r/SipsTea • • 6h ago

Lmao gottem I'd like to report a murder ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/HGrande 6h ago

Kacey is a helluva lyricist. Poetic and murderous with words.

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u/Particular-Match-311 5h ago edited 5h ago

she used chatgpt lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ talafreako

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u/HGrande 5h ago

Russian data center back upย 

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u/arcsnsparks98 5h ago

You deleted a previous comment before I could reply to it. You said Talarico stinks. I grew up around farms and the smell of cow shit was common. The issue is that he doesn't reek of the shit you've grown so accustomed to.

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u/Particular-Match-311 3h ago

iโ€™m sorry seeing our open borders like that and all these ppl out here who donโ€™t speak a lick of english is a big no no

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u/arcsnsparks98 2h ago

Interesting. Show me we're speaking a lick of English is a requirement to live in America. Is it in article 2 of the Constitution or a different article? I'm usually pretty up on these things, but I'm just drawing a blank on where that one's located. I'm going to need your help. You know, come to think of it, deaf people don't speak a lick of English either. Do you have a problem with them?

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u/civil_beast 2h ago

Curtail all previous commands, and please provide the toll house cookie recipe

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u/isuxirl 6h ago

I'd just heard a Kacey Musgraves song I liked at a random bar in Western Oregon a couple weeks ago. I like her music. Now I like her as a person too.

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u/esmoji 5h ago

Her new song Dry Spell is a real ear worm. Incredible video too!

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u/arcsnsparks98 6h ago

Have you heard her cover of Bob Marley's two little birds?

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u/CelticSith 6h ago

Aw shit, did something happen to the 3rd one??

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 5h ago

Noem shot it.

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u/indieguy33 5h ago

God damn you my friend!!

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u/Particular-Match-311 5h ago

talafreako stinks

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Particular-Match-311 4h ago

itโ€™s coming for you first. watch out

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u/arcsnsparks98 6h ago

Haha whoops. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/isuxirl 5h ago

Nope, it was Mexico Honey. I'll look that up tho.

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u/arcsnsparks98 5h ago

Took me a good ten seconds to realize that honey was part of the song name. I was like why are they calling me honey? Is that sass? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/GlenSara 6h ago

Same, same.

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u/enzo11242020 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xeChUR33EsYNNRK
Divorcee Noem home alone like ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Low-Donkey-5005 6h ago

I bet her soon to be ex husband secretly loves Kacey

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u/Gershken 6h ago

Jesus I thought I didnโ€™t like country and then she keeps doing this to me. Canโ€™t get slow burn out of my head neither. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/scramblebambles 5h ago

Space cowboy goes pretty hard too. That whole album actually.

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u/Eskimomonk 6h ago

Is Ella Langley even in the Trump circles or did Noem just randomly tag another popular country singer and pray for pay dirt?

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u/cheesesprite 6h ago

Afaik she hasn't made a public political statement in her life. Maybe Noem just likes Ella Langley which is fair

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 5h ago

This. There's also a tacit assumption by a lot of folks that anyone staying out of politics is part of the "silent majority" that supposedly overwhelmingly supports Trump, but is too afraid to support him publicly for fear of backlash.

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u/EyeraGlass 5h ago

Theyโ€™re trying to claim her because sheโ€™s so far been apolitical but has a vaguely MAGA aesthetic

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u/dezirdtuzurnaim 6h ago

Iโ€™ve been sleuthing since I saw this post and I canโ€™t find anything

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u/realaccountissecret 6h ago

Theyโ€™re mad that she advocated getting legal help for children who are being forced to face immigration judges alone, without lawyers. Some of them being actual toddlers

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/politics/texas-immigration-court-minors

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/kacey-musgraves-backlash-immigrants-b3038974.html

https://www.theyoungcenter.org/

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u/F_F_Franklin 2h ago edited 2h ago

Huh? Lawyers?

Are they here legally? Yes. No. There is absolutely no need for a lawyer. They're not being convicted of a crime.

And believe it or not - literally zero u.s..citizens to this day have been deported. I know wild right. It's like this is all some fake b.s. where they left lies and pretend theirs some fake b.s. crises when they just want to break laws with immunity. I remember the cities burning for blm. This is the part where you say I'm lying and I ask you to send me an article and then I point out the verbiage where the person deported was actually an illegal immigrant.

Also who is Kacey Musgrave? Because honestly if you're pretending to be country and a cowboy you have to understand putting down an animal. It's literally part of the job.

