r/SpaceXBets • u/earthman34 • 12d ago

Image Omg this guy got deleted and banned instantly but still… 🫰

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u/Trick_Chocolate_8385 12d ago

But that’s a huge improvement on Elon’s recent photos. You’d think he’d be rather proud?!

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u/Greedy-Basil9619 12d ago

For real, Elon wishes he looked like that

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u/kraemertony2 9d ago

He designed the Tesla truck after his body type! 😅

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u/MarzipanSea2811 12d ago

We must protect free speech (unless Elon doesn't like it)

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u/kraemertony2 8d ago

And they will argue and file lawsuits so Grok can make child porn... They all seem to be pedophiles and it's disgusting! 4 Republicans voted against banning it...

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u/schpanckie 12d ago

More like this……

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u/Storm_Spirit99 12d ago

I'm sure donny boy would like this, it made him skinny

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u/Personal-Bicycle3632 12d ago

And with a nice rack!

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u/Eeebs-HI 12d ago

Wow, nice beaches on Epstein Isle! 🌴

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u/ReplacementLatter467 12d ago

Hey, it looks like Donald inspires him to get in shape.

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u/Eeebs-HI 12d ago

And spruce up his bikini line.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 12d ago

The biggest space in this picture is the space between Musk's legs, where real men would have their family jewels.

I think even Andrew Tate's junk was slightly more visible than Musk here.

Maybe it's time we trans-vestigated Musk?

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u/whatup-markassbuster 12d ago

God I know Elon is so dumb and effeminate. There is no way he has balls. I bet Sam Altman took them with OpemAI.

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u/Mycol101 12d ago

All of his family jewels were in a mine in apartheid South Africa

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u/Desperate_Donut3981 12d ago

They've still got the mine

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u/Mycol101 12d ago

Needs more conflict minerals, for the conflict.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BZlNhp9L5WINi

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u/eid_shittendai 12d ago

😳

You know it's AI, right?

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u/shade_was_thrown 12d ago

You don’t actually think that anybody didn’t know that this is AI ?!?

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u/DrinkOk1642 12d ago

"SI" Swimsuit Edition

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u/candamyr 11d ago

Swimsuit Idiotion

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u/NarwhalOk95 12d ago

No way! I’m an expert and I know a real image when I see one.

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u/Cute-Professor2821 12d ago

Can confirm, I am the photographer.

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u/Cold_Assumption_8104 12d ago

I can also confirm, im the bikini and the gunt behind him.

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u/Far-Ad1823 12d ago

No... Noo... Nooooo

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u/SomewhatInnocuous 12d ago

Can anyone spare some eye bleach?

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u/remlapj 12d ago

The free speech absolutist banned him?

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u/RichardGrayson01 12d ago

I wish I could unsee this

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u/Choice_Gazelle_5042 12d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 12d ago

So it WAS a total chop-job.

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u/pimpbot666 12d ago

That's the best chuckle I had all day.

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u/death128965 12d ago

Not enough kids for our pedo in power

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u/NoCopiumLeft 12d ago

Trump looks way fuckin older and orange and fat. Like really morbidly obese almost.

Musk is fatter and his head should be blurred from all the drug usage, he can't stop moving and looking around.

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u/ComedianThink 12d ago

Did not want to picture Donald or Elon in bikinis, I'd rather see Nicki in one though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oGNDvvxwYUc5mmJdm

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u/EmphaticNegative 9d ago

God dammit!!!

I gotta go another time today?

sigh

unzips pants

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u/earthman34 9d ago

You're gonna blister that thang.

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u/RutabagaBusiness2773 9d ago

This guy gets deleted and banned instantly, but none of the people making CP on X with Grok face any consequences? 🤨🤨

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 7d ago

Why does elon have a normal shaped body ?

Need to adjust it to that weird bulging belly weird stand thing he really is

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u/JudoNewt 6d ago

trump's neck could never be on a magazine cover uncensored

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u/bbarke 12d ago

#legend

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u/Your_Mom_Bot42 12d ago

God help me.

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u/acciowrackspurts 12d ago

That's just nasty.

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u/Ok-Philosopher-9921 12d ago

Nice Spread 😄

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u/Relevant-Analysis86 12d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Zestyclose-Banana358 12d ago

I can’t unsee it.

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe 12d ago

So much paint in the taint

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u/CaregiverBasic6732 12d ago

Is this will get command of getting deleted by Elon.

