r/Unclejokes • u/Beautiful_Donut6412 • 24d ago

Did you hear about the gruesome murder at the Waffle House?

When they discovered the man's body it was scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped and topped.

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u/No-More-Excuses-2021 24d ago

This joke is scrambled and mashed. Needs to be presented better.

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u/nonoimsomeoneelse 24d ago

All the way. It's a meal.

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u/Alchohol_Influencer 24d ago

Gory. A joke like that wouldn't go over easy in /dadjokes.

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u/Whatthbuck 24d ago

I I like mine smothered, covered, and country

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u/sulldanivan 24d ago

Not to mention battered and fed to a Hillbilly.

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u/Obamna_Soda_ 12d ago

Clearly none of the other commenters have worked in a Waffle House before, I appreciate this one, bro