags

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u/Whitetiger9876 3d ago

Link the remix coward. Doh!

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u/Queeberschaircompany 3d ago

Ok fine, just post your Mad Libs, who's gonna stop you?

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u/fxzero666 3d ago

Where can I hear this?

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u/voiceofreasonne 3d ago

A repost from yesterday? Reddit truly sucks now.

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u/kGibbs 3d ago

I love Poopscruffin, she's a stand up comedian from WI. 👍

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u/JaysRep 3d ago

Well that was a ride

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u/naveedkoval 3d ago

Holy quirky word salad

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u/Blephotomy 2d ago

it probably wasn't Homer; it was probably just Club Nouveau's cover where they have someone singing "doh" mapped to synthesizer keys. Their cover was released in November of 1986; Homer first said "D'oh!" on the Tracey Ullman show in November of 1988.

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u/mikepartdeux 2d ago

We're down to like 17 unique sentences now

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u/OneWithFireball 2d ago

The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to make sense.

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u/Inner_Cartoonist_874 2d ago

There's a lot of shit going on here

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u/telemusketeer 2d ago

No you didn’t, because no he doesn’t, because none of that nonsense happened.

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u/try2bcool69 2d ago

There is a lot to unpack here.

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u/lbantekas 1d ago

That is so much good information.