[Raw Spoilers] Custom briefcase has a special feature

[u/LemonStains]

Penta’s briefcase somehow shoots pyro out the sides

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[u/Background-Gas8109]

That's gotta be a bitch to get through airport security

[u/Boogledoolah → u/Background-Gas8109]

Not if you have.....

CERO MIEDO

Even at the airport

[u/MAMBAMENTALITY8-24 → u/Boogledoolah]

cero miedo even when you get detained

[u/overwhelmingbanana → u/MAMBAMENTALITY8-24]

Cero miedo even when you brought to the station

[u/GoStabby → u/Boogledoolah]

That 3 finger hand sign is gonna be real ironic in enhanced screening

[u/Gundamuber → u/Background-Gas8109]

Entire time I'm just thinking how this would get through TSA

[u/Teonvin → u/Gundamuber]

just keep the firing mechanism and keep it empty I guess ?

[u/Saitsuofleaves → u/Background-Gas8109]

Roman and Sami gonna schedule all their violent matches overseas knowing Penta ain't getting that briefcase through customs.

[u/thicc_chummus → u/Background-Gas8109]

I assume he'd be fine if he checks it the same way they do bullets and guns?

[u/NerdLawyer55 → u/Background-Gas8109]

This years Mr money in the bank brought to you by TSA clear

[u/thecatiscold → u/Background-Gas8109]

At this point they probably just put it on the trucks that carry the ring and all the production stuff

[u/JustATributeCC]

I've seen enough - greatest custom briefcase of all-time.

[u/Blochamolesauce → u/JustATributeCC]

I wish they came up with this gimmick match earlier in history. You know a mankind/mick foley custom brief case would be a black hefty trash bag lol

[u/JustATributeCC → u/Blochamolesauce]

Goldust could've had a film reel canister.

[u/JgL07 → u/JustATributeCC]

A 12-pack for Stone Cold

Boombox for Doctor of Thugonomics Cena

[u/Marc_Quill → u/JgL07]

closet we got to the boombox was Brock Lesnar's case having one.

[u/jjohnson1979 → u/JgL07]

Brock took care of the boom box thing…

[u/QueezyF → u/JgL07]

12 pack? Nah. Case of Coors Light

[u/EnjoyerOfRamen → u/JustATributeCC]

Lance Storm could have a standard brown leather briefcase.

[u/NerdLawyer55 → u/EnjoyerOfRamen]

Can you be serious for a moment

[u/Sef_Maul → u/EnjoyerOfRamen]

Wasn't that what Sandow had

[u/SchleepPowder → u/Sef_Maul]

It still had the Money in the Bank logo with raised lettering and looked like a giant chocolate bar, but yes.

[u/Nobodyydobon → u/Blochamolesauce]

I fear what chicanery a late WCW MITB would cause

[u/LemonStains → u/Nobodyydobon]

Buff Bagwell’s briefcase would just be Judy Bagwell herself holding a purse

[u/bigwangbowski → u/LemonStains]

I'm imagining Judy's belt has a handle on it so Buff can still hold her up like a briefcase

[u/WrestleSocietyXShill → u/Blochamolesauce]

He goes to cash in and he's just rummagong through the bag for the contract, tossing out fistfuls of thumbtacks and little bits of barbed wire 

[u/heartbreakhill → u/Blochamolesauce]

I wish they came up with this gimmick match earlier in history.

The Money in the Bank match is now older than WrestleMania was when the Money in the Bank match was created

[u/JXNyoung → u/Blochamolesauce]

Doesn't even need to say Money in the Bank, he just shows up with the hefty bag and we know its the "brief case"

[u/I_Hate_My_Cat_]

If he doesn’t shoot it at the guy he’s cashing in on, wtf are we even doing?

[u/Tornado31619 → u/I_Hate_My_Cat_]

Roman would kick out

[u/KaisernutProYT → u/Tornado31619]

Well he did kick out of Barricade after all

[u/Little-Mushroom-3961 → u/Tornado31619]

He'll cash in on roman after Roman gets jumped by 9:46pm and shoot fireworks at Roman head, hit him with a Mexican destroyer, and Roman will kick out. Then Roman will pop up, superman punch, spear, pin. Then he'll cut an aura cinema promo about how TOUGH and DESERVING penta is. Honestly, that's probably better than a world title, cause we all know losing to Roman is the equivalent of winning 17 world titles.

