I accidentally hit a stormtrooper with my bike so they sent every scout trooper in the galaxy to take me down

[u/IntelligentRace1954]

unfortunately the stormtrooper hit happened a few minutes before this so I wasn’t able to screen record it, but I had the misfortune of this whole shebang taking place right next to an imperial garrison, but fortunately in Outlaws you can fight an entire goddam war on a garrison’s front door and they won’t do anything unless your in eyeshot.

[u/solo13508]

On the list of the many things Vader doesn't tolerate: roadway violations. What do you think he'd do if he found out this garrison was just letting reckless driving take place on their watch?

[u/belladonnagilkey → u/solo13508]

Good Guy Vader Ensures Safety For All Drivers.

[u/White_Falcon_1263]

He was 1 day away from retirement! 

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/White_Falcon_1263]

What have I done…

[u/VonMillersThighs]

Upgrade your blaster more and Kaye can wipe the floor with an entire regiment of stormtroopers lol.

[u/Wezbob → u/VonMillersThighs]

Especially if you use the adrenaline charge that you had ready for the entire video but didn't touch.. made my eye twitch.

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/Wezbob]

lol I always forget about that thing

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/VonMillersThighs]

I bet lol, unfortunately I’ve been done with this campaign for awhile, I just recently remembered I screen recorded that so that I could post it

[u/VonMillersThighs → u/IntelligentRace1954]

I never finished it Ubisoft campaigns are just too fucking long. Had the same issue with AC shadows

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/VonMillersThighs]

I think it felt so long because they pack like 20 fetch quests into each mission and it’s mainly rinse-and-repeat stealth for the literal entire game, was not a fan of that

[u/philbax]

Did you even watch Andor? 😂

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/philbax]

Not season 2 yet I’m slacking, and it’s been awhile with season 1 as well. I guess you could say… I’m just a tourist

[u/RenderedCreed]

It's like the end of The Blues Brothers movie

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/RenderedCreed]

I understood that reference

[u/KDY_ISD]

You desperately need the AoE blaster lol

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/KDY_ISD]

I sprinted through that campaign, I was excited when I started it but it just ended up getting super tedious so by the end I was just laser focused on speedrunning the campaign, so I was running with the bum blaster

[u/KDY_ISD → u/IntelligentRace1954]

I mostly spent a lot of time in the middle playing sabacc

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/KDY_ISD]

The sabaac was indeed fun, I also loved the atmosphere and the world designs, I just wasn’t big on pretty much everything else

[u/TheCatLamp]

STOP THAT.

[u/Murkee420]

Ever seen Andor? They have to do this now or Andor happens.

[u/Mohnaka]

I'm pretty sure I did the same thing at one point, also on Akiva. They stand almost in the middle of the road and then get mad at you for not being able to see them when it's dark and raining 🙄

I also once misjudged where I was going on Toshara and went off a small cliff landing riiight onto one of the little outposts. The "what the kriff?" from one of the stormtroopers as Kay casually got off her speeder like she didn't just nearly squash them was hilarious.

[u/IntelligentRace1954 → u/Mohnaka]

Exactly!! Those dudes are practically jumping in front of my bike half the time and then get mad when they’re getting greased

[u/Normal_Tour6998]

And they still didn’t get the kill.

[u/TheInitiativeInn]

Yeah, "accidentally..." 😏

[u/CosineSimilarity10]

Death trooper on 4 health bar, nice

[u/Traditional_Trust_93]

I think Outlaws had a 2077 style launch and has become real good after a bit of fixes. I've got it but still waiting to play til I finish 2077. One game at a time.

[u/EsJiisan]

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

[u/Hostile-Panda]

If you like open world far cry type games outlaws (now fixed) is excellent, worth it just for the Hondo expansion alone

[u/ricree]

All this is telling me is that Galactic Racer really needs a Road Rash mode.

[u/OTee_D]

Honest question, never played it, but where do they keep coming from, you are seemingly in the middle of nowhere, is there a garrison right around the corner?

Does the game just keep spawning new ones as if the grassland was filled with a trooper every 10 yards?

[u/Cold-Olive1249]

You ran over their homie. You're forever on their hit list XD

[u/Sindacalis]

Lmao ngl I forgot this game exists. Kind of sad Star Wars games used to hit so hard.

[u/TheTyrantX → u/Sindacalis]

What game even is this?

[u/bellri_zenam → u/TheTyrantX]

Star Wars Outlaws - it's pretty cool, but a "buy it on sale"

[u/TheTyrantX → u/bellri_zenam]

Oh, thanks