I went to a marinara today to learn about broats

[u/rek1aimer]

[u/brenttoastalive]

I have five of broat

[u/rek1aimer → u/brenttoastalive]

I’m a captain tooooo

[u/livesNbox → u/rek1aimer]

Captain to captain 🚢

[u/Inevitable_Can8020 → u/rek1aimer]

Ahroy!

[u/TangentialFUCK → u/brenttoastalive]

Five of broat equals 4 of coin

[u/US3_ME_ → u/brenttoastalive]

Do you live in a class III fishing vessel or a hole?_

[u/broats_ → u/brenttoastalive]

You stole my broats

[u/Inevitable_Can8020]

Did you go to Delgrango’s? I heard it’s right there in the marina. 🍤 🦞

[u/rek1aimer → u/Inevitable_Can8020]

I wasn’t gonna pay those prices, so I went around the back

[u/mrbeavertonbeaverton → u/rek1aimer]

Jackprot!

[u/4_13_20 → u/rek1aimer]

BRINGO

[u/Inevitable_Can8020 → u/rek1aimer]

To the drumpster? Good idea

[u/JosephMadeCrosses → u/Inevitable_Can8020]

Thanks to Cousin Joshy.

[u/OfficerBarbier → u/JosephMadeCrosses]

Bringo!

[u/Crabs_go_sideways_4 → u/Inevitable_Can8020]

For your health 

[u/urbanhag → u/Inevitable_Can8020]

Mmm, tangy

[u/DavidTenn-Ant → u/urbanhag]

What is this; little bit of crayeeeb?

[u/ClassicTBCSucks93 → u/DavidTenn-Ant]

Crunching intensifies

[u/Unstabler69 → u/rek1aimer]

All that paper money for some stinky old fish!

[u/rek1aimer → u/Unstabler69]

Fish is for cats

[u/denvermynt → u/rek1aimer]

Tangy

[u/ClassicTBCSucks93 → u/rek1aimer]

Not paying all that paper money for some stinky ole fish

[u/Yo_Eleven]

Who cares, just a bunch of hunks on broats

[u/JosephMadeCrosses]

Put the anchor down, you dingus! We're gonna sink!

[u/rickdiesel]

Turn this dock off it's dry!!!!

[u/Castellan_Ishmael]

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Marinara, you say?!

[u/sjaxn314159]

I know.

[u/felinefluffycloud]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLsaBMK6Mg8DK

[u/dannypants143]

Y’ever see an abandoned broat fulla barnacles? Just scrape it off, ya dummy! Then you’ll have a homemade broat of yours!

[u/ClassicTBCSucks93]

Down at the marana I saw a broat made of wood like a gym floor name of crispcraft.

[u/D00PEES]

Looks clean to me

[u/sacrelicio]

Could we take a slow boat to China

[u/sacrelicio]

Why aren't you wearing a captain's hat?

[u/IntelligentAd1993 → u/sacrelicio]

This is a captain’s hat

[u/sacrelicio → u/IntelligentAd1993]

Ehhhh

[u/rectusnine]

Bringo!

[u/_Stewyleopard]

Bringo

[u/mtf253]

I work at a marina and this is the only way I pronounce it.

[u/funknut → u/mtf253]

Tu eres un marinaro?

[u/Doctor_Danguss]

Ship name of broat

[u/Oh__Archie → u/Doctor_Danguss]

SS Spagett!

[u/ClassicTBCSucks93 → u/Oh__Archie]

No gusty gale could spook the seamen aboard the SS Spaghett quite like their hot tempered admiral

[u/Oh__Archie → u/ClassicTBCSucks93]

You should have seen his face!

[u/ClassicTBCSucks93 → u/Oh__Archie]

"I was hoisting the jib and man with long tail yell "Spaghett"! It was not scarrrry, it was just abnormal"

[u/Acceptable_Ratio_382]

Mobin couldn’t hack it