r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 1h ago

We have fun here Eating a banana like that should be illegal 😭

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u/Embarrassed-Bet-8857 1h ago

Dude lives by the no-homo rule

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u/whiterice_343 1h ago

He doesn’t wash his ass because it’s gay to dig in there.

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u/LIONLDN 56m ago

To avoid looking like this 👀:

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u/Skrapidilly 1h ago

It's like they constantly have dick on mind.

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u/itchybutwhole69 1h ago

That's exactly what it is and it's weird as shit.

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u/RNGezzus 1h ago

That's why I spit on it first.

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u/Chieftan_85 44m ago

The banana, the penis or the ass ?

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u/RNGezzus 42m ago

This is a post about eating a banana, don't be a sick perv.

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u/NoAdvertising2 1h ago edited 1h ago

Still homo its just foreplay

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u/Gustopheles 1h ago

When they act like that in public, they have something to hide.....

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 32m ago

Or did it for the viral bs

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u/xiiicrowns 1h ago

Yeah you can tell this guy is probably super insecure

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u/workieworkwork 1h ago edited 1h ago

We don't know that 100%, he could just like the banana like that. I do now want to know why he is doing that...

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u/Calvins-mom-simp-alt 1h ago

It’s the shaking m&ms in your hand thing all over again

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u/LIONLDN 1h ago

I must have missed that, but can imagine the narratives 😅

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 56m ago

Yeah, everyone knows you can’t eat a banana long ways in the dugout.

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u/moonlighting_madcap 52m ago

Nah, he’s enjoying nibbling on that thing.

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 1h ago

He’s is trolling for sure

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 1h ago

100%. We're giving him exactly what he wants, and I'm OK with that.

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u/lucasbrosmovingco 1h ago

College Baseball bros are fucking great when a guy is on camera. Troll for sure. Good clean dumb fun

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u/Chizenfu 1h ago

I was thinking he lost a bet: you gotta eat a banana on camera

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u/RappingFlatulence 34m ago

He’s on tv and trying to ruin his buddy’s interview. r/guysbeingdudes

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u/ResistWild 1h ago

You guys know he’s just messing with the guy being interviewed right? It’s a joke.

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 1h ago

A joke? In baseball?

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u/tohn_jitor 1h ago

I've heard of there being no crying in baseball, so am I right to assume there should be no jokes as well?

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u/SSN-420-67-6669 1h ago

Right? I don’t know if people are being sarcastic or the joke is going over their heads.

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u/unzercharlie 1h ago

I like how everyone in the comments missed the joke that he obviously made on camera and are trying to make the same joke at his expense.

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u/Scorpionoshow 1h ago

Will slap another man's ass, but no way in hell is he eating a banana like a homo.

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u/FIFofNovember 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1fHlf4mgS2JPy

this is the only way, ammirite guys

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u/LIONLDN 1h ago

👁️👁️

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u/Excellent_jun91 50m ago

THLAP ATH!

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u/spdorris 1h ago

Men will do anything to avoid looking like they are sucking a fat hog. It might be gayer to eat a banana like this.

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 1h ago

I’m straight and I would suck the chili beans right off a fat hog. These people are just insecure.

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u/LIONLDN 1h ago

You would what off the what?! 👁️👁️

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u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot 1h ago edited 1h ago

Yes, nibbling it like this takes too long and makes everyone uncomfortable. Just eat it normally like a dick.

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u/Risky-Trizkit 1h ago

Looks more like cunnilingus this way. Minus the gnashing of teeth into the labia

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u/spdorris 48m ago

I don't cunnil the lingus like this, but I guess different strokes for different folks.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 1h ago

I don't think i want to see how he eats corn

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u/wi5hbone 1h ago

On the corkbe

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u/DoctorDinghus 40m ago

I was today years old when I discovered if you take a corn by the cob, twist the top kernels counter clockwise until the fibers turn white and you can SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT , it just eats better that way.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 1h ago

He's eating the banana 'corn on the cob' style 😨

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u/MysticMarauder69 1h ago

He must be from Iowa

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u/RNGezzus 1h ago

Or Nebraska

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u/Mrscorpio100 1h ago

Why he eating it like it’s corn on a cob

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u/Dinklerbuuuurf 1h ago

Looks like that boy eats ribs on the regular

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u/No-Cake-5683 35m ago

Because he knows he's on TV

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u/BusyBit6542 1h ago

He's doing it to get posted on reddit and hey look at that, it worked.

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u/silv3rbull8 1h ago

Has the guy never figured out how to peel a banana

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u/Potential_Bowler9833 1h ago

Slap that out of his hand!

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u/Malcom91 1h ago

Twas for the camera surely… right? Right? Right? D:

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u/Sea-Comfortable5276 1h ago

its not gay tho

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u/phallic-baldwin 1h ago

Plot twist, he eats corn on the cob like a banana. Cob and all.

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u/Consistent_Wave_2869 1h ago

soemone called him gay for eating a banana normally once, and he is such a cuck that it affects him to this day.

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u/LIONLDN 1h ago

So someone asked him 👁️👁️:

https://giphy.com/gifs/relnvfSEa2Qa125uPA

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u/blzrlzr 1h ago

People who use cuck unironically are very weird.

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u/sambull 1h ago

You know he can't use a straw

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u/South_Front_4589 1h ago

There are a number of people who think that men eating it the normal way is gay and revolting.

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u/Demoncagno 1h ago

There are a lot of insecurities in a man that fears to eat a banana the normal way because maybe another person could thing that is gay, really a fragile masculinity over there

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u/Advanced_Algae_5476 1h ago

You've never lost a bet?

