r/SpaceXBets • • Aug 20 '26

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u/Over-Lettuce-9575 Aug 20 '26

This is wildly disrespectful to Kathy Bates.

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u/InfiniteOrchardPath Aug 20 '26

Variety Review: Kathy Bates delivers an Oscar-worthy performance in The Technopath, perfectly capturing the tech mogul's essence by blending her terrifying intensity from Misery with the chaotic energy of a billionaire firing engineers via poop emojis. The Mykonos yacht scene alone—featuring Bates in a flawless "fridge-freezer" chest prosthetic—is a masterclass in physical comedy that completely eclipses the real Musk's Twitter feed.

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u/twinkedup Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Other actors did not always appreciate Kathy’s method acting though, one being qouted saying “She showed up on set one morning with a black eye, completely tripped out on ket”

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

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u/Twelvey Aug 20 '26

She is a force.

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u/suckercuck Aug 21 '26

He is a farce.

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u/Antique_Orchid8575 Aug 20 '26

Absolutely. She’s got main-character energy.

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u/ci1979 Aug 20 '26

In the best possible way in that she runs away with any scene she's in, because she's THAT damn good

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u/kozinc Aug 20 '26

After several recorded scenes, and a later extensive face comparison, it was determined that that may have been the actual Elon Musk who snuck on the set, at least until the real Ms. Bates shoved up.

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u/firedmyass Aug 20 '26

loving the typo.

loving it.

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u/IthacaMom2005 Aug 21 '26

Me too, Bill, me too

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u/masked_sombrero Aug 20 '26

totally wouldn't happen 😆 do we actually expect that guy to show up anywhere and do anything that resembles actual work? 🤔

he'd sue for the full payment afterwards though, claiming he did it all himself

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u/RedGuyNoPants Aug 20 '26

Later in the day she was found trying to give sperm to her co-stars. When questioned, she insisted it was hers

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u/Party-Evening3273 Aug 24 '26

Kathy wouldn’t even have to flatten her chest to play the Elon “bad built butch body” character.

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u/DinoRoman Aug 20 '26

Her method acting went even further. She disowned her own children and unlearned how to shake hands.

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u/LrdPhoenixUDIC Aug 20 '26

Sometimes bein a bitch is all a billionaire has to hang on to.

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr Aug 20 '26

She’s so method.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Aug 20 '26

She could knock out the musk and Margo Martindale biopics at the same time then

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u/Big_Guide_8551 Aug 20 '26

💀💀💀

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u/PublicAdmin_1 Aug 20 '26

So she could portray musk, interesting.

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u/JonathanPhillipFox Aug 20 '26

You know what Movie I wanna see, "oral history," those kids on the Game Server with him that tried to Bully him into an self-power-off-mode like- walk with me, "those kids get it," those kids see their dads on Linkedin desperate to get jobs and No one if they'd have gone downstairs, "mom I'm in a game with the Richest Man on Earth," no one is going to believe them yet this is also their like,

Their X-Wings and the Death Star moment they've have trauma-informed language restrictions all around them their entire social lives and believe, fully, that words, "indeed the pen," are in fact so much mightier than the sword that sword must be used to stop the pens at all costs lest lives be lost but this life? Is It Precious?

I dunno I just feel as if its both a plausible project and underdog story, "the kids vs. the adult man on their gaming server with a disregard for sexual proprieties so gauche he's a wanted man in Paris," the kids vs. a man ghosted for an Invite to Epstein Island the kids vs. the Trekboer Dracula,

I mean, make no mistake:

I'd love to see Kathy Bates in this Role you remember Tilda Swinton as the, "thank you for your service," widower in Suspiria man o man o man o man o man o man could that be great

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u/-imaginebaggins- Aug 21 '26

God forbid women have hobbies 🙄

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u/holubtsi-on-fire Aug 24 '26

They also did not appreciate how she gave everyone who worked on the set new, imaginary names that no one could pronounce - according to key grip X2-F$#7.7

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u/ElizBorneopentowork Aug 20 '26

I'd watch this movie.

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u/DinoRoman Aug 20 '26

Just sucks they made her gain 30 pounds for accuracy.

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u/UmeaTurbo Aug 20 '26

Getting her body to be that shape should win an Oscar for costume design.

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u/mynameistory Aug 20 '26

Why did you need AI to write this

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u/Apprehensive_Tone_77 Aug 20 '26

I love you Infinite Orchard path

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u/BrassOrchidBlades Aug 21 '26

You nailed it. Most accurate review ever!

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u/Grmmff Aug 22 '26

May the Great Hive Mind send an army of its best neurodivergent warriors and make it so. Amen.

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u/Khelthuzaad Aug 22 '26

No one goes full Roger Ebert on a film,not even Roger Ebert

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u/MyNameIsMadders Aug 20 '26

It’s fine you might’ve used ChatGPT - Grok’s arch rival - to make this review by the way. I actually thought it was real when I first read it.

