r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/light_sweet_crude • 6h ago
The panda walked out of my diner.
Contemplating the bullet hole between the eyes of my best line cook, I remembered reading somewhere that Ailuropoda melanoleuca eats shoots and leaves.
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r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/light_sweet_crude • 6h ago
Contemplating the bullet hole between the eyes of my best line cook, I remembered reading somewhere that Ailuropoda melanoleuca eats shoots and leaves.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Riddle-Maker • 20h ago
But if it wasn't for his sacrifice, that shooter would have hurt so many more of them.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Odd_Ostrich2149 • 3h ago
The older I get, the more I envy the fuck out of them.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/robopirateninjasaur • 1h ago
She said she thought of me as a dodged bullet.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Worldly_Lab_7061 • 21h ago
Turning to the cowering children, her smile turns into a snarl, "alright, you government funded bastards, you wanna stay together, work hard and never disobey otherwise I'll make sure there's hell to pay."
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Russj56 • 1d ago
As I turned into my street, I saw it leaving my house slowly, sirens now quiet.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/1minimalist • 6h ago
Two years later, she whimpers not because of the pain, but at the foolishness she now feels.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/GailynStarfire • 1d ago
"All I can say to that is that I'm nostalgic for a time when punching nazis was universally considered a good thing." he said with a smile.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/1minimalist • 1d ago
Nine hours earlier he simply drove to work, forgetting to drop his three year old daughter off at daycare.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Undead-Dead987 • 1d ago
Knowing and loving you will always be worth it.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Round_Reading_945 • 1d ago
Well the world chose violence for me at birth, but that's why I bought the extended warranty for my phone is what I'm saying.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/beese_churger-95 • 1d ago
He would've been 2 this year.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/DakittyRizzard • 1d ago
It's knowing you'll forever sit at the pearly gates waiting for me.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Russj56 • 2d ago
As the sun set in the evening he was still watching for their car through the window.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Worldly_Lab_7061 • 1d ago
Every day her nurse at the Alzheimer's facility comes to sit with her, not the person Dolores waiting for but the only one there that can fill the space.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Pflugervillian001 • 2d ago
She kept talking about some family gathering we were at last year even though I had never met her before this morning.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/OkBeautifulMoon • 2d ago
The bird who had confessed his loneliness was bathed in love and meaning.
A week later, the bird ate a berry he knew was poison, and the only ones to attend his wake were the eulogizing wind and pallbearer flies.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/HalloweenLoves • 2d ago
You just can't come with me.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Riddle-Maker • 2d ago
Will trade for single seater.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/viktoryarozetassi • 2d ago
I couldn't stop listening to the heartbeat of my rainbow baby.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/sammy_vldz • 3d ago
Now I’ll never get my boyfriend’s ashes and the engagement ring he promised me.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/UsefulDamage56 • 3d ago
As tears rolled down her face, she realized she should’ve wished to keep the happiness too.
r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Whocaresdamit • 3d ago
And he has the gall to cry and say his dead father's car is the only thing his mom let him keep?