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u/Demoncagno 44m ago

Sometimes

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u/Advanced_Algae_5476 38m ago

You think it's fragile masculinity? This dude lost a bet and his punishment was he had to eat a banana sideways behind his buddies presser. Tell me your a chick without telling me. Guys are simple creatures, it's not that deep.

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u/Demoncagno 23m ago

Ye i was answering to the other dude that said some people would not eat a banana because its gay, if thats the case, then you have problems, anyway none of us knows nothing of why he eats a banana like that

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u/Efriimi 26m ago

I thought he was just doing it to be a dork and it was funny. But that actually tracks.

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u/Own-Finger6978 1h ago

Wrong I eat like this way in video , and why I do it?     Ans.  When you eat like this you see middle part of bannana  which is more sweet than upper body so it gives satisfaction 

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u/Ancient-Civilization 43m ago

The satisfaction part is when the banana enters your mouth and it hit the back of the throat.

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u/portageandmain 1h ago

I wouldn’t hand down jail time but I’d definitely put the offender on probation 

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u/MGC00992 1h ago

My mother-in-law says that is how good girls eat a banana

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u/okymoney 1h ago

You dont wanna be that guy on camera blowing on a banana

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u/Minute_Radio_6452 1h ago

100% closeted

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u/ThaEmortalThief 1h ago

My mother said That’s how good girls eat them - Amy Farrah Fowler

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u/Global-Ingenuity-645 1h ago

He’s a Cavalier. He can’t help it. They have no upbringing.

Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, hi!

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u/LGuitar88 46m ago

Can't be caught slipping

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u/AdFalse375 1h ago

Dude knows exactly what he’s doing

And I’m all for it 😂

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u/burntothepowerofer 1h ago

Looks enjoyable tbh

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u/The_Nicest_1 1h ago

I break the banana in piece when i eat it in public but at home i deep throat that bitch

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u/SoyDusty 1h ago

This makes the whole state look bad, as a disclaimer: We the people of the state of Virginia do not teach or condone eating bananas like this.

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u/Di-Liberto 1h ago

Why does this look like but also give Jschlatt energy.

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u/Akiro_orikA 1h ago

I eat hotdogs like this when people watch me. I also use a knife on candy bars.

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u/IamMintLeaf 1h ago

That's a left handed reliever in the bullpen for ya

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u/MachoMan_HandySavage 1h ago

Finally, the correct way!

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u/booky_shmooky 1h ago

Is he the same guy who ate a raw onion on a plane?

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u/Real-Document-6577 1h ago

I love eating bananas like its a dick …and I’m straight

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u/ParkDistrict 1h ago

Dude eating that shit like he trying to save some for later

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u/OkraAble8889 1h ago

Who the hell nibbles a banana

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u/icutlime 1h ago

That guy is definitely gay

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u/Deep-Pudding819 1h ago

He’s signaling his dating preference.

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u/sleepytjme 1h ago

Illegal to eat banana?

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u/Throwaway8451130 1h ago

Definitely eats corn vertically.

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u/Perle1234 59m ago

I’m pretty sure it is. Straight to jail.

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u/rocket6733 59m ago

It’s some serious bullying going on

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u/Prime88 54m ago

I do that when I avoid eating the overripe brown areas.

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u/mayumia 44m ago

I was told Bill Goldberg eats corn the long way...

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u/Necronoxious 39m ago

Chew on that thang!

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u/Garlic-Rough 35m ago

Would you rather the 🏳️‍🌈 way?

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u/Manymarbles 33m ago

The responses here sure are something

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u/fin-freedom-fighter 27m ago

Tough competition for that gunter eagleman guy

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 1h ago

Banana insecurity

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u/Wilddogs95 1h ago

ophidiophobia

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u/tohn_jitor 1h ago

When your masculinity took a recent blow, and needs some time to recover.

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u/Equivalent_Reach_572 1h ago

either get over it or come out of the closet already

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u/adeadlyphenom 1h ago

Without a fork that's the best way.

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u/KelticQT 1h ago

Peak fragile masculinity

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u/adeadlyphenom 1h ago

Haha shaming language typical low IQ move.

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u/KelticQT 55m ago

Lmao. Very high IQ to have your insecurities dictate the way you eat a fruit.

Keep your high IQ if that is what you do with your thinking cap on. I don’t seek it.

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u/GrandVoice7034 31m ago

people have different food preferences .

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u/KelticQT 26m ago

Yeah. That must be it lol. Loving to have fingers of both hands dirty for the practicality of it and the love of the game.

Really, nothing more than preferences. And absolutely no peer pressure regarding putting a relatively phallic looking object in your mouth. Suuuure.

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u/GrandVoice7034 21m ago

it is really not that deep , you don't have to assume people having insecurities , or homophobia , it's just food , on a side note i really like phallic looking objects in my mouth , in my hand , and deep down my throat .

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u/Mercurysteam04 56m ago

Oh boy, this reminds me that on our last holiday, my wife and I were sitting in the breakfast area of the hotel and two tables away an older gentleman peeled a whole banana, put the peel on the table and proceeded rawdog the entire thing. My wife was dumbstruck and reminds me to this day about how the banana is "the perfect fruit that comes with it's own wrapper" and that "some people are are literally dumber than chimps who mastered this thousands of years ago"

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u/GrandVoice7034 36m ago

i salute him

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u/Mercurysteam04 35m ago

Ngl I admired his confidence