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u/Flipadelphia26 12d ago

Most of you are right to be afraid of AI, that’s all I’m going to say

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u/Truth-is-implacable 12d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 12d ago

This is a good use of "super intelligence". I approve.

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u/Jolly_Brick_6892 12d ago

Doesn’t Trump looks good with TITS? 😂

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u/Longjumping_Tap9310 12d ago

Isnt this fat shamming? I mean when you post grotesquely fat women and just AI an "insert head" on that...isnt that making fun of them? How is this allowed?

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u/TheLoraxCometh 12d ago

The bodies on Trump and Elon are honestly skinnier than they are in real life so, interesting take

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u/BrineJones 12d ago

Your concern is noted.

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u/HoustonHenry 12d ago

Well done...but at what cost

🤣

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u/shade_was_thrown 12d ago

Only picture I’ve seen of Trump where he’s not orange. I guess he’d have to be orange all over.

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u/DocDViolator 12d ago

Hilarious!!

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u/BVAdas 12d ago

Omg what's this gay shit? Do better, OP

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u/Pinkypielove 12d ago

Screened shot and saved thank you to the person who worked hard to get this out there and got banned for it.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/AnotherDumNinja 12d ago

You guys are so horny in here just thinking about Musk 🤣

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u/Illustrious-Sir-1899 12d ago

Stoopz!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/shiggins114 12d ago

Trump's tits looking better than ever

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u/NoSpecialist_042 12d ago

Yet another reason to hate AI, I think I need to burn my eyeballs now

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u/ReplacementLatter467 12d ago

I mean did he undergo sexual reassignment surgery? I mean there is no evidence of extrusions

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u/EasyKaprizy 12d ago

r/pics could never handle this smoke

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u/prakow 12d ago

I love how he has no dick

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u/Eggy-Toast 12d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/NarwhalOk95 12d ago

My eyes are filled with daggers of pain

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u/Recent_Experience475 12d ago

This doesn't accurately depict Musk's horrid HGH gut. This honestly is a better depiction of Musk despite the round bulbous man tits. The real Musk has an absolutely cursed physique.

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u/TrillaryKlinton84 12d ago

Gottem again!!! Imagine how FURIOUS they and all their MAGAt sheeple will be once they see this one!

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u/Familiar-Listen4356 12d ago

Is this your favourite pic for the Reddit Circle ⭕️ Jerk?

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u/turnuout 12d ago

Where's elmos fupa?

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u/Impossible-Roof3489 12d ago

I did NOT need to see that angle of Elon Musk.

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u/Expert_Towel_101 12d ago

Two pussies

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u/Substantial-Type-419 12d ago

I literally remember that magazine cover lmao

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u/urzulus 12d ago

Ill take things that never happened for $200

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u/UnCytely 12d ago

Trump is much fatter than that.

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u/Meltdownman2536 12d ago

Who wore it better?

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u/Dragonfire555 11d ago

Strange how the former first lady has 2 children.

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u/OceanCloud2004 11d ago

Even stranger is this weird obsession that MAGA has with dicks....

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u/Dragonfire555 11d ago

I haven't met a group of people more obsessed with dick. Honestly.

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u/DrawingPuzzled2678 12d ago

You guys have such weird kinks lmaooooo

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u/Rustee_Shacklefart 12d ago

Is Elon post-op here or does he have a micro penis?

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u/Desperate_Donut3981 12d ago

They're both secret bottles bandits imho

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u/ComprehensiveWeb5852 11d ago

Sounds like a lot a bitter people in here. Oh well. 😂😭😂😭

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u/HolidayEmotional8123 11d ago

too late, I saw it and I've saved it and I will be sharing it everywhere.

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u/Usual-Freedom-3897 11d ago

So...what now @Reddit is against freedom of speech?

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u/NorthSky6 10d ago

From I’m standing right now and typing there’s a bit of weird smell

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u/BigMikesTodger 9d ago

Is that Brad Pitt?

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u/indy3232 9d ago

Weird fantasy to want everyone to turn into a girl...

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u/Head-Opportunity6796 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 9d ago

Where did the flab go?

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u/Consistent_Poet2824 9d ago

Ugh hopefully can purge that sight from my mind forevermore

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u/OsawatomieJB 9d ago

I like this oldie but goodie

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u/mikeeyyyg 8d ago

Why post this? lol

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u/Intelligent-Let8253 8d ago

This is a typical Democrat’s fantasy. No surprise!

