r/Unclejokes • u/Masselein • 21d ago

I heard that Phil Collins once had sex with a princess.

He said, “I can feel it coming in the heir tonight.”

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u/cinnamontoastcrunch2 21d ago

Oh, Lordess...

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u/Dr-Chibi 21d ago

He was just One More Knight

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 21d ago

I hate you for this.

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u/Responsible-Alps-500 21d ago

You speak of Princess Sussudio

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 21d ago

Mustard Tiger

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u/Gorilowen 20d ago

And she said "you can't hurry, love..."