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(Raw Spoilers): Custom MITB briefcase Spoiler

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u/A_Livins I'm gonna get that eye, Rey 6h ago

Also, it shoots pyro lol.

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u/fazzle1 5h ago

Oh a pyro shooting briefcase sounds expensive to use week in and week out.

He's cashing in soon

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u/PeaceAlien Brad 'Brad Maddox' Maddox 5h ago

Or maybe it was a once time use

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u/Wiccy Ignorant bliss 5h ago

He accidentally did it before he could use it to distract his opponent! Oh no, now he'll have to rely on his other firework based weapons

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u/zacmac77 5h ago

Could actually end up being true lol especially with Roman heavily rumoured to be in the war games match Penta could very well cash in after that match or before

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u/aaronman4772 Still Walking Alone 5h ago

Somehow during, making War Games an 11 person championship scramble match

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u/RobbNotRob MICHAEL COLE BAYBAY 5h ago

OR... go back to the traditional "win by surrender" rule, Penta cashes in on Roman with a 3 count, but War Games isn't over yet

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u/CrimsonJoker13 3h ago

Penta lets Roman get through War Games, cashes in, walks away with the belt.

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u/SpiritedEnd9609 5h ago

I doubt it. The most expensive part was prob just setting it at this point its just reloading

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u/Djason_Unchaind 5h ago

All I can think of is how the previous MITB holders talk about how they have to bring it when they travel and use it as a carry on. Gonna be hard to bring a pyrotechnic briefcase on a flight lol.

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u/CrimsonJoker13 3h ago

There's no way Penta's allowed to carry the gimmick'd one on a plane. He'll have a normal case that he flies with, and then the rigged one will travel with WWE alongside the real, expensive belts.

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u/KruglorTalks 3h ago

He will cash in when they stop selling merch of it.

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u/zacmac77 5h ago

Could actually end up being true lol especially with Roman heavily rumoured to be in the war games match Penta could very well cash in after that match or before

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u/unessentialNPC 5h ago

The other fireworks get set off like a booby trap when an unsuspecting opponent tries to open the briefcase

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u/RaidenHero137 Karaoke Jones Over Here, but I Digress... 5h ago

Seths did too

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u/baojinBE 4h ago

Nickelodeon slime briefcase 

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u/tonware 5h ago

The most pro-wrestling shit ever lol. Because of course it can.

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ 5h ago

If he don’t shoot that at the guy he’s cashing in on…😂

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u/adsfew 5h ago

Kevin Knight just shuddered in fear and doesn't know why

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u/davewah11 Your Text Here 5h ago

Ooooooook now we’re talkin

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u/metalkev64 5h ago

Can he cash in a contract reduced to ashes?

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u/TBroomey 5h ago

Mox is regretting that he didn't do this to Seth back in the day.

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u/Luchabat 4h ago

Call me when it doubles as a waffle maker

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u/TardyTech4428 2h ago

Blast the champ with fireworks in the face before cashing in

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u/CrimsonJoker13 3h ago

There's no way Penta's allowed to carry the gimmick'd one on a plane. He'll have a normal case that he flies with, and then the rigged one will travel with WWE alongside the real, expensive belts.

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u/batsharkrepellant 6h ago

We can retire the custom briefcase concept. This can never be topped

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u/MeanCantaloupe69 3h ago

Nah I'm holding out until a briefcase can transform into robot that can RKO people.

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u/lockexxv Here to see the Dubya See Dubya 2h ago

That's what I want to see, but I would settle for the wrestler putting their arms in and pulling up and being coated in Iron Man armor and then RKOing their opponent.

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u/Ode1st 36m ago

Gingerbread Man gets resurrected and wins a gingerbread case

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u/Kamunt 6h ago

There's no topping "DINERO BANCO". We've peaked.

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u/Emily_TheDude 6h ago

It does have a small “en el” there lol

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u/mrbubbamac 5h ago

DeeB briefcase

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u/PotatoTheBoy Does anybody know who's sleeping with who??? 3h ago

Shoutout to Serena

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u/MoxMoxMox92 4h ago

Yeah slots into number 1 ahead of the Brock Boombox now.

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u/motasticosaurus what's up with dat 7m ago

Ya knew as soon as Cole uttered these words, that there would be a special briefcase just waiting around the corner.

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u/ArteePhact A NJPW Dad 6h ago

MitB can now be retired. A briefcase that shoots pyro will never be topped.

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u/RadTurnbucklePad 5h ago

I mean I still have the boombox briefcase above it 🤷‍♂️ should have stopped there by peak standards

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u/JustATributeCC René Dupree Can Suck A Dick 5h ago

I knocked that down a few spots after Brock did the whole schtick with the briefcase the wrong way around. Like, come on, dude. That was the whole point.

Yes, I'm being picky.

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u/thebooksmith 5h ago

Although now I wanna see a heel with the same brief case. Make the briefcase shoot Pyro flashes into people's faces to win matches. Could be a lot of fun

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u/A_Livins I'm gonna get that eye, Rey 5h ago

Open the briefcase? Fireball.

Open the contract folder inside the briefcase? You guessed it, also fireball!

