r/Unclejokes • u/Masselein • Sep 13 '26

What do you call three prostitutes in their underwear?

Panty hoes.

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u/cybeaux 29d ago

Kinda like a 3 legged panty hose race?

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u/eberkyurek Sep 13 '26

They are whoreible

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u/Alchohol_Influencer Sep 13 '26

Skank you for that observation.

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u/Creeplurkthrowaway 27d ago

When BVD stands for bevy ov venereal diseases

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u/DoDoorman Sep 13 '26

Appetizer, the main course & desert