r/TooMeIrlForMeIrl • u/TheDarkKnight505 • Sep 01 '26

Shippost of the day Toomeirlformeirl

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Shitpost of the day.

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u/ebers0 Sep 02 '26

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u/RawDogginMySpaghetti Sep 03 '26

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

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u/Chopper242 Sep 02 '26

I farted away a migraine once. Greatest thing in the world!

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u/Right_Ear_2230 Sep 02 '26

sneezed one away

for 2 minutes

it came back

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u/codm_playernumwhat Sep 02 '26

And I summoned headache by laughing your comment.

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u/Guilty_05 Sep 05 '26

Is it possible to learn this power

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Sep 01 '26

Yeah but then I had to change my pants

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u/Infamous_Today3462 Sep 01 '26

Have y'all ever farted so strong it stings your butthole?

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u/Practical_Meet4171 Sep 02 '26

No, that's just you

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u/74_homeroom Sep 02 '26

Been there!! Very unsettling after the fact

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 Sep 03 '26

Nah but I’ve farted to scratch an itch around the bumhole. Works like a charm

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u/Infamous_Today3462 Sep 03 '26

I mean, who hasn't?

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u/peacelovetree Sep 04 '26

I feel like that’s more content related than force related.

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u/Electrical_Hunter597 Sep 02 '26

I gave my wife a horrible stomach ache from back door stuff before so top that

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u/Van_Ghalta782 Sep 03 '26

Such genius is considered madness by some

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u/Van_Ghalta782 Sep 04 '26

Thou holdest forbidden knowledge but carelessly cast pearls before swine. Take heed: safeguard these precious secrets lest they fall into the hands of evildoers.

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u/plussizedbeauty7 Sep 02 '26

I have IBS so… yes farting away that stomach ache feels amazing!

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u/Forsaken_Duty8097 Sep 02 '26

I'd be afraid to shit myself so I fart while on the toilet

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u/libre_office_warlock Sep 02 '26

Every time I think it's finally the family appendix or gallbladder curse...sweet relief instead. Just gas pains. All day every day. Underrated how badly those can hurt...

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u/lophophoro Sep 03 '26

im so glad i actually eat healthy enough to never had experience this in my life and hopefully never will

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 Sep 03 '26

Definitely still can. In fact many of the healthiest foods give off more gas when digested

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u/lophophoro Sep 05 '26

Then I guess I’m just blessed with the good genetics cuz I’ve never had experience this atrocity

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u/Zylobalsamum Sep 03 '26

It's not a health thing lol

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u/SnarkyIguana Sep 03 '26

Growing up any time I ever had an ache or didn’t feel well my dad would half jokingly say “fart.” And my mom and I would always yell at him

But the worst part is when it works

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u/GrimSkeptic Sep 03 '26

ah but ever farted while on the toilet and had the clean feeling?

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u/theZetaman Sep 03 '26

And your body fat percentage looks like it went from 35% to 20%

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u/Specopsangheili Sep 05 '26

Every single time. It's my one party trick.

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u/UltimateT1tan Sep 03 '26

You know full well that the smell would be considered a biological weapon of mass disruption

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u/PressAltToDisappear Sep 04 '26

I meed surgery for my cancer

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u/niccoSun Sep 04 '26

When you have a stuffed up nose and that feeling of it clearing up and you can breathe again.. oh so good.

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u/Automatic_Divide3076 Sep 07 '26

If you have stomach problems, you should try testosterone supplements. They work well.

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u/Macfrom1987 Sep 08 '26

Ever farted so hard it feels like you dropped a jean size?