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u/Naryanope Aug 20 '26

She deserves so much better.

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u/Good-Ad-6806 Aug 20 '26

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u/rabbitashes Aug 20 '26

Nonsense. Ben Franklin didn't invent electricity I did. Ben Franklin is the.... Whoooa hold on. I'm in a hole.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oZf5GLoFs8ckvBupuy

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u/garden-farms Aug 20 '26

Hahahahahaha

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Aug 20 '26

She enjoys playing villains. She could not ask for a much better opportunity

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u/Mundane_Read_2960 Aug 20 '26

Honestly though, after seeing Melissa McCarthy do a perfect Sean Spicer on SNL all those years ago, I kinda wanna see this. Either Melissa or Kathy would kill it.

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u/MontyDyson Aug 20 '26

That Spicer impression was chefs kiss. I was pissing myself laughing before she’d uttered a word.

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u/MyNameIsMadders Aug 20 '26

I hated when that guy was the WH press secretary but now I miss him because of his ridiculous behavior

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u/dominus83 Aug 20 '26

I’m convinced it’s one of the reasons he left.

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u/firedmyass Aug 20 '26

the actor being a woman was the real insult to him

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u/Lanky-Cheesecake-259 Aug 20 '26

I was about to comment the same

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat Aug 20 '26

You just know she'd deliver an incredible performance though.

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u/Elephant_Snacks Aug 21 '26

She's a great actress. I think she could pull it off. I don't think she would enjoy playing the role though.

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat Aug 21 '26

Probably the worst character she'll ever play.

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u/dnzgn Aug 20 '26

The whole joke of the tweet is "haha, he looks like a conventionally unattractive woman".

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u/walkingpetunias Aug 20 '26

And yet, I would pay to hear her delivery of that famous sentence from Delores Claiborne "Sometimes, being a high riding bitch is the only thing Apartheid Clyde has to hold onto."

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u/otakugal15 Aug 20 '26

This right here.

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u/TheThiefEmpress Aug 20 '26

Kathy Bates is a national treasure and she will always be my Annie Wilkes.

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u/The_Scooter_King Aug 20 '26

There is absolutely no chance, that if she took this role, she would not be an absolute legend.

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u/ohz0pants Aug 20 '26

Opposite!!

We know she can play a great sociopath role!

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u/skipthesmallstuff Aug 20 '26

Shed also probably love the experience

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u/LuckyLockdown23 Aug 20 '26

She could pull it off though.

I’d watch a skit of her doing the let that sink in thing as Mama Boucher.

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u/neuromonkey Aug 20 '26

The woman has range.

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u/wecantdancelikethis Aug 20 '26

She’s an amazing actor regardless of the gender she was born with and the gender of the characters she has played in the past.

It would be insulting to her and to makeup & costume artists she and her peers have worked with to assume that she couldn’t do a spectacular & believable job portraying any given male character.

If Hillary Swank could play a trans man, Kathy can play a man who’s gotten multiple expensive gender-affirming procedures.

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u/Badams105 Aug 20 '26

Yup. Love Kathy Bates and hate that mofo.

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u/twlscil Aug 20 '26

Are you kidding? She could pull it off. She is a gifted and talented actress. I’m sure she could portray someone as lowly and unlikable as Musk. Just channel some of that Misery vibe

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u/Nadja77 Aug 21 '26

He’s the Madame Delphine LaLaurie of his generation… She knocked that character out of the park, so Musky would be a breeze for her.

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u/ReplyOk6720 Aug 20 '26

No she is an amazing actor she can handle this no problem 

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u/WatchOutRadioactiveM Aug 20 '26

It genuinely is.

The post is essentially "Haha, Elon, you're so ugly, you look like a fat old woman!!!" Of course this would make it to the top of Reddit. Can't pass up a chance to insult women!

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u/Triatomine Aug 20 '26

I think it is more than that. I took it to mean that Kathy Bates can play anyone and it would be the casting that would infuriate him the most. She isn't ugly and never has been. But being compared to any elderly woman would just send Elon over the edge.

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u/duckduckchook Aug 20 '26

Let's face it though, she would give an Oscar worthy performance

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u/Dullcorgis Aug 20 '26

You doubt her acting skills or her dedication to absolutely crush his ego?

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u/Sephous5011 Aug 20 '26

Lmfao was hoping for this comment!

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u/awezumsaws Aug 20 '26

Why? She certainly has the talent to pull off such a role.

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u/Lurchie_ Aug 20 '26

Agreed. I fucking love KB.

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u/LtotheYeah Aug 20 '26

I think on the contrary that would be too high a honor for Elon. Kathy would be brilliant as usual… and the best middle finger to the injonction to “delete this” would be her winning an Oscar for it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tFK8urY6XHj2w

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Aug 20 '26

Divine would be a great choice but he was passed on....

