r/TwoSentenceSadness • • Oct 21 '23

On Fiction

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r/TwoSentenceSadness is a creative writing fiction subreddit. All stories posted must be assumed to be fictional, even if they aren't.

Effective immediately, comments discussing the "realness" of stories will be removed by automod. The list of phrases that will result in removal will be maintained by the mod team, and will be updated without warning.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 6h ago

The panda walked out of my diner.

17 Upvotes

Contemplating the bullet hole between the eyes of my best line cook, I remembered reading somewhere that Ailuropoda melanoleuca eats shoots and leaves.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 20h ago

It was a common rumor in the PTA that the janitor was a creep and that students shouldn't go near him.

130 Upvotes

But if it wasn't for his sacrifice, that shooter would have hurt so many more of them.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 3h ago

I used to despise the people that can immediately stop loving the people they hate

6 Upvotes

The older I get, the more I envy the fuck out of them.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1h ago

I saw her again and told her I've always thought of her as the one that got away.

• Upvotes

She said she thought of me as a dodged bullet.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 21h ago

Quinn smiles at the caseworker, "I'll take good care of the kids, three siblings is nothing to worry about, see you at the next check-in!"

55 Upvotes

Turning to the cowering children, her smile turns into a snarl, "alright, you government funded bastards, you wanna stay together, work hard and never disobey otherwise I'll make sure there's hell to pay."


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1d ago

I pulled over to let the ambulance with the sirens wailing pass.

79 Upvotes

As I turned into my street, I saw it leaving my house slowly, sirens now quiet.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 6h ago

“With me it will be different, I’ll protect you - I love you”, he promised after she confided in him about the cruel ways she was abused by her ex.

3 Upvotes

Two years later, she whimpers not because of the pain, but at the foolishness she now feels.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1d ago

"You know, liking WW2 documentaries is usually a red flag when it comes to first date interests." she said as they each sipped on their coffee.

633 Upvotes

"All I can say to that is that I'm nostalgic for a time when punching nazis was universally considered a good thing." he said with a smile.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1d ago

“Just charge me with whatever gets me the death penalty, I don’t want to live without my baby!” he wailed to the police officers.

268 Upvotes

Nine hours earlier he simply drove to work, forgetting to drop his three year old daughter off at daycare.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1d ago

Despite all of the pain I’m in at the end of things now, I’d still choose to do it again.

39 Upvotes

Knowing and loving you will always be worth it.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1d ago

Some days it feels like my phone wakes up and chooses violence.

37 Upvotes

Well the world chose violence for me at birth, but that's why I bought the extended warranty for my phone is what I'm saying.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1d ago

I lit the candles and through tears began singing happy birthday.

51 Upvotes

He would've been 2 this year.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1d ago

The worst part of going to hell isn't the eternal punishment.

50 Upvotes

It's knowing you'll forever sit at the pearly gates waiting for me.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 2d ago

The elderly resident waited patiently for his estranged family to collect him for Christmas lunch.

327 Upvotes

As the sun set in the evening he was still watching for their car through the window.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 1d ago

Day after day Dolores went to the bus stop and waited to see her daughters bright red boots descend the stairs to her.

57 Upvotes

Every day her nurse at the Alzheimer's facility comes to sit with her, not the person Dolores waiting for but the only one there that can fill the space.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 2d ago

Something is wrong with the woman who is taking care of me today.

244 Upvotes

She kept talking about some family gathering we were at last year even though I had never met her before this morning.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 2d ago

The bird

53 Upvotes

The bird who had confessed his loneliness was bathed in love and meaning. 

A week later, the bird ate a berry he knew was poison, and the only ones to attend his wake were the eulogizing wind and pallbearer flies.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 2d ago

I'm not leaving you behind.

25 Upvotes

You just can't come with me.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 2d ago

For sale: two seater baby stroller.

141 Upvotes

Will trade for single seater.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 2d ago

At Build-A-Bear you can pay extra to put a little toy heart that sounds like little heartbeats.

76 Upvotes

I couldn't stop listening to the heartbeat of my rainbow baby.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 3d ago

My phone notification read, “parcel lost in transit.”

395 Upvotes

Now I’ll never get my boyfriend’s ashes and the engagement ring he promised me.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 3d ago

She wished to “find happiness” on every shooting star, stray eyelash, and birthday candle.

95 Upvotes

As tears rolled down her face, she realized she should’ve wished to keep the happiness too.


r/TwoSentenceSadness • • 3d ago

I angrily chewed out the young man for struggling so much with money, while driving a classic luxury car everywhere.

167 Upvotes

And he has the gall to cry and say his dead father's car is the only thing his mom let him keep?