[u/KingChez30 → u/Tornado31619]

Roman wins LOL

[u/LiveChocolate8819 → u/Tornado31619]

While staring at the ref during the count

[u/avi550m → u/Tornado31619]

At 1

[u/sludgezone → u/Tornado31619]

And it’s the first 10 minutes of the PPV and he wasn’t on tv for a month leading in.

[u/CelinedionWaiters → u/I_Hate_My_Cat_]

The ref when they have to make the cash-in official

[u/MrOatButtBottom]

They're going to sell so many of those, no sparks of course but it looks incredible.

[u/ImmaDoWatIWant → u/MrOatButtBottom]

Oh god, fans are gonna blow their hands off trying to make customs

[u/VampiresWontHurt → u/ImmaDoWatIWant]

Yeah but then they can put the hand in the brief case and cash it in at the emergency room. 

[u/ImmaDoWatIWant → u/VampiresWontHurt]

I wasn't aware it could also be used for skipping queues, that's fantastic!

[u/Worth-Chemistry5253 → u/ImmaDoWatIWant]

No adult is that stupid…right…RIGHT

Who am I kidding these are wrestling fans.

[u/Onsi-Saleh → u/ImmaDoWatIWant]

Jason Pierre Paul-esque

[u/ImmaDoWatIWant → u/Onsi-Saleh]

No, it's spelt Paul Levesque

[u/Tornado31619 → u/ImmaDoWatIWant]

Natural selection

[u/lionheart4life → u/ImmaDoWatIWant]

Oh well, cero miedo.

[u/DozerOdie → u/MrOatButtBottom]

Get Shiloh Hill to sell ones with pyro on the dark web lol

[u/Worth-Chemistry5253 → u/DozerOdie]

Now I’m just imagining what he would put in the brief case if he ever won it 

[u/HispanicAtTehDisco → u/MrOatButtBottom]

i probably haven’t been looking for them before but i don’t really see people have MITB briefcases, at least at shows

[u/woodsbre → u/MrOatButtBottom]

250usd.

maybe they make a smaller scale one for us poors.

[u/AnthMosk]

Remarkable how quick they were able to make this after they found out he had won.

[u/DozerOdie → u/AnthMosk]

Imagining 5 other custom briefcases backstage for the other participants like they do for the Superbowl merch lol

[u/InsomniaDudeToo → u/DozerOdie]

Lady who had to custom sew a furry briefcase for Trick must have been pissed to see the results

[u/arthurreedismyhomie → u/DozerOdie]

The custom cases for the losers can then be shipped off to a thrift shop in some random country.

[u/Gundamuber → u/arthurreedismyhomie]

So LA Knight was mr money in the bank 2023, 2024, and 2025 in Africa?

[u/DolphFinnDosCinco → u/DozerOdie]

There’s gonna be kids in Africa carrying briefcases covered with white fur

[u/xBrokenWRLDx → u/DozerOdie]

I'm pretty sure after the Roman match they knew he was going to win

[u/Fookmaywedder → u/AnthMosk]

Almost as if it were planned

[u/baojinBE → u/Fookmaywedder]

Wait.... what are you saying?

[u/Vectivus_61 → u/AnthMosk]

Years from now we’re gonna find out props came up with the briefcase, made a sample, and they changed the winner to Penta because of how cool it was

[u/EmergencyAudience581 → u/AnthMosk]

Imagine the one for J'vonn was just made from super balls.

[u/TurntUpTurtles]

Penta is one of the coolest wrestlers ever man

[u/Ode1st → u/TurntUpTurtles]

He’s like so far over the top wrestling corny that it comes back around and it’s cool

[u/SQUIGWERG]

Penta's face when they open the briefcase to verify the integrity of his MITB contract

[u/FlashyClaim → u/SQUIGWERG]

This made me chuckle, dude 🤣🤣

[u/ForrestFuller39]

Best looking briefcase since RVD in 2006.

[u/RexxGunn → u/ForrestFuller39]

Sandow's case in 2013 was fabulous.

[u/FlashyClaim → u/ForrestFuller39]

Tiffy’s purse briefcase was also good but Penta’s is much better

[u/gravejello]

“Dinero en el banco” is a direct translation but something just feels weird about it. Idk what else you could call it in Spanish tho

[u/EstelionZ → u/gravejello]

As a native Spanish speaker I don't feel weird about it. The phrases are so similar they even have the same number of words in them, conveying the same concept or idea in both languages.

