r/Wellthatsucks • • 5h ago

Equal opportunity sucking

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u/Theotherwahlberg 5h ago

Dude took the ball straight to his wicket.

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u/Bealzebubbles 5h ago

Did the umpires call a dead ball?

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u/TYBEEEZ 5h ago

Nah I think it’ll still be able to work

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u/RooneyD 4h ago

He would be wearing a cup. So probably bruised, but not dead.

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u/Bealzebubbles 4h ago

This is a much better pun if you know cricket terminology.

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle 2h ago

I’m pretty sure they got the joke dw, I believe they were doing a ‘yes and’

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u/Dy3_1awn 2h ago

I know shit all about cricket and it’s still funny

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u/Tearaway32 5h ago

There’s at least two of them. 

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u/Tearaway32 5h ago

What level is this? There’s some impressive broadcast / camera set ups for what doesn’t seem to be a particularly high grade of cricket based on the gameplay and pitch. 

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u/Ghostly_100 5h ago

The European Cricket Network Series is very low level in the grand scheme of things. It’s comprised of what’s essentially local clubs across parts of Europe where cricket isn’t that popular. I’m sure everyone in this league has full time jobs and do this on the side for fun.

The broadcast quality is exceptional for the level though. Some teams in the highest level domestic cricket competition in England (County Championshop) don’t have as good of a broadcast as this.

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u/AdorableBunnies 5h ago

This is hilarious

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u/Unfair_Turnip00 5h ago

Got that wicket at least.

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u/GazTheSpaz 5h ago

It's been a while since I've physically recoiled whilst watching a video, but there's that feeling again

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u/ukexpat 1h ago

Reminiscent of the time in 1969 when New Zealand batsman Glenn Turner was hit in the nuts by a fast ball from England bowler Alan Ward, dropping him to the ground in agony. After Turner painfully recovered and stood back up to face the final delivery of the over, commentator Brian Johnson, known for his wit, said dryly: Turner looks a bit shaky and unsteady, but I think he's going to bat on...one ball left.

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u/Individual_Manner336 5h ago

Cricket is a wonderful game.

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u/ghostofstankenstien 3h ago

Christ I try to understand this game.

Really I do.

I can't tell fuck all what's happening

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u/LeonJPancetta 2h ago

Pitcher throws a meatball, batter hits a weak ground ball that goes through the legs of the second baseman, and then gets hit in the nuts going for third.

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u/Defiant-Magician6092 3h ago

What is your point of reference? Baseball?

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u/ghostofstankenstien 2h ago

Yes. And I respect cricket. No shade. When Great Britain was in the baseball world games I rooted hard for them. And tried to get cricket.

Too American I guess.

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u/enceladus7 2h ago

I'd say many of the concepts overlap. It's like baseball except there's only two "bases", and the batters run back and forth between them to score runs instead of circuit like baseball.

Instead of a pitcher getting strikes on a missed swing, it's a bowler trying to hit the wickets on a missed swing.

Instead of the batter just having one go, they keep going until out or all the throws have been done.

Like baseball catching a hit is an out.

Like baseball you can out the batter by beating them to the "base" with the ball.

Like baseball if you whack it out the field it's an immediate score (although counts for more runs in cricket)

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u/Xx_SoFlare_xX 2h ago

????? its overall the same as baseball

instead of a diamond you have a lane with 2 tiles instead of 4 tile diamonds, and you can make multiple loops each counting as a point

instead of the having a catcher behind the batter to check for a strike , you have those rods called stumps, which if are hit, is a full out.

instead of of the ball having to fly straight to the batter, it has to hit the ground once before reaching the batter. and must only be under hip level when it reaches the batter.

everything else is just differences in scoring and turns but thats about it

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u/ghostofstankenstien 1h ago

Just like baseball.

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u/unoffensivename 1h ago

What?

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u/Defiant-Magician6092 1h ago

Baseball is like basic cricket in an alley, because that it what it started out as.

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u/Shayden-Froida 3h ago

Do they have strikes and balls in cricket like baseball? They do now.

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u/WholeWideHeart 3h ago

That laugh was so pure and infectious

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u/TheDamned1333 2h ago

That pitch is like a cow field

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u/MetalHead_Literally 2h ago

That laugh was so pure and infectious

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u/sdharbor 1h ago

should had shouted DUCK or is he out for a duck.

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u/sunshineTucson 1h ago

I read every comment and they are all great. 😊