r/Wellthatsucks • • 14h ago

Uninvited roommate…

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I am 5’1. The shed was fresh😩
(My grandmothers house)
House was built in the early 1900s and has in wall storage drawers all throughout the upstairs.. She lives in the middle of several acres of cotton fields and hay fields, so field mice and rat snakes outdoors are always a problem around this time when they are cutting. No wonder we haven’t seen any mice in the house.

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u/jeffythunders 14h ago

That’s terrifying and i want to know what she’s holding that needed to be blurred out

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u/LoanDebtCollector 14h ago

That's an oversized [redacted].

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u/justabill71 11h ago

Colonel, you'd better take a look at this radar.

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u/DickyReadIt 9h ago

What is it Johnson?

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u/Small_Engineer7069 14h ago

Terrifying, yes.
All that’s blurred out is a bag sitting behind me and my hand because it looks weird and I didn’t like it😔😂

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u/scorematey 13h ago

Blurring out her own hand but leaving the snake skin longer than her completely visible is a bold choice

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u/Small_Engineer7069 6h ago

a girl can’t be a little insecure about her hands :/ 😂😂
they just looked weird

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u/NewOpposite8008 14h ago

Rat snakes are rad though

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u/Small_Engineer7069 6h ago

yes! wouldn’t kill him unless I have to. It is my goal to hopefully be able to push him out by closing off most entrances/exits near the top of the house and leaving a opening under our porch so hopefully before winter he will move out. the field mice will run off too around the end of November. I’m not too worried because he’s at least kept to his side of the house, just would prefer he move out. 😂

This unfortunately is not the first time she has had snakes in the house - it just is ending with me.

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u/noncongruent 11h ago

They are definitely high on the cool factor.

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u/corona_kid 13h ago

Bad news! You have a mouse problem!

Good news! You won’t for long!

Bad news! You now have a snake problem!

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u/tweakingforjesus 3h ago

Possums won’t be far behind.

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u/slim_thick_ok 14h ago

Uninvited roommate is right. He pays no rent and still eats well.

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u/CatProgrammer 7h ago

He pays in pest control service.

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u/Small_Engineer7069 6h ago

this deal works… for now

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u/MrDavieT 14h ago

The snake?

Or the human? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Commercial-words 14h ago

I'm sorry, but if I opened a drawer and found that, the entire house would officially belong to the snake now.

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 14h ago

No mice in the house, but at what cost? x'D

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u/NewOpposite8008 14h ago

Cool! Put it in a jar and enjoy

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u/Huntred 13h ago

I saw something like this in the Alien series of films.

Slowly look up — but don’t then freeze up at what you see.

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u/No-Zombie1004 13h ago

That skin looks like a massive tapeworm.

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u/More_Raisin_2894 11h ago

Why is the hand blurred out?

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u/zhenyuanlong 9h ago

Keep him! He pays rent in taking care of your rodent problem!

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u/Lieber_Doenermann 14h ago

Oh that's not a cable

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u/yellojecket 2h ago

Omg, I thought OP was the uninvited guest, I was relieved it was just a snake. People are terrifying.

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u/Ok_Fall_9569 1h ago

What sucks? It’s cool you have rat snakes to keep rodents under control. You know what really sucks? Hantavirus from a damned rodent. That sucks.

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u/JeffTheNth 14h ago

it's likely eating the other uninvited guests...
might want to let this one stay around until there's no evidence of any other guests...

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u/DickyReadIt 9h ago

WHATS IN YOU HAND AND WHATS ON THE FLOOR‽‽‽