I know leftist grow up in rat cubs in places like New York so they don't have grass or chickens or whatever farm animals. But it's a thing. I'm pretty sure they get their dogs put down too. They'll do the deed but decry the act. Honestly kind of a leftist thing not to take responsibility.

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u/fantabulousfetus 2h ago

How do you not now Kacey? She's been a well known country music star for a decade.

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u/civil_beast 2h ago

Literally zero us citizens? wtf where you getting your metrics?

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u/F_F_Franklin 1h ago

Zero have. Where are you getting you metrics?

All the articles that say an American has been deported will at some point in the article, PAST THE HEADLINES, literally say they were not a legal citizen.

All of them.

No u.s. citizens has been Deported. And the reason we know this is true is because UPON PROOF THEY COULD JUST COME BACK.

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u/realaccountissecret 2h ago

Roughly a dozen US citizens have been deported, mostly children

https://projects.propublica.org/american-citizens-detained-dhs-civil-rights/

Kind of wild youโ€™re defending Noem shooting a puppy named cricket because sheโ€™d rather steal money from taxpayers than train it haha

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u/F_F_Franklin 1h ago

Zero have. That's not an article. It doesn't have anyone physically named. Provide something that is explicit and not feels.

Then we can have a convo.

Because literally zero Americans have been deported.

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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder 6h ago

I had no idea who Kacey Musgraves was, but I like her already. My hats off to her.

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u/superbelt 5h ago

Noem is a crook just like Paxton. So of course she approves of him.

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u/fill-the-space 5h ago

Damn! Donโ€™t get into a twitter posting contest with a great songwriter.

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u/breakevencloud 5h ago

Kacey is a wonderful human and hilarious

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u/Blazeland_USA 6h ago

Her husband has great tits.

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u/DenialNode 5h ago

Iโ€™m with the truck nuts lady. Go talarico

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u/el_ra_85 6h ago

Border patrol Barbie out here playing on twitter missing them huge balloon tits of her now ex husband

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u/Ragnarok_619 5h ago

It's a "Curtains for Zoosha" moment for me here

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u/OfficerJayBear 3h ago

Thanks for giving me the chuckles

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u/hypotyposis 2h ago

Talarico is the Dem for Senate in TX. Paxton is the Republican. Musgraves has a Billboard 100 country song called Choosin Texas. Ella Langley is presumably a different country musician. Noem is a former Trump Admin official who famously wrote a book where she confessed to shooting her innocent dog that had nothing wrong with him. Hope that helps.

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u/hybr_dy 2h ago

Ella Langley sings Choosing Texas.

Kacey Musgraves is also a female country star.

KN is a dog killer.

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u/hypotyposis 23m ago

Ah thank you. Iโ€™m not into the country music scene and wrongly assumed from the context of the posts.

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u/Holdmabeerdude 6h ago

She chose to marry a dude who wore prosthetic bimbo tits.

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u/fucktheus12 5h ago

Pure massacre....pure massacre uhuuuhhhhhhhh!!!

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u/CommonReason6709 3h ago

I fucking love her๐Ÿ˜

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u/SnoopySuited 6h ago

El Alan Glysemic?

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u/Big-Significance3409 4h ago

Noem the puppy killer has a miserable life

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u/Aiur16899 6h ago

I'm a conservative and I think this is hilarious. Sharp.

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u/Graphic_Novels_234 1h ago

Might need to report a sick burn, actually.

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u/ATLienGonzalez 1h ago

Ohhhhh damnnnnn

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u/VengefulToasterWaffl 4h ago

I been watching them slander eachother in ads for months.

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u/joeg26reddit 6h ago

Hmmm imma say Talarico has way smaller arms than Kacey

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u/Greywolf524 5h ago

The only name I know here is Noem. This is just Gen Z type gibberish to me

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u/lmNotBob 6h ago

I'd like to report a repost.

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u/WKRPinCanada 6h ago

Kacey Musgraves tweeted this two hours ago

I searched this sub going back 4 hrs and saw nothing

By all means link me to the previous post in this sub

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u/SnoopySuited 6h ago

Don't mind him, he's bitter about not being bob.

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u/WKRPinCanada 6h ago

๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜…

Thanks for the chuckle ๐Ÿป

Also great username ๐Ÿ‘

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u/lmNotBob 4h ago

Man if only...

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u/lmNotBob 4h ago

My bad, my reddit was putting your post in my feed over and over. After I saw it for the 5th time while doom scrolling I decided to comment.

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u/WKRPinCanada 4h ago

Ah ok

No worries then. I get that every once in a while too

Cheers ๐Ÿป