r/UnnecessaryQuotes • u/frog-jesus • Sep 05 '26

Found in a local gas station

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u/andyduphresne92 Sep 05 '26

"Okay" I "won't"

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u/Thin_Dream2079 Sep 08 '26

Read this as April Ludgate

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u/fenwayb Sep 05 '26

I think this means drugs are okay but don't anal each other in here

2

u/linux-usr69 Sep 07 '26

You must be a cryptologist

1

u/Thin_Dream2079 Sep 08 '26

Or a cryptoproctologist

6

u/Recent-Bowl-1393 Sep 05 '26

Which restroom can I use DRUGS in?

1

u/Adventurous-Back-102 Sep 08 '26

The one at 7-Eleven, of course...

7

u/420pov Sep 05 '26

What about the "OTHER" restroom(s)?

2

u/honestfyi Sep 07 '26

Hahaha great question!

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u/bodhidharma132001 Sep 05 '26

It's not "drugs" it's "medicine"

4

u/phuktup3 Sep 05 '26

It’s ok, this is just a SHIT

5

u/Ritualsexclub Sep 06 '26

Jokes on you, I was on drugs before I entered the bathroom.

5

u/TraditionAcademic968 Sep 07 '26

I'll just use a single drug

2

u/alexisgreat420 Sep 08 '26

One DRUG pls

3

u/CaptLoads Sep 07 '26

I won't use "drugs". I'll use drugs. Real drugs.

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u/NoDig513 Sep 07 '26

Ironic drugs

2

u/No-Tap6886 Sep 07 '26

I don't "use", I "do" drugs. I'm safe

2

u/thinktwomuch Sep 08 '26

Please don't use "QUOTATIONS" to add "EMPHASIS"

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u/djwired Sep 06 '26

I worked at a restaurant in college where in the employee bathroom next to the sink had a soap holder with “Do Coke Here” written above it.

1

u/future_pirate Sep 07 '26

I suspect this sign was specfically because they got tired of the bathroom smelling like weed

1

u/Therealginahandler Sep 08 '26

Needles in the trash.

1

u/CasperTPaul Sep 07 '26

that sign can’t stop me, because i can’t read

1

u/farquin_helle Sep 08 '26

please “DON’T”

1

u/Best_Barracuda_5546 Sep 08 '26

yessir, i’ll use lowercase drugs only

1

u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Sep 08 '26

Well that's clearly an alleged acronym (for something I dont know). Sooooo, not a problem!

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u/Green_Result_4448 Sep 08 '26

Now I want to do drugs in their restroom. Sorry, “DRUGS”

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u/ArcamianLiberation Sep 08 '26

I worked for a law firm in Hartford, CT, located near the state capitol. Every once in a while, I'd go to the McDonald's down the street for lunch. The Hartford Courant later did a series of stories on prostitution in the city. It stated that one of the local prostitutes' favorite places for shooting heroin was the women's bathroom in that McDonald's.

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u/the_penis-mightier85 Sep 08 '26

I won't I'll just do meth

1

u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 Sep 08 '26

So no smoking in the bathroom.

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u/TRUMPARUSKI Sep 09 '26

That’s hilariously optimistic. You think a tweaker or a crackhead are going to bother reading the sign?

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u/SurlyTurkey Sep 09 '26

They're tired of "drugs" in the bathroom. Please just use the real thing.

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u/Anon1073 Sep 09 '26

DRUGS 😉