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 8d ago

Throwing up in my mouth was not on my bingo card this morning

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u/Spiritual_Flow_501 8d ago

finally an ethical use of AI

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u/jacksteel06 8d ago

This is hilarious! But even funnier that Grok was almost certainly used to make the pic. Elon made this possible. He's the GOAT!

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u/Commercial-Diet-3609 8d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️

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u/NeutronFive 8d ago

Dammit... I threw up because of this. WTH?

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u/Ok-Sheepherder-8519 8d ago

Nudification...?

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u/iwillbe9 8d ago

So THIS is the new SI!

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u/Kinkysimo 8d ago

What sub was he banned from?

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u/Daemongod 8d ago

Where does it show that the person fetishizing Trump and Musk got banned?

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u/SeniorHope841 8d ago

It’s a meme who cares?

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u/Livid-Ganache547 8d ago

Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.

On a side note. Must be a freak avoid to make two men in women's bathing suit photo. Project much?

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u/Meal_Signal 8d ago

This would be less disturbing if it were Rowan and Alan from vldl

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u/jackcanyon 8d ago

Epstein Island memories .

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u/ppstick88 8d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Pateklover72 8d ago

Why is OP sharing the picture of what he jerks off to in his sock in mom’s basement?

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u/Euphoric_Position648 7d ago

That’s about white.

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u/Forsaken_Pepper_6436 7d ago

It makes me want to vomit and cry, whilst laughing. I don't know if its horribly epic or epically horrible?

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u/Practical-Funny9591 7d ago

Oh thanks for that.
I just threw up. 😂🤢🤮

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u/designrules 7d ago

Butt who's the top? They both act like bottoms. Haha

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u/Helpful-Finish-4423 7d ago

I'm sure the leftards are enjoying the view

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u/Junior-Photo7304 7d ago

Further proof that leftist can't meme.

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u/Wordplay_469 7d ago

I just threw up in my mouth.

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u/Royal-Librarian-9362 7d ago

Reminds me of why I enjoy sleeping alone.

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u/Single-Hovercraft-33 7d ago

Terrible day to have eyes.

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u/craigruns13_1 7d ago

That’s their best male democrate impersonation. Nailed it b

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u/No_Bell2833 7d ago

Got deleted and banned but this is supposed to be a free country with free speech.

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 7d ago

Can’t unsee this.

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u/Archdukefrank30 7d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/FirstPack6682 7d ago

Please my eyes can’t take this

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u/Tarotdragoon 7d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Funny_Analysis496 7d ago

lol omg that so funny

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u/AssumptionMassive530 7d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/antiTrumpreality 7d ago

Sadly, as much as I hate both of those fucking dudes no need to insult, gay people using their fucking ugly faces! Like that it’s a bad thing if they were, that’s probably them finding a way to make you hate and make fun of it!

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u/Davefhtex 7d ago

Eeeeewwwwww.

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u/BiggDckWilly 7d ago

Made with Grok 😁

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u/Ok-Serve-4726 7d ago

Can we put them on a rocket to Mars soon?

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u/Interloper9000 7d ago

I like that there's not even an implication of a bulge

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u/Ok-Corgi-4998 7d ago

The truth always gets out.

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u/Humble_Empath 6d ago

Get the magnifying glass out for this feast of sensuality 😆😆😆

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u/Jlong4242 6d ago

🤢🤮

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u/Davidgilmour14 6d ago

Well this is a feast for the senses. How horrible is this image? I can never unsee this

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u/Ebo916 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤬

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u/hopeful7321 6d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/RowInevitable7986 6d ago

Great image

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u/Diamond1africa 6d ago

Damn they looking fine as fuck 

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u/Ban_Incomming 6d ago

Democrats get weird boners.

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u/misterclumsy 5d ago

My eyes!!!!!

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u/turkey0535 5d ago

OMG. looks like a couple of gay guys

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u/camaro87us 5d ago

That is Barack Obama and his Husband Michael the only problem is is they've got the two pictures messed up

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u/Ariwite76 5d ago

Kiddy and election bangers ☠️

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u/Kihlstein 5d ago

My eyes, my eyes

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u/Bochepus1970 5d ago

Liberals are so fing weird

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u/Gregorious23 5d ago

The only way I can tell it's AI is Trump doesn't have his gaping neck vag. The man tits look about right

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u/WhimsyDEA 5d ago

After his botched penis surgery this is an accurate depiction of Elonias groin.