r/Unclejokes • u/chuckycastle • Aug 14 '26

sexual What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

I can’t jelly my dick in your ass

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u/atom036 Aug 14 '26

Now Lilly won't talk to you for a month

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u/DollyZoom Aug 14 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/SpareMushrooms Aug 14 '26

Yikes 😬

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u/chuckycastle Aug 14 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/SpareMushrooms Aug 14 '26

Thank you sir. 🙏

2

u/Putzlol Aug 14 '26

One of my favorites!

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u/Steveefoxxoffi1 Aug 14 '26

Where is the peanut butter?

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u/SatanSemenSwallower Aug 15 '26

"I do... PG-13 things to jars of peanut butter"

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u/Skilledpainter Aug 15 '26

My friend would joke about putting peanut butter on his balls and letting his dog Buster lick it off. Although I really don't think he was joking, as much as he would bring it up as a joke

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u/Sifyreel Aug 15 '26

Does the cylinder ever get stuck?

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u/Parronski Aug 15 '26

Not in this economy

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u/chuckycastle Aug 15 '26

Guess we’ll need to tap into the Federal Preserve