Elmo tried so hard to get on that island but even the Veteran Pedos didn’t want this weirdo. Even Steven Hawking and his magical flying chair got to go…. But not Elmo. The epitome of a loser. 😭
There's something about the way boomers communicate over email.
Half the pizzagate stuff looked cryptic because, bizarrely, it was an easier conclusion to jump to than the truth which was that our highest level of politicians and oligarchs can't form a fucking email properly. One word replies, no punctuation, non sequitors, just a farcical communication style.
why are you saying it like its a crazy belief you have? Your country literally saved Nazi scientists and politicians and gave them jobs and positions of power. Of course you still have nazis and nazi ideology in your government.
You are getting distracted by the joke that is elon musk and his dead supplier.
You are not spending any attention on finding out who the currenly alive supplier is to all jeffs old customers, which is what everyone would prefer.
It’s an odd head cannon that he was too weird for pdfs, I can’t think of anything worse or weirder than a pdf. It’s more likely that they didn’t trust him not to snitch if he was actually in their fucked up inner circle.
Fuck adobe, they got rid of flash just as I started learning programming and I never got to make dumb flash games in action script, also I hate their subscription services so they can get fucked lmao.
Allegedly, but I can't say I ever encountered any such malware. Flash gave us a golden age of free homemade flash games and animations and they took it away from us.
Adobe basically bought Macromedia and Flash, then decided it was either too hard to fix or more likely IMO, figured it was going to eat into someone's profits, so they burned it all down and gave us nothing comparable to replace it with. Absolutely murdered my enthusiasm for animation and game development in the process.
And that's the least of Adobe's crimes against software, I'll never forgive them.
When I was a kid I used to have a treehouse in my backyard. My friends and I made a pact that only the cool kids can enter. Some had to stay outside even though they were friends but they were too much of dork, weirdo, boogers, cooties or what not. Elmo is that weirdo with boogers.
There was a follow up email where they gave him an invitation but it wasn't outright stated, im assuming for plausible deniability reasons, but he was too dumb to recognize it, so he wasn't to wierd for them he was just incapable of reading comprehension
I dont think he did, he just really wanted to. They released a bunch of the emails and he was begging to go (and to get with the girls) but jeff even hated him so much that he tried to get his fixer to brush him off and, when elmo continued to beg, he literally just said "Im selling the island."
Hawking didn't go, that was a lie that was done for reasons I'll let you speculate.
The pictures of Steven were from a disability hotel conference and one of the women were his aid and the other a travel assistant representing the hotel services.
Elmo tried so hard to get on that island but even the Veteran Pedos didn’t want this weirdo. Even Steven Hawking and his magical flying chair got to go…. But not Elmo. The epitome of a loser. 😭
So only winners get to go to the Island!?? Ok I understand what you are saying
He was so cringe epstein actually shut the ilsand down to avoid him. Literally you can see the timestamps of elmo begging to go (and talking about the girls there), pedo jeff punting him to his fixer saying "deal with this," and then the fixer eventually is like "Sorry, were getting rid of the island."
They get off on stealing the innocence from children, the most vulnerable population among humans. The more vulnerable their victims are, the more capacity to inflict cruelty upon them. It makes these creatures feel immensely powerful.
Honestly it's pretty fascinating. After Trump does (latest fuckup) you can see disagreement in that sub. Then you watch in real time as they get their talking points and suddenly it's 100% support again.
Did elon send the text four years after the world found out epstien was a pedophile, or being out side of the loop, did he call as soon as he found out?
There's a "Solicitation of prostitution" section, but hindsight is 20/20, and there's enough doubt/wiggle room there to think he's not a pedophile. For similar case of "hindsight is 20/20", see Graham Platner, who got endorsed by Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Zohran Mamdani, before getting canceled a few months later.
They were probably like, "hey! Don't tell elon about the island..." He finds out 4 years later. Then he starts blowing up epstiens phone like they knew he would and trump and epstien are like, "see?!? This is why I said "don't tell elon about my child rape island!"
It's genuinely insane being gaslit by right wingers online, that caring about the billionaire pedo junta capturing all levels of the federal government is just "virtue signalling"
I wonder why these kinds of incriminating materials don't get pursued during interviews. I'd love to see Elmo's face if someone showed him this and asked him to elaborate. I know he'd lie through his teeth but I'd still enjoy seeing him struggle to find an excuse
He would probably resort to some petty childlike reaction, and go to some extreme length to get the interviewer fired or whatever. But realistically he would never put himself in such position, he seems pretty careful about who he takes interviews from or what platforms he appears on, so the people who would want to do something like that would never really get a chance.
Elon ain't no boomer. Nor are most of the tech bros....like The Woz was a Boomer....and, sadly, Larry Ellison, but he had a very troubled childhood.
Sadly, age has zero to do with any tendencies toward corruption of all types. In fact, when we were growing up, the idea of chasing Money was ugly. Back to the Land, Hippies, Health Food, good Music, actual consenual sex with "liberated" women was our thing.
When your "samples" are in the millions or tens of millions....they are going to run some kind of Bell Curve (that is, from Charles Manson to Stevie Wonder to Stuart Brand (Whole Earth Catalog) to Steve Jobs and Woz.
He's the richest man in the world, and thanks to DOGE, has access to tons of private information of American citizens. It's not a distraction to focus on the two of them simultaneously, in fact I'd say it's dangerous not to.
Why is it not loading for me and giving me a spinning reddit wheel? Anyone else having trouble? I never see this kind of loading error. Another attempt to block "uncharitable" content from Elmo?
Its amazing how all of my other videos, adds, and pictures load but not this one. Im going to assume its him begging to be invited to the island everyone forgot about
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u/GIT_45 Jul 20 '26
Elmo tried so hard to get on that island but even the Veteran Pedos didn’t want this weirdo. Even Steven Hawking and his magical flying chair got to go…. But not Elmo. The epitome of a loser. 😭