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u/Kemosabe-TV Aug 20 '26

But you know what she'd kill it and probably win an oscar

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u/Humble_Empath Aug 20 '26

😢that’s what I was going to say! I have too much love and respect for Kathy Bates to associate her with that chimp.

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u/hipkat13 Aug 20 '26

In all fairness Kathy Bates does a fantastic job at playing evil characters.

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u/DinoRoman Aug 20 '26

Nah it ain’t she’s a true actress she could fuggin nail it

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u/MyldExcitement Aug 20 '26

And she's svelte now.

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u/B-Train_ATL Aug 20 '26

Nah. She’s a great actor. It will be her magnum opus.

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u/firedmyass Aug 20 '26

maybe… if Ryan Fuller directed it

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u/harbordog Aug 20 '26

But she’s such a good actor, and she can play crazy person very well… it might be the challenge she was looking for?

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u/OwnLobster1701 Aug 20 '26

I don't know.. she could be down for this.. I would totally go see it if she actually did it.

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u/TazManiac7 Aug 20 '26

She is a wonderful character actress. This is a challenge she can conquer , not an insult.

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u/Silly_Double408 Aug 20 '26

came to say the same thing.. Why would you wish such horror on Kathy Bates?

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u/VorAbaddon Aug 20 '26

Ehhh, that may have been the original posts intention but I am not against it. She's FANTASTICALLY talented and would put on a helluva performance.

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u/ToptopPipPip Aug 20 '26

Esteemed character actress, Margot Martindale, has enter the chat.

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u/redditbutprivately Aug 20 '26

But would she be willing to wear a disfigured prosthetic penis to flash an assaulted flight attendant?

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u/tegresaomos Aug 20 '26

I dunno. She can play some truly vile, evil characters.

Her struggle would be the insane accent he has.

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u/The001Keymaster Aug 20 '26

Exactly. Musk should be played by Ronald McDonald.

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u/Affectionate-Army676 Aug 20 '26

Actually Kathy Bates was born with her face Elon had plastic surgery, so I would say he is trying to steal her identity

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 Aug 20 '26

But would she want to?

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u/Light_-_Bringer Aug 21 '26

The fact that it bothers him so much is exactly why it needs to be made and she needs to help make it!

Would be the role of a lifetime if you ask me.

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u/Cael_NaMaor Aug 21 '26

Exactly what I was thinking. Hell, this is wildly disrespectful to Annie Wilkes, & that b*sh was crazy!

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u/Lumpy_Past6216 Aug 21 '26

Yes, but would she still play the part? lol

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u/Ok_Series_4580 Aug 21 '26

But it struck a nerve so I’m all for it

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u/MoreRamenPls Aug 21 '26

Kathy really gonna have to pull out the Misery to do Elon.

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u/TheOneTrueZedubbs Aug 22 '26

No she's an actor she totally could act the part.

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u/Turbulent-Oil-7326 Aug 22 '26

Nah, she's an amazing actress, and she's not shy about picking up a villain role and making it iconic

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u/ChargeInteresting278 Aug 22 '26

That bitch could steal the show if she was Tree #3.

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u/Specific_Rando Aug 22 '26

If she did him like Melissa McCarthy did Sean Spicer she would chew every scrap of the screen to dust.

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u/Optimal-Context9785 Aug 23 '26

She would kill it though she's a phenomenal actress but, she doesn't look anywhere as gross as that person. The fact that he demanded it be deleted is crazy? 1st Amendment buddy!

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u/PolkaDotDancer Aug 23 '26

Are you kidding? She would rock the part an Oscar worthy performance.!

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u/TrashPanda5874 Aug 24 '26

She's soooooo talented, though. She could pull it off. And she's not egotistical, at all. I'll bet she sees this and says to herself, "haha, Challenge accepted."

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u/HuckleberryGeneral69 Aug 26 '26

My thoughts exactly. However, she would probably kill it, and we all know that.

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u/JRR_Tokin54 Aug 20 '26

Kathy Bates doesn't quite have enough of a "certified psycho" look in her eyes to play Musk!

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u/Tuna_Sushi Aug 20 '26

So you've never seen Misery?

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u/Ninjaflippin Aug 20 '26

i often wonder how many people have been hobbled in real life after a captor was inspired by that movie.

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u/fenderputty Aug 20 '26

Yeah if anyone can killing off, Kathy can

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u/JRR_Tokin54 Aug 20 '26

No, I was just looking at the two pictures in the post.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 Aug 20 '26

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u/firedmyass Aug 20 '26

that’s the only season I managed to fully watch.

I’m not saying it’s good, necessarily… but watching Bassett and Lange chew up the scenery out past the horizon was worth it