[u/Captain_Energy_567 → u/gravejello]

Spanish talker here, the translation feels on point for us.

[u/ThisIsTheKaiToshiki]

LMAO I guess they repurposed the Cody briefcase that they planned if Cody didn't get injured before HIAC 2022

[u/Tornado31619 → u/ThisIsTheKaiToshiki]

You think Cody would have won MITB that year?

[u/ThisIsTheKaiToshiki → u/Tornado31619]

Nah. It just reminded me that one of my friends had this idea where Cody won MITB and as the white meat babyface he was upon return he'd have announced his cash-in in advance before SummerSlam and lost via Bloodline interference, and then go on to win at WM39.

And he wanted him to have a briefcase that shot pyro, because at that time Cody was all about the pyro.

[u/Marc_Quill → u/ThisIsTheKaiToshiki]

Cody does his usual entrance and he raises the briefcase up at the "WOAH-OH" part and it shoots pyro.

[u/scurrydo]

Penta prints money.

[u/Luffytori]

Holy shit. Penta is seen as the one.

[u/UnderTakaMichinoku]

First ever cash in that's gonna turn into an accidental Inferno match when he bonks the champion on the head.

[u/Late_Ambassador7470]

Man Penta is a legend

[u/dunedog]

Not gonna lie, that kinda rocks ass

[u/Ode1st → u/dunedog]

Not sure why you were maybe deciding to lie in the first place, but I appreciate your honesty!

[u/heat_fan_]

Looks dope 

[u/blizzard-op]

TSA is not gonna like seeing this at all lmao

[u/xychosis]

That’s hilarious and honestly, best custom case ever, lol.

[u/meepein]

If he wins the world title, he should get a custom belt that has a ludicrous amount of pyro.

[u/LoudNoises89]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jk4Sucdz1oGd2

[u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser]

Sami is absolutely getting cashed in on lol

[u/Shadow_Log]

It's like that guitar case from Desperado that shoots rockets

[u/DemiGod9]

Other people hit you with the briefcase before they cash in on you. Penta burns you alive with the briefcase

[u/Ustaznar]

So glad to see Penta thriving.

[u/JustdoitJules]

Dinero in El Banco is a rad fucking name for it lmak

[u/Windows_66]

Coolest custom briefcase since the Brock Party?

[u/llamawithguns]

Aight he cant cash in now cause this is too sick

[u/itsmekelsey_x]

That’s so damn cool.

[u/KingChez30]

Dar god that is fire(literally and metaphorically). What is it the second best briefcase of all time behind RVD?

[u/Marvcat1985]

Best briefcase design so far

[u/GutherGlazer]

The money in the bank briefcase got pyro before Kevin Owens did.

[u/BrandofOwnage]

Ok it doesn't spin but I fucking called the Pyro bit

[u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_]

Damn.. I really like that custom case. Now part of me hopes he waits almost a full year just so we can keep seeing it.

[u/legitshook]

Hell yeah finally some cool shit

[u/Rootbeerpanic]

This image is gonna make me tune into Raw for the first time in 2 years oh hell yes

[u/SciFiCreature → u/Rootbeerpanic]

Funny how that "YouTube shocked face" shit works.

[u/Rootbeerpanic → u/SciFiCreature]

Uh it's not the face it's the BRIEFCASE SHOOTING FIREWORKS... that YouTube shocked face has the opposite effect on me

[u/lilaznwoo]

Talk about bombs

[u/songforsaturday88]

This is so fucking stupid. I love it.

[u/danielfletcher]

Hopefully it doesn't burn up the contract.

[u/dookoo]

I GOT MY WISH

[u/GooeyGarth]

When the stream splits.

[u/somehetero]

Yea he's definitely cashing that in for a AAA title...

[u/Lyra_the_Star_Jockey]

Isn't the whole point of the briefcase that it's supposed to have a contract inside it or something.

[u/LemonStains → u/Lyra_the_Star_Jockey]

Flame resistant contract apparently

[u/WCWran2000]

🙄 it’s like watching a game show now.

[u/DarkFalcon49]

This is so shit in all the the best was. It’s so lame that it circles around to being amazing again