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u/MRATEASTEW 3h ago

Want to sign the contract? Guess what, the pen is also a fireball

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u/-chimchooree- Mon Chevalier 4h ago

How about a briefcase that leaks water?

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u/Revolutionary-Oil-74 5h ago

Maybe a MITB guitar? Thats also shoots pyro?

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u/Mysterious_Emotion63 6h ago

This screenshot looks like 2k lmao you have the router of God himself

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u/noblelie17 5h ago

Seriously, this is a legendary screen grab

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u/According-College880 6h ago

IT SHOOTS PYRO

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u/AnthMosk 5h ago

Wow they made that in under 24 hours? Impressive ;)

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u/farshnikord 5h ago

Well OBVIOUSLY they made like 6 of them of the various guys and destroyed the 5 who lost 

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u/mythofdob Chicago Proud 5h ago

They didn't destroy them. They sent them to less fortunate accountants in Africa

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u/gambalore 5h ago

Expect to see a Lemon Pepper briefcase showing up in Soft Ground Wrestling.

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u/Saitsuofleaves 5h ago

Pepsi Dispenser Briefcase used by someone wearing a 4x Super Bowl Champ Bills shirt.

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u/CrimsonJoker13 3h ago

Punk's would have just been his old one

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u/DozerOdie 6h ago

B-e-a-utiful. And it has built in pyro lmao. Amazing

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u/Scfbigb1 6h ago

That shit is CLEAN.

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u/TJLynch howdy 6h ago

After Penta won, my second thought (the first thought being 'Oh wow he may actually win the World title soon') was that WWE is going to make bank off whatever custom design they give his briefcase.

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u/RAA94 6h ago

A briefcase that gets pyro is pretty sickening. Penta is so cxnty.

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u/DaHagerBomb WE FIGHT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS 6h ago

So sick

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u/ZekeorSomething 3! 2! 1! 5h ago

This is definitely the best case ever

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u/JigglyOW 5h ago

Why is his catch phrase spelled correctly on the brief case but spelled incorrectly on his jacket

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u/mojo4394 5h ago

Good for Penta. I was very skeptical when he left AEW about how WWE would treat him. I'm glad it's worked out for him. And his brother can work in Mexico and do well there.

Does WWE have the balls to make a dark masked luchador who doesn't speak English all that well World Champion?

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u/rapidronyrabbit 5h ago

He could hold it for a month and it'd still be better and more memorable than the 4 nothing World Title reigns they gave Del Rio.

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u/CrimsonJoker13 3h ago

They can have subtitles in packages, it did well for Vaquer in the first Morgan/Vaquer feud

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u/jcjohnson1691 5h ago

Yeah so this is fucking awesome. I love custom briefcases

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u/N-McCauley 5h ago

I’m so glad they didn’t use this on Damian and I’m a huge Damian fan

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u/ab_90 5h ago

He’s gonna show up with that on AAA isn’t he

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u/Mike7676 5h ago

He frigging better!

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u/FatalTortoise 5h ago

Penta goes to cash in but his contract got burned up

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u/NerdLawyer55 In-House of Black Legal Counsel 4h ago

Penta got that shit on

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u/CountOfIserlohn 5h ago

I'm so happy for Penta, man. One of my favs, Lucha Bros vs Young Bucks at All Out 2021 was the match that made me fall in love with wrestling again. He killed it in AEW and is killing it again in WWE, hope he can cash in and have a nice world title run

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u/Meowmeow69me Bobby Jamaica! 3h ago

Exact same match that made me fall in love with modern wrestling brother

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u/AlarmedHat5541 6h ago

The pyro shooting out of it is fucking ill

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u/PRIMETIMEWAR35 5h ago

you know he's going to hold that for a year now with all this effort lol

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u/ElThrowaway-619 5h ago

Random Question, was this his Surprise that he was talking about?

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u/FigureFourWoo Ric Flair was still cool when I chose this username. 4h ago

It shoots pyro!

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u/ElThrowaway-619 4h ago

Nevermind, I just saw the clip and that's actually pretty cool

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u/lonebunny227 5h ago

It's actually a custom DEEB case

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u/iamzombus 5h ago

Custom case, does that mean he's going to hold it for a while?

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u/IamJusticus 5h ago

Huge Penta fan! So happy for his success!

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u/noeffortatall the cream will rise to the top 4h ago

“Zero” on the jacket but “cero” on the briefcase bugs me.

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u/IJustLostMyKeyboard 4h ago

They better sell that jacket. That jacket is fucking sick

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u/QueezyF 4h ago

This might be a hot take, I know, but I think Penta is cool as fuck.

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u/Mets_BS 3h ago

It is insane Penta topped out as mid card singles wrestler in AEW. He is probably the most marketable Hispanic wrestler since Rey.

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u/Skreamie Your Text Here 3h ago

Wait when did it become "Zero" miedo?

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u/CoyLoon 2h ago

Anyone else slightly distracted by the cero/zero inconsistency? (briefcase/vest, respectively)

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u/DarkBomberX Bayley Simp 5h ago

Gotta buy thay merch!

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u/Mori_06 3h ago

This man is is so cool

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u/EmergencyAudience581 52m ago

Ten years ago that would have been a Pinata.